Soup Goblin Sprout 🍲🌱
@bellesproot.bsky.social
Parker - She/Her. Hobbyist creative unlearning capitalist ideas of productivity and value in art. Soup enjoyer. Tabletop and Video Game player. 30ish.
Mal is genuinely such a talented artist, you should hit them up if you can!!
Officially opening Portrait Commissions! (and also a ko-fi haha)
✨$60+ for a rendered character portrait ✨
✨ko-fi.com/magnoliidae/commissions ✨
Please let me draw your character ~ 💕💕💕
✨$60+ for a rendered character portrait ✨
✨ko-fi.com/magnoliidae/commissions ✨
Please let me draw your character ~ 💕💕💕
August 6, 2025 at 12:54 AM
Mal is genuinely such a talented artist, you should hit them up if you can!!
I don't often share anything connecting my main with my lewd account but I posted this over there and I thought it was a fun share so uh.
Here
Here
Long story but this local artist from back home Duane Flatmo was at the same pub as me when I was like 11, and he liked my snarky T-Shirt that said "I'm out of bed and dressed, what more do you want?" So he sent a drawing he did on a napkin to me via waitress and it's one of my prized possessions
July 9, 2025 at 1:19 PM
I don't often share anything connecting my main with my lewd account but I posted this over there and I thought it was a fun share so uh.
Here
Here
A friend of a friend is in dire need of imminent help. Please chip in if you're able <3
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www.tumblr.com/jupitervega/...
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💬 0 🔁 17 ❤️ 5 · we used all available funds to extend our motel stay through tonight & there's $1.48 left on our food stamp card until the 6th. hopefully in the next 2-3 days we'll be hearin back…
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July 1, 2025 at 2:04 PM
A friend of a friend is in dire need of imminent help. Please chip in if you're able <3
www.tumblr.com/jupitervega/...
www.tumblr.com/jupitervega/...
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Use only one piece to convince people to follow you ⭐️
May 16, 2025 at 10:41 PM
Use only one piece to convince people to follow you ⭐️
So weird, a person just approached me at the grocery store, looked me dead in the eyes and said this exact thing word for word.
this may come as a surprise to some of you, but some skeets contain a fictitious scenario of which the author conceived in order to convey a humorous idea
May 17, 2025 at 2:49 PM
So weird, a person just approached me at the grocery store, looked me dead in the eyes and said this exact thing word for word.
There's so much to say about this, from the beautiful technique to the loving details and touches, and I'm no good with art words so I just look at Spindle's (idk if display name is how they wanna be referred to) work and have a lot of feelings.
May 17, 2025 at 1:33 PM
There's so much to say about this, from the beautiful technique to the loving details and touches, and I'm no good with art words so I just look at Spindle's (idk if display name is how they wanna be referred to) work and have a lot of feelings.
1. NES - 1999 (Was my dad's)
2. Original Gameboy (Also was my dad's, prob same year)
3. Gameboy Color - 2000
4. N64 - 2001
5. GameCube - 2003
6. Wii - 2007
7. Nintendo DS - 2008
8. PS2 - 2009 (Craigslist)
9. XB360 - 2010
10. Wii U - 2013
11. PS4? - 2016
12. Switch - 2018
2. Original Gameboy (Also was my dad's, prob same year)
3. Gameboy Color - 2000
4. N64 - 2001
5. GameCube - 2003
6. Wii - 2007
7. Nintendo DS - 2008
8. PS2 - 2009 (Craigslist)
9. XB360 - 2010
10. Wii U - 2013
11. PS4? - 2016
12. Switch - 2018
Your console (and handheld) history
www.resetera.com/threads/11...
www.resetera.com/threads/11...
May 10, 2025 at 1:25 PM
1. NES - 1999 (Was my dad's)
2. Original Gameboy (Also was my dad's, prob same year)
3. Gameboy Color - 2000
4. N64 - 2001
5. GameCube - 2003
6. Wii - 2007
7. Nintendo DS - 2008
8. PS2 - 2009 (Craigslist)
9. XB360 - 2010
10. Wii U - 2013
11. PS4? - 2016
12. Switch - 2018
2. Original Gameboy (Also was my dad's, prob same year)
3. Gameboy Color - 2000
4. N64 - 2001
5. GameCube - 2003
6. Wii - 2007
7. Nintendo DS - 2008
8. PS2 - 2009 (Craigslist)
9. XB360 - 2010
10. Wii U - 2013
11. PS4? - 2016
12. Switch - 2018
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bib fortuna owns a "protect the dolls" shirt
I'm taking a work break to make some tea and having an internal debate wondering which of the original Star Wars characters had profound emotional relationships with trans women. Leaning towards Jabba the Hutt and everyone in Jabba the Hut's band.
May 4, 2025 at 8:05 PM
bib fortuna owns a "protect the dolls" shirt
Am...
Am I doing transfem wrong?
Am I doing transfem wrong?
It is cute to imagine a trans woman befriending an Ewok, but I have personally never known any trans women who have a desire to live in the woods. It is also important to remember that David Lynch, a friend of trans women everywhere, got a headache looking at an Ewok.
May 4, 2025 at 9:31 PM
Am...
Am I doing transfem wrong?
Am I doing transfem wrong?
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When someone tried to start a clap and no one joins in
May 3, 2025 at 7:01 PM
When someone tried to start a clap and no one joins in
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a whole lot of people have no idea what a luxury it is to simply Walk To The Store
I think this is the first time I've lived walking distance from a grocery store and I'm out of my mind about it. I'll walk there several times a day. Oh did I forget to grab something? No big deal I'll simply Walk To The Store
May 4, 2025 at 5:10 AM
a whole lot of people have no idea what a luxury it is to simply Walk To The Store
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if you're under six feet tall girls won't even help you fashion a spear from a safety pin that you can use to defend your matchbox house from bugs
May 3, 2025 at 10:11 AM
if you're under six feet tall girls won't even help you fashion a spear from a safety pin that you can use to defend your matchbox house from bugs
This looked like a lot of fun, and since my boy's art is now finished - behold!
Art by @mcapriglioneart.bsky.social - she's a rockstar and you should commission her
Art by @mcapriglioneart.bsky.social - she's a rockstar and you should commission her
April 29, 2025 at 6:19 PM
This looked like a lot of fun, and since my boy's art is now finished - behold!
Art by @mcapriglioneart.bsky.social - she's a rockstar and you should commission her
Art by @mcapriglioneart.bsky.social - she's a rockstar and you should commission her
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And if you want to play your own former assassin on a quest for vengeance, Blood On My Name is crowdfunding and you can get the full complete game right now!
itch.io/s/149389/blo...
itch.io/s/149389/blo...
Blood On My Name Itchfunding Campaign by KiennaS
A bundle by KiennaS, $19.80 for Blood On My Name, Blood On My Name (Backer Rewards)
itch.io
April 24, 2025 at 9:32 PM
And if you want to play your own former assassin on a quest for vengeance, Blood On My Name is crowdfunding and you can get the full complete game right now!
itch.io/s/149389/blo...
itch.io/s/149389/blo...
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Biggest commitment to a 3 second joke I've ever seen
April 9, 2025 at 6:33 AM
Biggest commitment to a 3 second joke I've ever seen
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Nobody should have been sent there, period. Not the ones with no record, not the ones with a record. Nobody.
60 Minutes found no criminal record for 75% of the Venezuelan migrants the U.S. sent to a mega-prison in El Salvador. https://cbsn.ws/4lC4Vp5
April 7, 2025 at 2:25 AM
Nobody should have been sent there, period. Not the ones with no record, not the ones with a record. Nobody.
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It's popping up again so please take this as your regular reminder that Pepe emotes have racist connotations to a lot of people so if you use and allow them in your streams, folks WILL side-eye you heavily.
They are also part of the reason the pronouns extension does not work with 7TV.
They are also part of the reason the pronouns extension does not work with 7TV.
October 24, 2024 at 4:19 AM
It's popping up again so please take this as your regular reminder that Pepe emotes have racist connotations to a lot of people so if you use and allow them in your streams, folks WILL side-eye you heavily.
They are also part of the reason the pronouns extension does not work with 7TV.
They are also part of the reason the pronouns extension does not work with 7TV.
Get it, it's so cute! A super light read too
It's Sapphic Saturday. Share something sapphic!
My book, basil and oregano, is a Sapphic YA graphic novel about two girls who fall in love at a magical cooking school🩷
Available on Amazon and Barnes and noble and most comic shops🩷
My book, basil and oregano, is a Sapphic YA graphic novel about two girls who fall in love at a magical cooking school🩷
Available on Amazon and Barnes and noble and most comic shops🩷
April 5, 2025 at 4:14 PM
Get it, it's so cute! A super light read too
DMing my first proper dungeon in... Over ten years???
Excited, but nervous. Trying not to set the bar too high for it, because dungeons just feel very different from other parts of campaign narratives, but I've got a good group of players and it'll probably be fine even if it's kinda meh this time.
Excited, but nervous. Trying not to set the bar too high for it, because dungeons just feel very different from other parts of campaign narratives, but I've got a good group of players and it'll probably be fine even if it's kinda meh this time.
April 4, 2025 at 1:01 PM
DMing my first proper dungeon in... Over ten years???
Excited, but nervous. Trying not to set the bar too high for it, because dungeons just feel very different from other parts of campaign narratives, but I've got a good group of players and it'll probably be fine even if it's kinda meh this time.
Excited, but nervous. Trying not to set the bar too high for it, because dungeons just feel very different from other parts of campaign narratives, but I've got a good group of players and it'll probably be fine even if it's kinda meh this time.
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Aw man I'm a bit late. Sapphic Sunday?
March 30, 2025 at 12:49 PM
Aw man I'm a bit late. Sapphic Sunday?
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We're super close to unlocking our second funding goal: a mobile-friendly version of the game for everyone!
itch.io/s/149389/blo...
itch.io/s/149389/blo...
Currently crowdfunding a solo journaling TTRPG where you get to play as a former assassin on a quest for revenge!
Card-based prompts, tumbling tower mechanics, and a lot of John Wick vibes
itch.io/s/149389/blo...
Card-based prompts, tumbling tower mechanics, and a lot of John Wick vibes
itch.io/s/149389/blo...
Blood On My Name Itchfunding Campaign by KiennaS
A bundle by KiennaS, $19.80 for Blood On My Name, Blood On My Name (Backer Rewards)
itch.io
March 25, 2025 at 9:32 PM
We're super close to unlocking our second funding goal: a mobile-friendly version of the game for everyone!
itch.io/s/149389/blo...
itch.io/s/149389/blo...
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I did the layout and art for this game — not to mention the bespoke card art — and if you'll allow me: it fuckin' slaps! You can grab the game RIGHT NOW *and* doing so will help us make more formats (and possibly something even cooler if the campaign goes well? 👀)!
March 20, 2025 at 6:20 PM
I did the layout and art for this game — not to mention the bespoke card art — and if you'll allow me: it fuckin' slaps! You can grab the game RIGHT NOW *and* doing so will help us make more formats (and possibly something even cooler if the campaign goes well? 👀)!
Today I address the folly of letting my license expire when I moved here.
Wish me luck on my driving test~
Wish me luck on my driving test~
March 24, 2025 at 11:13 AM
Today I address the folly of letting my license expire when I moved here.
Wish me luck on my driving test~
Wish me luck on my driving test~
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I swear one of these days I’ll draw characters other than always just this oc but uh not today 💀🧟
#wip #art #ocsky #elfenjoyers
#wip #art #ocsky #elfenjoyers
March 22, 2025 at 6:21 PM
I swear one of these days I’ll draw characters other than always just this oc but uh not today 💀🧟
#wip #art #ocsky #elfenjoyers
#wip #art #ocsky #elfenjoyers
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If you absolutely must post that awful Elon tweet to make a point, PLEASE use this version that redacts Vivian's deadname:
![Elon Musk @elonmusk
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Exactly
My son, [###]. died. He was killed by the woke mind virus.
Now, the woke mind virus will die,
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March 23, 2025 at 6:50 AM
If you absolutely must post that awful Elon tweet to make a point, PLEASE use this version that redacts Vivian's deadname: