Hunter Cooke
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Pizzagate: If you replace the word “hot dog” with “little boy” and “pizza party” with “child sex orgy,” you will see the lengths these elites go to cover up their crimes.
Real elite emails: Send me nude pictures of those 8th graders we abused last weekend post-haste! I am the Ambassador to Turkey.
Real elite emails: Send me nude pictures of those 8th graders we abused last weekend post-haste! I am the Ambassador to Turkey.
November 12, 2025 at 11:10 PM
Pizzagate: If you replace the word “hot dog” with “little boy” and “pizza party” with “child sex orgy,” you will see the lengths these elites go to cover up their crimes.
Real elite emails: Send me nude pictures of those 8th graders we abused last weekend post-haste! I am the Ambassador to Turkey.
Real elite emails: Send me nude pictures of those 8th graders we abused last weekend post-haste! I am the Ambassador to Turkey.
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Why is the "we must be united!" hectoring directed at people who are mad at the Cavers and not to the Cavers? Everyone who's mad was united, then the Cave Caucus walked across the aisle and betrayed what the public had been told was the Dem position.
The sooner we get past internal recriminations and back to fighting united, the better off we all are — the likelier our victory next November.
November 10, 2025 at 10:11 PM
Why is the "we must be united!" hectoring directed at people who are mad at the Cavers and not to the Cavers? Everyone who's mad was united, then the Cave Caucus walked across the aisle and betrayed what the public had been told was the Dem position.
Absolute demon at my local drinking lone star cans from a straw
October 7, 2025 at 1:10 AM
Absolute demon at my local drinking lone star cans from a straw
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easy way to nip this in the bud is for someone to invite farrakhan or dr. umar
More than anything, they want to be patted on the head and told they're a good boy by the liberal elites
September 26, 2025 at 8:03 PM
easy way to nip this in the bud is for someone to invite farrakhan or dr. umar
Time to exhume and reanimate Mike Leach
More than anything, they want to be patted on the head and told they're a good boy by the liberal elites
September 26, 2025 at 9:59 PM
Time to exhume and reanimate Mike Leach
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sometimes you see something so evangelical that it takes your breath away
September 21, 2025 at 10:24 PM
sometimes you see something so evangelical that it takes your breath away
Really stinks that I just can’t discuss my favorite football team in large spaces this week. Too many people LARPing about civil wars and playing victim
September 12, 2025 at 8:18 PM
Really stinks that I just can’t discuss my favorite football team in large spaces this week. Too many people LARPing about civil wars and playing victim
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You’re just not allowed to do journalism if it displeases MAGA
Florida Reporter Suspended After Texting MAGA Congressman to Ask If He Still Supports Campus Carry After Kirk Shooting
A reporter with a popular Florida political website was suspended after angering a Republican congressman with a question he texted in the wake of Charlie Kirk being shot.
www.mediaite.com
September 11, 2025 at 3:37 AM
You’re just not allowed to do journalism if it displeases MAGA
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i just looked up the win probability graph from last night's bills-ravens game. granted you don't want to put too much stock into probability models, but it really does put buffalo's comeback into a new perspective
September 8, 2025 at 8:10 PM
i just looked up the win probability graph from last night's bills-ravens game. granted you don't want to put too much stock into probability models, but it really does put buffalo's comeback into a new perspective
Day three no nicotine. Shit is easy honestly, why does everyone think it’s hard
September 3, 2025 at 7:37 PM
Day three no nicotine. Shit is easy honestly, why does everyone think it’s hard
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Warhammer novels are boyslop
August 25, 2025 at 5:24 AM
Warhammer novels are boyslop
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this is what my brother did as a tween whenever we took a family trip to an art museum
Micah Parsons was spotted lying down on the sidelines at the Cowboys preseason game.
📸 jonmachota/X
📸 jonmachota/X
August 23, 2025 at 4:28 AM
this is what my brother did as a tween whenever we took a family trip to an art museum
Been playing Warhammer recently
August 23, 2025 at 4:36 AM
Been playing Warhammer recently
Shut the fuck up 🫵🏻👍🏻
July 30, 2025 at 2:23 AM
Shut the fuck up 🫵🏻👍🏻
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hey what's your favorite Hulk Hogan lie, mine's the one where he said he wrestled 400 days in one year because flying back and forth to Japan gave him extra days on the calendar
July 24, 2025 at 4:21 PM
hey what's your favorite Hulk Hogan lie, mine's the one where he said he wrestled 400 days in one year because flying back and forth to Japan gave him extra days on the calendar
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Vacation beers starting to taste like ordering a Marion Barber jersey
June 17, 2025 at 8:51 PM
Vacation beers starting to taste like ordering a Marion Barber jersey
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Tomorrow's front page of the Minnesota Star Tribune
June 15, 2025 at 2:47 AM
Tomorrow's front page of the Minnesota Star Tribune
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if I’m understanding it correctly will stancil posted so hard about star wars that someone got fired. i do not endorse snitching to employers in the slightest but you have to admit this is an incredible feat of posting.
May 12, 2025 at 7:25 PM
if I’m understanding it correctly will stancil posted so hard about star wars that someone got fired. i do not endorse snitching to employers in the slightest but you have to admit this is an incredible feat of posting.
Thinking about the Behren Morton/coy eakin post touchdown lil dancy dance
May 9, 2025 at 2:33 PM
Thinking about the Behren Morton/coy eakin post touchdown lil dancy dance
