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Lord Jubalon Flux
@lordflux.co.uk
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He/Him
Fortean, Comics Reader & TTRPGer
Hailer of Eris
Zine Reader: Folklore, Occult & TTRPG
Whimsy Purveyor
Was a mathematician, then retired
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New @johnhiggs.bsky.social has arrived! I’m looking forward to reading it
The cover of John Higgs’ book Lynchian - The Spell of David Lynch. Lynchian is on green-bordered black lettering à la Twin Peaks, the subtitle appears in a black abyss between two red curtains
November 13, 2025 at 3:18 PM
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He always preferred this…
David Cameron looking all porky and smug. In the top-left is the Pornhub logo altered to say Porkhub
November 13, 2025 at 2:59 PM
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Get the authoritative guide
A cookbook about using mince, but some smart Alec has changed that word to minge
November 13, 2025 at 2:28 PM
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If you insist..
Former Conservative Foreign Secretary, Lord Carrington
November 12, 2025 at 7:24 PM
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Juss like that
A painted drawing of a Xenomorph in a fez, arms held forward is if it’s Tommy Cooper going: Just Like That
November 12, 2025 at 7:20 PM
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Send another Bond actor
An aging zombie speaks into a car’s radio-mike
November 11, 2025 at 6:43 PM
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The original black and white version, I hope!
Bill and Ben, The Flowerpot Men,stood on either side of their friend Weed
November 9, 2025 at 12:19 PM
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A fine postal delivery today!
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#CunningFolk
A book and two zines. The book is Tales of Occult Britain, the cover is black with gold and silver illustrations of a witch, a fey, a cauldron and a skull. Zine 1: a new issue of Cunning Folk, this one subtitles The Sound & Vision issue. The cover is a red, pink and white painting depicting a stylised white horse with two musicians inside, moving through low reddy/pink hills. Zine 2: Issue 50 of Never Mind the Dice Rolls. The cover shows a warrior facing off against a giant lion.
November 8, 2025 at 2:01 PM
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Bears are good!
A very short article about reskinning bears as random monsters. The text reads: So, the characters in your old-school D&D game go somewhere you haven't yet prepared and you describe some cool, weird-ass monster that you don't actually have stats for: "At the bottom of the Bone Pit of the Succulent Orb a vast form rises from the sinkhole; its reptilian body glistens with antediluvian slime and its pteroid jaw opens, revealing rows of serrated fangs in what appears to be a most unholy welcome." In situations likes these, I just use the stats for a bear and no one is the wiser. Re-skin appearance, methods of attack, and add special abilities on the fly if you absolutely must...but when in doubt, just use bears.
November 7, 2025 at 6:04 PM
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I like me some Claude!
The painting Apollo and the Muses on Mount Helicon by Claude, the human painter
November 3, 2025 at 6:07 AM
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@occultaria.bsky.social, this arrived today, but turned me into a frog, please advise
A tote bag which has a logo consisting of an O and an A with an up-reaching forearm between them. Below it says Occultaria of Albion, and below that in slightly larger letters: Keeping Things Weird.
November 1, 2025 at 1:43 PM
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Charlie always got super excited at Halloween!
Charlie Brown stood in a large hollowed out pumpkin with his arms inside it, his cheeks are flushed, and there is a small bulge in front of him at about crotch height.
October 31, 2025 at 8:33 AM
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This is what we want…
"I don't like good-looking people. I never liked good-looking people. I'll be honest with you. I've never admitted that before. But see I'm allowed to -- we won at the Supreme Court a thing based on merit. You know about that, right?" - Trump, to U.S. troops in Japan
October 30, 2025 at 8:26 AM
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It’s this lot, isn’t it?
John Constable’s painting The Hay Wain
October 28, 2025 at 3:54 PM
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Who robbed the Louvre? Right answers only.
The dragon Smaug curled up, asleep on his newly augmented treasure horde
October 26, 2025 at 2:15 PM
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October 25, 2025 at 1:11 PM
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Looks fine to me
I am sat outside behind a desk, the top of my head sliced off. A banner draped on the front of the desk reads: I have removed the top of my skull with a cranial saw - Please dig in
October 25, 2025 at 8:38 AM
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This is a most inconvenient charity shop to visit!
A Google maps view of Langstone Harbour, somewhere in the middle, roughly on top of a sandbar is an icon informing the viewer this is where the Waterlooville branch of the Salvation Army charity shop is; reader it isn’t
October 23, 2025 at 11:24 AM
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A scary number of bins!
The poster for the Forbin Project film to reflect four recycling bins
October 21, 2025 at 8:57 AM
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I’m just imagining you doing something like this…
A man in early 1970s attire stands a my a roller-blackboard, he gestures to so scientific gubbins on it
October 16, 2025 at 3:29 PM
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If you see this, quote post with your favourite Pokémon. (Wrong answers only)
Major Clanger but you can see his massive, knitted bollocks
October 15, 2025 at 5:10 PM
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Here’s a picture of mine, to tide you over
A vinyl copy of the album
October 15, 2025 at 4:58 PM
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Space aliens have been marking star charts on my arm again over night!
My inner right arm with a large constellation of angry red scratches
October 15, 2025 at 8:46 AM
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To me, the American biscuit always looks a lot like what I’d call cobbler, i.e. the topping on this dish.
A picture of a lovely looking beef cobbler.
October 14, 2025 at 5:39 AM
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This one?
A gnome, naked apart from a badger gnomekini, stands with one foot on a rabbit’s head, reading a copy of Razzle.
October 13, 2025 at 5:30 AM