Bentzburgh
@bentzburgh.bsky.social
mild mannered tortilla salesman
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no greenlander ever called me a libtard
January 20, 2026 at 8:18 PM
no greenlander ever called me a libtard
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WTHR's Dustin Grove spoke with Gene and Judy Hedrick, Indiana season-ticket holders since 1959, about the school's first national championship.
January 20, 2026 at 7:23 PM
WTHR's Dustin Grove spoke with Gene and Judy Hedrick, Indiana season-ticket holders since 1959, about the school's first national championship.
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When I was in school we’d have posters of Shaq and Vince Carter drinking milk and now it’s like hey want to see this weird looking person who gets paid to make your uncle racist
"Drink whole milk, you'll come in 5th place" is an incredible ad campaign.
January 20, 2026 at 4:11 PM
When I was in school we’d have posters of Shaq and Vince Carter drinking milk and now it’s like hey want to see this weird looking person who gets paid to make your uncle racist
My parents almost had to sell their house to pay for my Dad’s cancer treatments
Bessent: Maybe your parents, for their retirement, have bought 5, 10, 12 homes
January 20, 2026 at 5:24 PM
My parents almost had to sell their house to pay for my Dad’s cancer treatments
Why is this so accurate
January 20, 2026 at 4:59 PM
Why is this so accurate
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[after getting 8 likes on a post about Dracula having sex with Bigfoot] I love Bluesky, but this isn't sustainable
January 20, 2026 at 1:01 AM
[after getting 8 likes on a post about Dracula having sex with Bigfoot] I love Bluesky, but this isn't sustainable
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One is a local politician. The other is a federal politician.
The pivot from "Mamdani is a political genius for focusing his message almost entirely on affordability" to "Schumer is a political moron for focusing his message almost entirely on affordability" is odd.
January 20, 2026 at 4:06 PM
One is a local politician. The other is a federal politician.
We gotta bring back bullying there’s no other way
This is it. This is The Great Filter. We've created Sexy Barista Is Super Interested in Watching You Solo Game (SBISIIWYS).
January 20, 2026 at 2:49 PM
We gotta bring back bullying there’s no other way
“How does this help this man afford a gallon of milk?”
-Chuck Schumer
-Chuck Schumer
Federal immigration agents forced open a door and detained a U.S. citizen in his Minnesota home at gunpoint without a warrant, then led him out onto the streets in his underwear in subfreezing conditions, according to his family and videos reviewed by The Associated Press.
US citizen says ICE removed him from his Minnesota home in his underwear after warrantless search
Federal immigration agents have detained a U.S. citizen in Minnesota at gunpoint without a warrant. That's according to ChongLy “Scott” Thao, who says agents forced open his door, entered with guns drawn and led him outside in his underwear in freezing conditions.
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January 20, 2026 at 2:38 PM
“How does this help this man afford a gallon of milk?”
-Chuck Schumer
-Chuck Schumer
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Fernando is the wholesome lad this country needs
January 20, 2026 at 4:22 AM
Fernando is the wholesome lad this country needs
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He was 12 when Carson Beck was a freshman in college.
Malachi Toney, I remind you, is a freshman
January 20, 2026 at 3:54 AM
He was 12 when Carson Beck was a freshman in college.
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Fernando Mendoza when he gets drafted by the Raiders
January 10, 2026 at 12:24 AM
Fernando Mendoza when he gets drafted by the Raiders
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You just got trucked by a guy that has his animal crackers fight before he eats them.
January 20, 2026 at 3:43 AM
You just got trucked by a guy that has his animal crackers fight before he eats them.
Fernando Mendoza is going to be special (unless he gets drafted by the Raiders, Jets, Browns, Falcons, Saints, Cardinals or Dolphins)
January 20, 2026 at 3:40 AM
Fernando Mendoza is going to be special (unless he gets drafted by the Raiders, Jets, Browns, Falcons, Saints, Cardinals or Dolphins)
Try Applebees new menu item a cheeseburger soaking in liquid diarrhea eating good in the neighborhood Applebees
January 20, 2026 at 3:22 AM
Try Applebees new menu item a cheeseburger soaking in liquid diarrhea eating good in the neighborhood Applebees
Mendoza’s Dad always stays seated when he celebrates because his wife is in a wheelchair. It’s a little thing but it probably means the world to her. That’s a good man right there.
January 20, 2026 at 3:14 AM
Mendoza’s Dad always stays seated when he celebrates because his wife is in a wheelchair. It’s a little thing but it probably means the world to her. That’s a good man right there.
Dude’s mom celebrating that TD run, love those moments
January 20, 2026 at 2:51 AM
Dude’s mom celebrating that TD run, love those moments
Trading TJ for a bunch of picks won’t hurt as bad when we draft Rueben Bain
January 20, 2026 at 1:53 AM
Trading TJ for a bunch of picks won’t hurt as bad when we draft Rueben Bain
Having won several national championships in College football 25 and 26 I can tell you the key to this game is just settling in and doing what brought you here. Don’t let the moment get too big.
January 20, 2026 at 12:55 AM
Having won several national championships in College football 25 and 26 I can tell you the key to this game is just settling in and doing what brought you here. Don’t let the moment get too big.
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dude if he does the coin toss and dies on the spot and collapses like a sack of rotten onions I’ll convert to a religion tonight
January 20, 2026 at 12:42 AM
dude if he does the coin toss and dies on the spot and collapses like a sack of rotten onions I’ll convert to a religion tonight