Bentzburgh
@bentzburgh.bsky.social
mild mannered tortilla salesman
Their servers trying to calculate Chuck’s account
November 30, 2025 at 4:41 AM
Their servers trying to calculate Chuck’s account
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Winona Ryder is older than Rue McClanahan was when Golden Girls first aired
November 30, 2025 at 2:52 AM
Winona Ryder is older than Rue McClanahan was when Golden Girls first aired
Duke playing in the ACC title game is like when the Seahawks went 7-9 and still got to host a playoff game
November 30, 2025 at 3:22 AM
Duke playing in the ACC title game is like when the Seahawks went 7-9 and still got to host a playoff game
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That Ohio St drive was longer than my first marriage
November 29, 2025 at 7:57 PM
That Ohio St drive was longer than my first marriage
I don’t want people to confuse me with star football player Lamar Jackson so I came up with a nickname to go by
November 29, 2025 at 5:48 PM
I don’t want people to confuse me with star football player Lamar Jackson so I came up with a nickname to go by
You headbutt a ref you should get tossed, that’s garbage
November 29, 2025 at 5:44 PM
You headbutt a ref you should get tossed, that’s garbage
Go Michigan and go Pitt, I’m rooting for chaos
November 29, 2025 at 5:07 PM
Go Michigan and go Pitt, I’m rooting for chaos
Future Steeler Arch Manning!
November 29, 2025 at 3:54 AM
Future Steeler Arch Manning!
Philly should’ve kicked that extra point
November 28, 2025 at 10:50 PM
Philly should’ve kicked that extra point
Eagles fans booing their team off the field while they are the defending Super Bowl champions is some funny stuff. Spoiled, shit eating, babies.
November 28, 2025 at 10:28 PM
Eagles fans booing their team off the field while they are the defending Super Bowl champions is some funny stuff. Spoiled, shit eating, babies.
lol my family hates me get owned libs
November 28, 2025 at 7:05 PM
lol my family hates me get owned libs
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This is murder. www.washingtonpost.com/national-sec...
November 28, 2025 at 6:16 PM
This is murder. www.washingtonpost.com/national-sec...
Dallas just beat Philly and KC in a 4 day span. Unfortunately you have to hand it to them.
November 28, 2025 at 1:03 AM
Dallas just beat Philly and KC in a 4 day span. Unfortunately you have to hand it to them.
Jack White and Em? Fuck yeah man
November 27, 2025 at 7:44 PM
Jack White and Em? Fuck yeah man
Very obviously not a touchdown but ok
November 27, 2025 at 6:49 PM
Very obviously not a touchdown but ok
Man shoots son for messing up the family parlay this future headline brought to you by Fanduel
November 27, 2025 at 6:02 PM
Man shoots son for messing up the family parlay this future headline brought to you by Fanduel
Thanksgiving gummy?
Thanksgiving gummy.
Thanksgiving gummy.
November 27, 2025 at 5:19 PM
Thanksgiving gummy?
Thanksgiving gummy.
Thanksgiving gummy.
Best NFL Thanksgiving lineup in quite a while
November 27, 2025 at 3:10 PM
Best NFL Thanksgiving lineup in quite a while
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Was not expecting this blatant xenophobia on my tv first thing in the morning...
November 27, 2025 at 1:40 PM
Was not expecting this blatant xenophobia on my tv first thing in the morning...
Happy thanksgiving ya filthy animals, I have all my kids here today so I couldn’t be happier.
November 27, 2025 at 1:39 PM
Happy thanksgiving ya filthy animals, I have all my kids here today so I couldn’t be happier.
When I wake up and don’t have to go to work
a race car driver is talking to a reporter and says " i 'm not sure what to do with my hands .. "
ALT: a race car driver is talking to a reporter and says " i 'm not sure what to do with my hands .. "
media.tenor.com
November 27, 2025 at 1:28 PM
When I wake up and don’t have to go to work