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Lord Jubalon Flux
@lordflux.co.uk
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He/Him
Fortean, Comics Reader & TTRPGer
Hailer of Eris
Zine Reader: Folklore, Occult & TTRPG
Whimsy Purveyor
Was a mathematician, then retired
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This is the kind of random juxtaposition I’m here for!
A picture of a large-breasted young woman in a low-cut dress (AI generated). Below is an unrelated post replying to something else that says, “Those are artefacts of the casting process. It's only a trial version for demonstration purposes”
December 28, 2025 at 10:08 AM
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…and they’re off back to the Oort Cloud for another year
A stalk of sprouts against a starry backdrop, it has an alien head and a rocket tail
December 25, 2025 at 7:02 PM
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Stop me, I’m commenting on LinkedIn posts!
December 25, 2025 at 6:58 PM
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Lunch eaten, torpor incoming
December 25, 2025 at 11:18 AM
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Looking forward to rewatching this festive classic later, starring everyone’s favourite film star @gruntleigh.bsky.social
The poster for It’s a Wonderful Life reworked to feature Gruntleigh and Davros
December 25, 2025 at 6:34 AM
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Merry Christmas everyone, now can someone change Jesus’ nappy it’s full of something not very heavenly
December 25, 2025 at 6:13 AM
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Was interested in how far Joseph travelled to get to Bethlehem, turns out it’s about the same as going to Luton for me
December 24, 2025 at 6:20 PM
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Happy Bopping Down Stairs Day to those who celebrate…
“America is respected again as a country. We were not respected with Biden. They looked at him falling down stairs every day. Every day, the guy's falling down stairs." “I said: It's not our president. We can't have it? I'm very careful, you know, when I walk downstairs for - like I'm on stairs, like these stairs, I'm very - I walk very slowly. Nobody has to set a record, just try not to fall because it doesn't work out well. A few of our presidents have fallen and it became a part of their legacy. We don't want that. Need to walk nice and easy. You not have - you don't have to set any record. Be cool, be cool when you walk down, but don't, don't bop down the stairs. That's the one thing with Obama, I had zero respect for him as a president, but he would bop down those stairs, I've never seen - da da da da da da, bop, bop, bop, he'd go down the stairs, wouldn't hold on. I said, it's great, I don't want to do it. I guess I could do it, but eventually bad things are going to happen and it only takes once, but he did a lousy job as president."
December 24, 2025 at 2:53 PM
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Posted on my Blog, keep forgetting I’ve got one!
December 20, 2025 at 6:59 PM
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Time for some KLF on a SHLF
The KLF, holding a sheep each, standing on a shelf
December 20, 2025 at 12:57 PM
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‘You will be haunted by three spirits.’
Steel and Silver eye each up with suspension and amusement respectively, Sapphire looks on from behind with a mildly perplexed expression.
December 12, 2025 at 6:44 PM
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Why am I just learning that SONIA has replaced LIBOR?
December 9, 2025 at 7:23 PM
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How deeply depressing: “The long-term vision is to financialize everything and create a tradable asset out of any difference in opinion.” - Tarek Mansour, the co-founder of Kalshi (a “prediction market”)
Via @garbageday.email
December 9, 2025 at 6:34 AM
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Nice things in the post today!
The Dolmenwood Player’s Book (it has a fairytale vista on the cover), theTroika! Scenario Season of the Snail (the cover shows a town engaged in snail-themed festivities), and the Mothership core boxed set (the cover shows a squiggly line drawing of an dead astronaut with his guts hanging out).
December 8, 2025 at 3:24 PM
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Hands up who want barbecue?
Bloody severed hands, shrink wrapped in plastic trays, sitting in a chilled meat rack
December 1, 2025 at 8:48 AM
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My cake has seen such sights
A Bakewell tart from Sainsbury’s, the three cherries on the top look like two bloody eyes and a stretched, anguished mouth.
November 28, 2025 at 9:53 AM
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A movie that takes place where you're from
November 24, 2025 at 7:10 AM
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There’s something very familiar about them
Microsoft’s Clippy in a pulled-down fedora trying to pretend you won’t recognise them as they introduced themselves as Copilot
November 24, 2025 at 6:00 AM
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“The dame was never dipping her soldiers in his heart!”
A hard boiled egg in a fedora, is coming down a staircase. The image is in black and white
November 23, 2025 at 6:35 PM
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Warm leatherette

A tear of petrol
Is in your eye
The hand brake
Penetrates your thigh
Quick - Let's make love
Before you die

On warm leatherette
Warm leatherette

Warm leatherette
Warm leatherette
Warm leatherette

Join the car crash set
The Pope singing a song about the erotic frisson of a car crash, or possibly something else
November 23, 2025 at 2:35 PM
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@occultaria.bsky.social It’s taking quite a while to fill the bag, even with stealth and a sharp pair of secateurs
Screen shot of part of the Occultaria of Albion’s online shop. The OA tote bag is labelled ‘Toe Bag’ and will clearly hold quite a lot of the little buggers! I just hope it’s wash clean.
November 22, 2025 at 3:16 PM
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In case you were wondering, there is absolutely still time to back The Venture Below on Kickstarter.

Quick! Before They wake up!
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November 19, 2025 at 8:03 PM
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Good Morning friends

Someone is really regretting this today
Single heavy winter glove, propped up on the ledge in front of a leaded window
November 19, 2025 at 7:39 AM
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2025 is now so preposterous that Space: 1999 looks plausible
November 16, 2025 at 7:53 PM
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Time for the Big Telly to be wheeled in and for everyone to sit, cross legged, on the hard parquet floor and watch…
British Cryptids: The Moon Man
YouTube video by British Cryptids (1974)
youtube.com
November 16, 2025 at 5:38 PM