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part-time sharks fan, part-time muppet, all-time great
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If someone were to say of you, "They died doing what they loved," how did you die?
one time a guy told me about his friend who died in a bicycle accident, and the guy said he died doing what he loved. I guess the guy loved being in bike accidents.
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Jeremy irons was born to play the identical twins in Dead Ringers. He is the spitting image of himself
February 18, 2026 at 4:35 AM
Jeremy irons was born to play the identical twins in Dead Ringers. He is the spitting image of himself
the coolest thing about ice hockey is the ice
February 18, 2026 at 4:11 AM
the coolest thing about ice hockey is the ice
goodbye jerf
February 17, 2026 at 10:58 PM
goodbye jerf
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Cop: Can you describe the man who stabbed you?
Me: He kept going like this [stabbing motion]
Me: He kept going like this [stabbing motion]
February 17, 2026 at 1:12 AM
Cop: Can you describe the man who stabbed you?
Me: He kept going like this [stabbing motion]
Me: He kept going like this [stabbing motion]
wop bop a loo bop a lop bom bom
What’s the best song lyric in history?
February 16, 2026 at 11:00 PM
wop bop a loo bop a lop bom bom
neck-through guitars look like wooden bowling shirts
February 16, 2026 at 7:07 AM
neck-through guitars look like wooden bowling shirts
I've gotta say, France's hockey jerseys are not good. retro aesthetic in an ugly way.
February 16, 2026 at 4:42 AM
I've gotta say, France's hockey jerseys are not good. retro aesthetic in an ugly way.
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welcome to the bathroom
July 26, 2023 at 1:11 AM
welcome to the bathroom
smash mouth:
February 16, 2026 at 3:47 AM
smash mouth:
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My favorite photos from the Olympics are of this Italian figure skater Daniel Grassl. He looks absolutely insane in so many of them. It's great.
February 15, 2026 at 2:22 AM
My favorite photos from the Olympics are of this Italian figure skater Daniel Grassl. He looks absolutely insane in so many of them. It's great.
it's deeply confusing that snowboarding renames its tricks instead of keeping what I learned from cool boarders 3
February 12, 2026 at 1:03 AM
it's deeply confusing that snowboarding renames its tricks instead of keeping what I learned from cool boarders 3
New Dankmus just dropped.
youtu.be/AOci81Xve7g?...
youtu.be/AOci81Xve7g?...
February 10, 2026 at 11:03 PM
New Dankmus just dropped.
youtu.be/AOci81Xve7g?...
youtu.be/AOci81Xve7g?...
excited to have drafts
February 10, 2026 at 3:23 AM
excited to have drafts
February 10, 2026 at 2:16 AM
ok I'll bite: what's foot ball?
February 9, 2026 at 12:26 AM
ok I'll bite: what's foot ball?
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Never Forget
February 10, 2025 at 1:03 AM
Never Forget
hitler
sort of curious who would be a *terrible* muppet show guest host. to nuke myself from orbit, i am starting with gillian anderson
janelle monáe, ke huy quan and pedro pascal
February 7, 2026 at 3:33 AM
hitler
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Hi #kidlitartpostcard day! I'm Deven, and SF Bay Area based #illustrator with a love for expressive characters and silly stories. I am open to new projects and seeking representation.
Postcard inspired by the year of the fire horse and Rapidash, the Pokemon.
Portfolio: dhoover.art
#kidlitart
Postcard inspired by the year of the fire horse and Rapidash, the Pokemon.
Portfolio: dhoover.art
#kidlitart
February 5, 2026 at 3:56 PM
Hi #kidlitartpostcard day! I'm Deven, and SF Bay Area based #illustrator with a love for expressive characters and silly stories. I am open to new projects and seeking representation.
Postcard inspired by the year of the fire horse and Rapidash, the Pokemon.
Portfolio: dhoover.art
#kidlitart
Postcard inspired by the year of the fire horse and Rapidash, the Pokemon.
Portfolio: dhoover.art
#kidlitart
sharks looking like they're gonna miss playoffs. maybe they'll get a top 10 pick to get the right-handed d prospect they need
February 5, 2026 at 6:24 AM
sharks looking like they're gonna miss playoffs. maybe they'll get a top 10 pick to get the right-handed d prospect they need
josh manson dedicated that goal to his brother, charlie
February 5, 2026 at 4:31 AM
josh manson dedicated that goal to his brother, charlie
if the avs win the cup, what are the odds brent burns fills it with raw milk?
February 5, 2026 at 4:24 AM
if the avs win the cup, what are the odds brent burns fills it with raw milk?
it's weird seeing 44 in teal as a right-handed forward and not a left-handed d
February 5, 2026 at 4:17 AM
it's weird seeing 44 in teal as a right-handed forward and not a left-handed d