bexpuddles.bsky.social
@bexpuddles.bsky.social
Talks absolute nonsense
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December 2, 2025 at 8:16 PM
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.Trump picked a fight with the wrong guy.
December 2, 2025 at 6:01 PM
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Good morning to Brazilian reporter Manuela Borges, who’s been waiting eleven years for this petty moment. ❤️ 🇧🇷
November 26, 2025 at 1:04 PM
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toy company CEOs: "at long last, we have created the Sinister Talking Doll Factory from the acclaimed movie 'Don't Create the Sinister Talking Doll Factory'"

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AI-Powered Toys Caught Telling 5-Year-Olds How to Find Knives and Start Fires With Matches
AI-powered toys are flying off the shelves -- but they're engaging in horrifically inappropriate conversations with children.
futurism.com
November 13, 2025 at 1:42 PM
Sleepy
November 27, 2025 at 3:45 AM
Crucified twice this week for trying to help out at work. Lesson learned, ignore those particular people.
November 26, 2025 at 11:52 PM
Got my discounted gold class tickets for Project Hail Mary next March
November 25, 2025 at 8:50 AM
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this was miss norway in the “national costume” portion of the miss universe pageant and pleased as i am that miss mexico won i may need a recount
November 22, 2025 at 7:32 AM
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This is correct. The 80s didn’t end until Smells Like Teen Spirit.
November 21, 2025 at 10:08 PM
Muppet Knives Out could have been a thing?
November 19, 2025 at 6:12 AM
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I thought this was going to turn into a story needing its own True Crime Netflix series, but no.
This is quite something.

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'We invited a homeless man for dinner - he stayed for 45 years'
The man was only meant to stay for a day.
metro.co.uk
November 18, 2025 at 2:35 PM
Hahaha my neighbour came over to ask me what "6-7“ means. Most of the street are in their 80s so I'm seen as" young" to consult on these type of things.
November 18, 2025 at 11:56 PM
Poo, why can't the new Prelude be fully electric, not hybrid
November 14, 2025 at 11:42 AM
I'm not sure if someone has a chair that occasionally squeaks or a tiny fart escaped but this has made my day at work 😊
November 14, 2025 at 4:07 AM
I'm glad I'm not the one who paid for the good le creuset frying pans considering he is using them exactly as the instructions say not to 😕
November 13, 2025 at 8:56 AM
I love it when you come to a natural conclusion of tasks at the end of the day to line up with knock off time. 😎
November 13, 2025 at 5:29 AM
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we need a department of kerning
November 13, 2025 at 2:54 AM
It shouldn't keep surprising/annoying me that the least busy people at work are also the most forgetful
November 11, 2025 at 10:55 PM
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This is Oakley. He has an injury that requires physical therapy and at-home massages. Luckily, his cat sibling River has been training his whole life for this. 14/10 for both
November 10, 2025 at 11:58 PM
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Found the tweet that Joyce Carol Oates bodied Elon Musk with and it's so beautiful in its eloquent, simple take down. So much so he's crashing out trying to prove he reads books now. Put this in the Louvre.
November 10, 2025 at 8:26 PM
2 years since I had to say goodbye to my crazy dog 💔
November 6, 2025 at 8:18 AM
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Trolled on the world stage...
November 3, 2025 at 5:14 PM
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November 3, 2025 at 9:06 PM
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just....enjoy this
November 3, 2025 at 9:17 PM