HTTP_Lovecraft
@biglovecraft.bsky.social
Alternate universe version of Lovecraft who wasn't a POS and who is also a spry 135 years old (I still hate the Welsh, though).
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metroidbrainia is when you get sucked off so hard that the galaxy is at peace
November 13, 2025 at 2:20 PM
metroidbrainia is when you get sucked off so hard that the galaxy is at peace
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My review of Jeffrey Epstein: 👎
November 12, 2025 at 9:01 PM
My review of Jeffrey Epstein: 👎
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Aurora Borealis might be visible from my kitchen tonight, which, without getting into details, is a huge relief for this luncheon I'm planning with my boss
November 11, 2025 at 8:19 PM
Aurora Borealis might be visible from my kitchen tonight, which, without getting into details, is a huge relief for this luncheon I'm planning with my boss
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"babies are born worshipping unknown gods" is one of the most incredible dwarf fortress bugs i have heard of. its poetry.
November 11, 2025 at 4:18 PM
"babies are born worshipping unknown gods" is one of the most incredible dwarf fortress bugs i have heard of. its poetry.
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My trailer for a nostalgia-drenched, unfunny family-focused Austin Powers reboot, ala Ghostbusters: faint orchestral rendition of that bossa nova song. A kid wearing the glasses discovering a dusty Swedish penis pump in an attic. Liz Hurley in old lady makeup saying "Your grandpa..was very horny.."
November 11, 2025 at 6:58 PM
My trailer for a nostalgia-drenched, unfunny family-focused Austin Powers reboot, ala Ghostbusters: faint orchestral rendition of that bossa nova song. A kid wearing the glasses discovering a dusty Swedish penis pump in an attic. Liz Hurley in old lady makeup saying "Your grandpa..was very horny.."
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Obama in The Simpsons universe: My yellow Americans
November 11, 2025 at 6:51 PM
Obama in The Simpsons universe: My yellow Americans
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“Darth Vader” was an amalgamation of various Imperial Era generals and cyborgs that were combined in histories written centuries after the fact
November 10, 2025 at 7:58 PM
“Darth Vader” was an amalgamation of various Imperial Era generals and cyborgs that were combined in histories written centuries after the fact
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November 11, 2025 at 6:32 AM
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Yeah I looked upon Cthulhu's dread visage and I was fine. Big octopus on a man's body. Not exactly "difficult to comprehend." Maybe you guys should go outside more idk
November 7, 2025 at 12:46 AM
Yeah I looked upon Cthulhu's dread visage and I was fine. Big octopus on a man's body. Not exactly "difficult to comprehend." Maybe you guys should go outside more idk
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They call her Laura Loomer because of the way she stands over your bed while you're asleep.
November 8, 2025 at 5:28 AM
They call her Laura Loomer because of the way she stands over your bed while you're asleep.
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I drew this because someone in a Server said "Absolute Albert"
November 7, 2025 at 5:36 PM
I drew this because someone in a Server said "Absolute Albert"
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Look I get publishing a broad spectrum of opinions but I already fed them this morning
November 6, 2025 at 10:56 PM
Look I get publishing a broad spectrum of opinions but I already fed them this morning
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This is what they took from you
November 7, 2025 at 3:40 PM
This is what they took from you
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twelve hungry men
🚨🚨🚨 The jury has reached a verdict. Sean Dunn, aka the DC Sandwich Guy, has been found NOT GUILTY of assault.
November 6, 2025 at 7:31 PM
twelve hungry men
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No Noise November. everybody shut up
November 5, 2025 at 1:05 AM
No Noise November. everybody shut up
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This map is highly misleading. In the American electoral system, votes don't influence policy.
November 5, 2025 at 9:11 PM
This map is highly misleading. In the American electoral system, votes don't influence policy.
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gonna infect you with this
October 31, 2025 at 9:29 PM
gonna infect you with this
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if democrats are serious about winning they need to learn from tonight and convert to islam
November 5, 2025 at 2:48 AM
if democrats are serious about winning they need to learn from tonight and convert to islam
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Centrists have no power as the furthest left rightwingers but immense power as the furthest right leftwingers. So they find actual leftists very threatening because their ascent would push them over the line into the former camp
November 4, 2025 at 3:39 PM
Centrists have no power as the furthest left rightwingers but immense power as the furthest right leftwingers. So they find actual leftists very threatening because their ascent would push them over the line into the former camp