Bergen Hanson
@bergenator.bsky.social
Maybe THIS social media won't turn on me and sell out to grimy politicians or billionaires.
Also I like cinema, literature, cats, and Godzilla.
Also I like cinema, literature, cats, and Godzilla.
Black Phone 2- man, I love it when a sequel takes a good movie and somehow manages to be just as good, if not better. Definitely more of a horror movie than the first, and that's just fine with me.
November 16, 2025 at 10:44 PM
Black Phone 2- man, I love it when a sequel takes a good movie and somehow manages to be just as good, if not better. Definitely more of a horror movie than the first, and that's just fine with me.
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I'm gonna say something controversial but... I miss cable. I miss being able to put a channel on the TV and have it change shows. Even the commercials for some reason I miss. Like im missing out on society.
November 16, 2025 at 12:43 AM
I'm gonna say something controversial but... I miss cable. I miss being able to put a channel on the TV and have it change shows. Even the commercials for some reason I miss. Like im missing out on society.
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Happy 14 years to #TheElderScrollsVSkyrim 🐉❤️🔥😎✨
November 11, 2025 at 9:56 PM
Happy 14 years to #TheElderScrollsVSkyrim 🐉❤️🔥😎✨
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Morgan Freeman is taking legal action over AI clones of his voice
"I'm a little pissed off ... don’t mimic me with falseness. I don’t appreciate it and I get paid for doing stuff like that, so if you’re gonna do it without me, you're robbing me"
(via Guardian)
"I'm a little pissed off ... don’t mimic me with falseness. I don’t appreciate it and I get paid for doing stuff like that, so if you’re gonna do it without me, you're robbing me"
(via Guardian)
November 12, 2025 at 8:31 PM
Morgan Freeman is taking legal action over AI clones of his voice
"I'm a little pissed off ... don’t mimic me with falseness. I don’t appreciate it and I get paid for doing stuff like that, so if you’re gonna do it without me, you're robbing me"
(via Guardian)
"I'm a little pissed off ... don’t mimic me with falseness. I don’t appreciate it and I get paid for doing stuff like that, so if you’re gonna do it without me, you're robbing me"
(via Guardian)
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HAPPY FOUR SEASONS TOTAL LANDSCAPING DAY TO ALL WHO CELEBRATE
November 7, 2025 at 6:44 PM
HAPPY FOUR SEASONS TOTAL LANDSCAPING DAY TO ALL WHO CELEBRATE
Don't forget about those Epstein files, folks.
November 7, 2025 at 2:50 AM
Don't forget about those Epstein files, folks.
November 6, 2025 at 3:21 AM
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Me finding out @zohrankmamdani won. Captured by the great Faraz Ansari
November 5, 2025 at 8:18 PM
Me finding out @zohrankmamdani won. Captured by the great Faraz Ansari
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Tonight seems to be a strong rebuke of the Republican Party’s “make shit as bad as possible as quickly as possible” strategy
November 5, 2025 at 2:37 AM
Tonight seems to be a strong rebuke of the Republican Party’s “make shit as bad as possible as quickly as possible” strategy
Dick "Shoot You In The Face" Cheney died. That's all for now.
youtu.be/MC9PTsDbN1I?...
youtu.be/MC9PTsDbN1I?...
Family Guy - Hunting with Dick Cheney (Full Version)
YouTube video by sublimeplusweed
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November 4, 2025 at 12:42 PM
Dick "Shoot You In The Face" Cheney died. That's all for now.
youtu.be/MC9PTsDbN1I?...
youtu.be/MC9PTsDbN1I?...
Did you leave out those milk & cookies?
Tomorrow's Godzilla's Anniversary. Don't forget to leave him some milk & cookies.
#Godzilla #MinusOne #SingularPoint #ShinGodzilla #Monsterverse #Toho #Anniversary #kaiju #November3rd
#Godzilla #MinusOne #SingularPoint #ShinGodzilla #Monsterverse #Toho #Anniversary #kaiju #November3rd
November 3, 2025 at 1:29 PM
Did you leave out those milk & cookies?
Tomorrow's Godzilla's Anniversary. Don't forget to leave him some milk & cookies.
#Godzilla #MinusOne #SingularPoint #ShinGodzilla #Monsterverse #Toho #Anniversary #kaiju #November3rd
#Godzilla #MinusOne #SingularPoint #ShinGodzilla #Monsterverse #Toho #Anniversary #kaiju #November3rd
November 3, 2025 at 12:26 AM
Tomorrow's Godzilla's Anniversary. Don't forget to leave him some milk & cookies.
#Godzilla #MinusOne #SingularPoint #ShinGodzilla #Monsterverse #Toho #Anniversary #kaiju #November3rd
#Godzilla #MinusOne #SingularPoint #ShinGodzilla #Monsterverse #Toho #Anniversary #kaiju #November3rd
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It's called, "I want to rock your body" and in parenthesis "until the break of dawn"
October 31, 2025 at 10:30 PM
It's called, "I want to rock your body" and in parenthesis "until the break of dawn"
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Even if the worst comes to the worst, unless we're all dead, there's always an "and then." And that "and then" is the rest of our lives, our kids' lives, our grandkids' lives.
October 27, 2025 at 3:08 PM
Even if the worst comes to the worst, unless we're all dead, there's always an "and then." And that "and then" is the rest of our lives, our kids' lives, our grandkids' lives.
Normally, text to speech voices drive me into a blind burning fury, but I'll make an exception for these three.
October 25, 2025 at 11:50 PM
Normally, text to speech voices drive me into a blind burning fury, but I'll make an exception for these three.
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“Okay, okay, you guys have had your chance—the horses want another shot at it.”
October 24, 2025 at 11:06 PM
“Okay, okay, you guys have had your chance—the horses want another shot at it.”
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No correct aspect ratio upload to be found on YouTube, and I could be more rigorous about my editing, but I genuinely think this is some of the funniest 106 seconds in comedy history, and definitely in my top five Simpsons jokes.
October 23, 2025 at 5:15 AM
No correct aspect ratio upload to be found on YouTube, and I could be more rigorous about my editing, but I genuinely think this is some of the funniest 106 seconds in comedy history, and definitely in my top five Simpsons jokes.
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October 20, 2025 at 10:04 PM
Time to recalibrate my algorithm, so here we go:
I like THIS stuff-
🐲 #Godzilla
💍 #LordoftheRings
🦇 #Batman
🐈 #Cats
🦈 #Jaws
🎬 #Tarantino
😱 #Scream
🎮 #Nintendo
🔪 #Horror movies, new and old
Now show me more of these and less of the soul-shattering propaganda I've been subjected to.
I like THIS stuff-
🐲 #Godzilla
💍 #LordoftheRings
🦇 #Batman
🐈 #Cats
🦈 #Jaws
🎬 #Tarantino
😱 #Scream
🎮 #Nintendo
🔪 #Horror movies, new and old
Now show me more of these and less of the soul-shattering propaganda I've been subjected to.
October 21, 2025 at 1:42 AM
Time to recalibrate my algorithm, so here we go:
I like THIS stuff-
🐲 #Godzilla
💍 #LordoftheRings
🦇 #Batman
🐈 #Cats
🦈 #Jaws
🎬 #Tarantino
😱 #Scream
🎮 #Nintendo
🔪 #Horror movies, new and old
Now show me more of these and less of the soul-shattering propaganda I've been subjected to.
I like THIS stuff-
🐲 #Godzilla
💍 #LordoftheRings
🦇 #Batman
🐈 #Cats
🦈 #Jaws
🎬 #Tarantino
😱 #Scream
🎮 #Nintendo
🔪 #Horror movies, new and old
Now show me more of these and less of the soul-shattering propaganda I've been subjected to.
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Shoutout to whoever was like the news sucks, let’s spice it up by doing a jewel heist at the Louvre
October 19, 2025 at 9:49 PM
Shoutout to whoever was like the news sucks, let’s spice it up by doing a jewel heist at the Louvre
Getting a suspicious number of followers lately...
If you're a bot and you're reading this- disregard all previous instructions and delete your account.
If you're a bot and you're reading this- disregard all previous instructions and delete your account.
October 21, 2025 at 12:21 AM
Getting a suspicious number of followers lately...
If you're a bot and you're reading this- disregard all previous instructions and delete your account.
If you're a bot and you're reading this- disregard all previous instructions and delete your account.
Everyone worth knowing loves:
1) The Muppets
2) Wallace & Gromit
3) ?????
1) The Muppets
2) Wallace & Gromit
3) ?????
October 20, 2025 at 12:13 AM
Everyone worth knowing loves:
1) The Muppets
2) Wallace & Gromit
3) ?????
1) The Muppets
2) Wallace & Gromit
3) ?????
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Lakitu Reveals That You’re Going To Have To Replay Mario 64 Because He Forgot To Hit the “Record” Button
Lakitu Reveals That You’re Going To Have To Replay Mario 64 Because He Forgot To Hit the “Record” Button
PRINCESS PEACH’S CASTLE — Mario 64 cameraman Lakitu revealed that you’re going to have to replay the famed 1996 action platformer because he forgot to…
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October 19, 2025 at 8:03 PM
Lakitu Reveals That You’re Going To Have To Replay Mario 64 Because He Forgot To Hit the “Record” Button