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ben Becalel
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No matter where you go... there you are.
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As I'm sure you're aware, the fifth of January is the day of the Schnabelperchten, a creature of Austrian folklore who will check your house for cleanliness. If they decide you haven't done a good enough job, they'll slit open your belly and fill it with straw. Happy New Year..!
January 5, 2026 at 11:56 AM
Fired up a Skyrim save from 2016, lads.
a man with a beard and a hat is saying `` i have no memory of this place . ''
ALT: a man with a beard and a hat is saying `` i have no memory of this place . ''
media.tenor.com
January 4, 2026 at 9:26 PM
The problem with the Christmas holiday being so special, unique, and anticipated is that when it's shit, you feel robbed and then there's a whole year to wait.
January 4, 2026 at 6:14 PM
Found some berries in the freezer.
January 4, 2026 at 3:42 PM
@pulpthorn.bsky.social tonight we're having a very different conversation.
January 3, 2026 at 7:12 PM
The most fundamental difference between a human and an algorithm?

The ability to say 'piss off, you weird fuck'.
January 2, 2026 at 7:27 AM
I think I deserve the French citizenship more than George Clooney, because I got to the point where I find the galette de rois quite boring.
January 1, 2026 at 7:33 PM
Enjoyed the finale of Stranger Things very much indeed. I'm a simple man and easily pleased, that's true, but at least I do get to be pleased sometimes.
January 1, 2026 at 12:52 PM
Morning to you all.
January 1, 2026 at 10:21 AM
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Timezones are so weird. Australia is in 2026, Canada is in 2025, and the United States is in 1939.
December 31, 2025 at 6:12 PM
To all friends and acquaintances in the UK: greetings from 2026. So far, it's not all that bad*.

*subject to change, Terms & Conditions apply.
December 31, 2025 at 11:23 PM
Picture of the staff who operate my account.
December 31, 2025 at 10:36 PM
I'm so eager to celebrate sending the 2025 to the deepest depths of hell, I might have prepared enough food for 15 people.
December 31, 2025 at 8:20 PM
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On a subject of wrapping up this year, one thing I actually kept track of, was the games I played, so here's the list of games I completed in 2025:

January - #Fallout4

I have played, as far as I can tell, every single Fallout game, but to this date I only completed two. The first one, and
December 30, 2025 at 4:11 PM
On a subject of wrapping up this year, one thing I actually kept track of, was the games I played, so here's the list of games I completed in 2025:

January - #Fallout4

I have played, as far as I can tell, every single Fallout game, but to this date I only completed two. The first one, and
December 30, 2025 at 4:11 PM
#NowPlaying River Runs Red by Life Of Agony

Listen now on #Deezer link.deezer.com/s/320q9GshiK...
River Runs Red
Life Of Agony - album - 1993 - 13 songs
link.deezer.com
December 28, 2025 at 10:08 AM
#NowPlaying Chaos A.D. by Sepultura

Listen now on #Deezer link.deezer.com/s/320oi81goB...
Chaos A.D.
Sepultura - album - 1993 - 16 songs
link.deezer.com
December 28, 2025 at 8:52 AM
How I'm walking out of 2025.
December 27, 2025 at 3:43 PM
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Un court-métrage animé met en scène un loup qui, lassé d’être mal-aimé, devient végétarien et finit par se faire accepter par les autres animaux. Une publication partageant la vidéo comptabilise près de 15 millions de vues.
C’est l’histoire d’un loup devenu végétarien… Quand la pub de Noël d’Intermarché conquit le monde entier
l.leparisien.fr
December 10, 2025 at 7:00 PM
I would expect Russian Porsche owners to know how to break into and jumpstart Porsches already.
December 10, 2025 at 12:42 PM
The USA is a fascist state. There, check that, bastards.

news.sky.com/story/us-pla...
US plans to start checking all tourists' social media
The potential social media mandate being proposed by Customs and Border Protection (CBP) would apply to anyone visiting, whether they require a visa or not.
news.sky.com
December 10, 2025 at 11:55 AM
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Lawmakers and bible thumpers don't want you to understand the people they're demonizing are doing more good for society than they ever would
Tatas for Toys benefit has made it rain $183,000 over the past 14 years.
Strippers Are Now No. 1 Donor of Toys to Children’s Hospital
Rachel Saslow
www.wweek.com
December 9, 2025 at 7:33 PM
Oui.
December 10, 2025 at 11:20 AM
I don't need him to be a brilliant politician, but I'd like him for five minutes to just remember that he used to be a human rights advisor.

www.theguardian.com/law/2025/dec...
Starmer urges Europe’s leaders to curb ECHR to halt rise of far right
Exclusive: PM calls for members of European convention on human rights to allow tougher action to protect borders
www.theguardian.com
December 10, 2025 at 10:19 AM