bezzerkker from twitter
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part-time sharks fan, part-time muppet, all-time great
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If someone were to say of you, "They died doing what they loved," how did you die?
one time a guy told me about his friend who died in a bicycle accident, and the guy said he died doing what he loved. I guess the guy loved being in bike accidents.
eagles and bears make a trade but not the ones you think.
November 23, 2025 at 4:58 AM
eagles and bears make a trade but not the ones you think.
If I could change one thing in this world
I'd change your mind and make you my girl
Because I'm lost and I need to be found
Crazy as it sounds
I need you around
I'd change your mind and make you my girl
Because I'm lost and I need to be found
Crazy as it sounds
I need you around
November 23, 2025 at 4:30 AM
If I could change one thing in this world
I'd change your mind and make you my girl
Because I'm lost and I need to be found
Crazy as it sounds
I need you around
I'd change your mind and make you my girl
Because I'm lost and I need to be found
Crazy as it sounds
I need you around
if the sharks had kept the stutzle pick and josh norris, they likely don't tank hard enough to get celebrini, and so far, I'd rather have celebrini
November 23, 2025 at 2:38 AM
if the sharks had kept the stutzle pick and josh norris, they likely don't tank hard enough to get celebrini, and so far, I'd rather have celebrini
when carey price, ryan ellis, and logan couture come back from injury, this team might go places
November 23, 2025 at 12:59 AM
when carey price, ryan ellis, and logan couture come back from injury, this team might go places
should of kept fabian zetterlund
November 23, 2025 at 12:32 AM
should of kept fabian zetterlund
hooray havelid is in
November 22, 2025 at 3:25 AM
hooray havelid is in
its fucked up how there are like 1000 christmas songs but only 1 song aboutr being a breadfan
November 21, 2025 at 11:37 PM
its fucked up how there are like 1000 christmas songs but only 1 song aboutr being a breadfan
the bad: I missed jumbo's hall of fame night
the good: I missed a heritage jersey night
the good: I missed a heritage jersey night
November 21, 2025 at 6:53 AM
the bad: I missed jumbo's hall of fame night
the good: I missed a heritage jersey night
the good: I missed a heritage jersey night
if the barracuda aren't going to play havelid, they should send him back to sweden to get ice time
November 20, 2025 at 5:22 AM
if the barracuda aren't going to play havelid, they should send him back to sweden to get ice time
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The funny thing about the invention of the wheel is the guy who invented it died penniless. It wasn't until much much later that pennies were invented
October 29, 2025 at 9:10 PM
The funny thing about the invention of the wheel is the guy who invented it died penniless. It wasn't until much much later that pennies were invented
Your last saved meme is your moral philosophy.
ouch, homer
ouch, homer
November 20, 2025 at 4:31 AM
Your last saved meme is your moral philosophy.
ouch, homer
ouch, homer
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this is your reminder that the sharks absolutely should have drafted peterka instead of wiesblatt
November 19, 2025 at 5:40 AM
this is your reminder that the sharks absolutely should have drafted peterka instead of wiesblatt
welp, there goes the shutout
November 19, 2025 at 5:17 AM
welp, there goes the shutout
*extremely buffalo soldier voice* hamburger helper
November 19, 2025 at 3:27 AM
*extremely buffalo soldier voice* hamburger helper
theory: the sharks changed from 7:30 to 7 start times because all the children on the team have earlier bedtimes
November 19, 2025 at 2:25 AM
theory: the sharks changed from 7:30 to 7 start times because all the children on the team have earlier bedtimes
barracuda afraid someone's gonna bring a real lightsaber and reenact the scene where anakin kills younglings
November 18, 2025 at 11:16 PM
barracuda afraid someone's gonna bring a real lightsaber and reenact the scene where anakin kills younglings
that's MISS piggy, you dick.
November 18, 2025 at 3:28 AM
that's MISS piggy, you dick.
I thought there was a sharks game tonight. dunno if I'm disappointed or relieved that I was wrong
November 18, 2025 at 3:10 AM
I thought there was a sharks game tonight. dunno if I'm disappointed or relieved that I was wrong
imagine if someone made a version of weird al's amish paradise but it was about gangsters. do you think it would be a hit?
November 18, 2025 at 2:00 AM
imagine if someone made a version of weird al's amish paradise but it was about gangsters. do you think it would be a hit?
what perfect album came out the year you turned 16?
not perfect, tbh, but this is the closest
not perfect, tbh, but this is the closest
November 18, 2025 at 12:29 AM
what perfect album came out the year you turned 16?
not perfect, tbh, but this is the closest
not perfect, tbh, but this is the closest
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seattle needs to lean into their light blue for their jerseys. much better than their black or navy
November 16, 2025 at 5:09 AM
seattle needs to lean into their light blue for their jerseys. much better than their black or navy