Dan
bierincognito.bsky.social
Dan
@bierincognito.bsky.social
He/Him
To Australians it is the summer games
February 6, 2026 at 8:38 PM
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Like was Beetlejuice a big deal in Denmark or whatever?
February 6, 2026 at 8:27 PM
I do not care for the Olympics, winter or summer, because people who are good at sports gatekeep them
February 6, 2026 at 8:22 PM
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Picture 1: Two plain clothes police officers during a search of Peter Mandelson's home

Picture 2: Police search Nicola Sturgeon and Peter Murrell's home
February 6, 2026 at 4:12 PM
Talent is a gatekeeping mechanism
February 6, 2026 at 7:25 PM
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Death Camp For Cutie over here
February 6, 2026 at 4:27 AM
It's funny that every person who stops using twitter does so at the exact moment that it has become objectively incorrect to still be there
ive kind of reached the point where i think if youre still posting on musk's thingie youve got a mental problem and should think about that
January 16, 2026 at 5:23 PM
This fucking guy we just met fucking hell
Currently having the most Yakuza side quest moment of my life
January 11, 2026 at 4:42 PM
Just found out someone beansed these guys
3 old men in the middle of Nottingham with sandwich boards saying "protect women" and "there's no such thing as a trans child" so I shouted at them and came to a gay pub #ally
January 4, 2026 at 10:02 PM
3 old men in the middle of Nottingham with sandwich boards saying "protect women" and "there's no such thing as a trans child" so I shouted at them and came to a gay pub #ally
January 3, 2026 at 2:13 PM
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one last time, for the road
January 1, 2026 at 5:21 AM
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Head Home For The Night
(rerun)
December 31, 2025 at 9:05 PM
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Started the new year by launching a million fireworks at my neighbours dog
January 1, 2026 at 12:10 AM
Feeling like a big ol' humbug
December 24, 2025 at 8:54 PM
Qweets sent immediately before getting arrested
One more drink, then bed.
December 21, 2025 at 4:11 AM
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Reach out and cwtch me.
December 17, 2025 at 8:06 AM
More like Farter Christmas!! Haha!!

#CoalCrew #BringMeCoal
December 17, 2025 at 8:12 AM
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This took me far too long to make. If only there was some kind of machine could've done it for me…
December 12, 2025 at 9:18 AM
December 12, 2025 at 9:31 AM
This is a great book. Stefan deserves to win a prize!!
I considered doing a little crowd funder but I don't really feel comfortable doing that, as there are so many people crowd funding for basic necessities and essentials. And this is not that! But if I can sell 15 copies of the book in question, that would cover it. And seems an appropriate method
The House on Utopia Way (Paperback) | Stefan Mohamed
The world is coming apart at the seams.Reality is relative. The concept of truth no longer applies. This is all wrong. And detective Johnny Orange is going to find out what's really going on - or lose...
www.stefmo.co.uk
December 5, 2025 at 10:47 AM
Adding the location of my pitchfork shop to this map
We’ve mapped the mansion tax.

You can see who's paying - which constituency, which postcode - and how many "mansions" are near you.

Full interactive map here 👇
November 28, 2025 at 9:57 AM
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🙃
October 21, 2025 at 12:36 AM
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I'm sharing my Christmas gift list in hope that someone will consider buying something for my kids in the black friday sale: www.amazon.co.uk/registries/g...?

Life is a huge struggle this month. I have to face reality & accept I won't be able to give them much of a Christmas. Last year, we...
Christmas list - Violet and family | Amazon Gift List
www.amazon.co.uk
November 27, 2025 at 7:50 PM