Bentzburgh
@bentzburgh.bsky.social
mild mannered tortilla salesman
Fernando is the wholesome lad this country needs
January 20, 2026 at 4:22 AM
Fernando is the wholesome lad this country needs
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He was 12 when Carson Beck was a freshman in college.
Malachi Toney, I remind you, is a freshman
January 20, 2026 at 3:54 AM
He was 12 when Carson Beck was a freshman in college.
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Fernando Mendoza when he gets drafted by the Raiders
January 10, 2026 at 12:24 AM
Fernando Mendoza when he gets drafted by the Raiders
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You just got trucked by a guy that has his animal crackers fight before he eats them.
January 20, 2026 at 3:43 AM
You just got trucked by a guy that has his animal crackers fight before he eats them.
Fernando Mendoza is going to be special (unless he gets drafted by the Raiders, Jets, Browns, Falcons, Saints, Cardinals or Dolphins)
January 20, 2026 at 3:40 AM
Fernando Mendoza is going to be special (unless he gets drafted by the Raiders, Jets, Browns, Falcons, Saints, Cardinals or Dolphins)
Try Applebees new menu item a cheeseburger soaking in liquid diarrhea eating good in the neighborhood Applebees
January 20, 2026 at 3:22 AM
Try Applebees new menu item a cheeseburger soaking in liquid diarrhea eating good in the neighborhood Applebees
Mendoza’s Dad always stays seated when he celebrates because his wife is in a wheelchair. It’s a little thing but it probably means the world to her. That’s a good man right there.
January 20, 2026 at 3:14 AM
Mendoza’s Dad always stays seated when he celebrates because his wife is in a wheelchair. It’s a little thing but it probably means the world to her. That’s a good man right there.
Dude’s mom celebrating that TD run, love those moments
January 20, 2026 at 2:51 AM
Dude’s mom celebrating that TD run, love those moments
Trading TJ for a bunch of picks won’t hurt as bad when we draft Rueben Bain
January 20, 2026 at 1:53 AM
Trading TJ for a bunch of picks won’t hurt as bad when we draft Rueben Bain
Having won several national championships in College football 25 and 26 I can tell you the key to this game is just settling in and doing what brought you here. Don’t let the moment get too big.
January 20, 2026 at 12:55 AM
Having won several national championships in College football 25 and 26 I can tell you the key to this game is just settling in and doing what brought you here. Don’t let the moment get too big.
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dude if he does the coin toss and dies on the spot and collapses like a sack of rotten onions I’ll convert to a religion tonight
January 20, 2026 at 12:42 AM
dude if he does the coin toss and dies on the spot and collapses like a sack of rotten onions I’ll convert to a religion tonight
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Oh a Miami stadium filled with Indiana fans is booing Trump, that man is cooked
January 20, 2026 at 12:42 AM
Oh a Miami stadium filled with Indiana fans is booing Trump, that man is cooked
Tonight’s coaching matchup features two guys who look like your Dad when you forgot to mow the yard like he asked you ten times to do
January 19, 2026 at 9:08 PM
Tonight’s coaching matchup features two guys who look like your Dad when you forgot to mow the yard like he asked you ten times to do
Going to be hilarious if Sam Darnold becomes the first QB from this class to win a super bowl
January 19, 2026 at 1:15 PM
Going to be hilarious if Sam Darnold becomes the first QB from this class to win a super bowl
This right here. Don’t let politicians tell us what policies to support, we tell them what policies to support and force them to come to our side of the issue. They work for us not the other way around.
Gallego ("moderate" Dem) is going with "ICE needs to be totally torn down" (not "reform and retrain"). This is a pivot point for the country on immigration. You have been seeing this in the data for a while, and now officials are snapping to the public opinion www.gelliottmorris.com/p/ice-is-a-7...
January 19, 2026 at 12:12 PM
This right here. Don’t let politicians tell us what policies to support, we tell them what policies to support and force them to come to our side of the issue. They work for us not the other way around.
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Any one of these daily atrocities should result in a full congressional investigation and a disbanding of the agency. The fact that it’s all just shrugged off by those with the power to stop it is a national disgrace.
ICE ended up returning the man, Saly, after realizing he’s a fucking US citizen with no criminal record, per his sister-in-law. These fucking animals.
January 19, 2026 at 11:58 AM
Any one of these daily atrocities should result in a full congressional investigation and a disbanding of the agency. The fact that it’s all just shrugged off by those with the power to stop it is a national disgrace.
Sorry bud, read the flag
January 19, 2026 at 1:11 AM
Sorry bud, read the flag
That mother fucker sang the shit out of that anthem
January 18, 2026 at 11:38 PM
That mother fucker sang the shit out of that anthem
the Seahawks would beat the living shit out of every AFC team left
January 18, 2026 at 10:20 PM
the Seahawks would beat the living shit out of every AFC team left
Maybe this game is just dumb as hell lol
January 18, 2026 at 10:17 PM
Maybe this game is just dumb as hell lol