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The basic fallacy in chasing votes by being "tough on immigration" is that the modal American's position on the issue is "Deport the Bad ones and keep the Good ones," and they alone know who is which, and that simply does not translate into workable policy. So this kind of gestapo stuff (1/2)
June 7, 2025 at 10:16 PM
The basic fallacy in chasing votes by being "tough on immigration" is that the modal American's position on the issue is "Deport the Bad ones and keep the Good ones," and they alone know who is which, and that simply does not translate into workable policy. So this kind of gestapo stuff (1/2)
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Stephen Miller Reminds Picky-Eater Son That There Starving Kids In Basement
Stephen Miller Reminds Picky-Eater Son That There Starving Kids In Basement
ARLINGTON, VA—In an apparent attempt to guilt his children into eating their vegetables Monday, White House deputy chief of staff Stephen Miller reportedly reminded one of his sons, a picky eater, tha...
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January 25, 2026 at 9:00 PM
Stephen Miller Reminds Picky-Eater Son That There Starving Kids In Basement
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2024: awwwww Indiana made the College Football Playoff 🥲🥲🥲 what a great underdog story
2034: who can stop Indiana from completing the 7-peat
2044: President-elect Cignetti will serve as Indiana's head coach through inauguration but must step down before his 17th straight championship
2034: who can stop Indiana from completing the 7-peat
2044: President-elect Cignetti will serve as Indiana's head coach through inauguration but must step down before his 17th straight championship
September 21, 2025 at 1:26 AM
2024: awwwww Indiana made the College Football Playoff 🥲🥲🥲 what a great underdog story
2034: who can stop Indiana from completing the 7-peat
2044: President-elect Cignetti will serve as Indiana's head coach through inauguration but must step down before his 17th straight championship
2034: who can stop Indiana from completing the 7-peat
2044: President-elect Cignetti will serve as Indiana's head coach through inauguration but must step down before his 17th straight championship
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we got an Indiana football national championship before we got GTA VI
January 20, 2026 at 4:21 AM
we got an Indiana football national championship before we got GTA VI
OL' BUTTHOLE EYES
Real eyes realize butthole eyes
January 20, 2026 at 4:16 AM
OL' BUTTHOLE EYES
TESTICULAR FORTITUDE
January 20, 2026 at 3:44 AM
TESTICULAR FORTITUDE
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Man Donates Body To Culinary Science https://theonion.com/man-donates-body-to-culinary-science/
January 19, 2026 at 10:00 PM
Man Donates Body To Culinary Science https://theonion.com/man-donates-body-to-culinary-science/
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replace rfk jr with this guy
January 19, 2026 at 2:43 PM
replace rfk jr with this guy
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legend tells of a fifth loko
January 12, 2026 at 11:07 PM
legend tells of a fifth loko
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When my wife asks why I just took $60 out of the ATM:
January 13, 2026 at 12:37 AM
When my wife asks why I just took $60 out of the ATM:
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Oh god Jags Bills is tomorrow
January 11, 2026 at 4:56 AM
Oh god Jags Bills is tomorrow
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I need a video of the Pope doing “Good! Better! Best!” at 5:30am in Rome
January 11, 2026 at 5:03 AM
I need a video of the Pope doing “Good! Better! Best!” at 5:30am in Rome
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fernando mendoza is the most Boys State quarterback of all time
January 10, 2026 at 4:23 AM
fernando mendoza is the most Boys State quarterback of all time
I can't believe I've never seen this
the Oregon RB situation reminded me of the 2022 Rose Bowl when Micah Bernard moved from RB to CB against Ohio State and produced one of the funniest athlete TikTok’s ever.
January 10, 2026 at 3:47 AM
I can't believe I've never seen this
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WARNING: NARRATIVE REACHING CRITICAL LEVELS
January 5, 2026 at 4:36 AM
WARNING: NARRATIVE REACHING CRITICAL LEVELS
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this is your mission. our pedophile president needs you to jump out of a helicopter to kidnap a head of state and his wife so some oil ceos can make a lot of money. we’ll be watching from a resort in florida that still serves wedge salad and checking how many retweets we get. good luck soldier
January 3, 2026 at 10:57 PM
this is your mission. our pedophile president needs you to jump out of a helicopter to kidnap a head of state and his wife so some oil ceos can make a lot of money. we’ll be watching from a resort in florida that still serves wedge salad and checking how many retweets we get. good luck soldier
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Shows what a great guy Lane Kiffin is. Finally got out of the way so his team could have some success in the Playoff.
January 2, 2026 at 5:00 AM
Shows what a great guy Lane Kiffin is. Finally got out of the way so his team could have some success in the Playoff.
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“Nobody believed in us” actually yeah that’s absolutely true and they were right to withhold that belief
January 2, 2026 at 5:00 AM
“Nobody believed in us” actually yeah that’s absolutely true and they were right to withhold that belief
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The captions on Lane Kiffin’s instagram stories are going to be so faux-cryptic you can’t even believe it. We’re talking “star wide receiver who got 2 catches on 2 targets in a loss” posts. “2003 AIM away message” content
January 2, 2026 at 5:07 AM
The captions on Lane Kiffin’s instagram stories are going to be so faux-cryptic you can’t even believe it. We’re talking “star wide receiver who got 2 catches on 2 targets in a loss” posts. “2003 AIM away message” content
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Buckeyes were no match for butthole eyes
January 1, 2026 at 3:50 AM
Buckeyes were no match for butthole eyes
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Michael Irvin is about to transform into the ending of 2001 A Space Odyssey
January 1, 2026 at 3:45 AM
Michael Irvin is about to transform into the ending of 2001 A Space Odyssey
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i would like one college to adopt We Like To Party by Vengaboys as their end of the third quarter stadium singalong
January 1, 2026 at 3:23 AM
i would like one college to adopt We Like To Party by Vengaboys as their end of the third quarter stadium singalong
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there was a time when Travis Kelce would have enjoyed YEARS of celebrated guest appearances on ABC’s TGIF lineup
December 26, 2025 at 3:48 AM
there was a time when Travis Kelce would have enjoyed YEARS of celebrated guest appearances on ABC’s TGIF lineup
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I like being an uncle for the holidays because: Mom and dad are responsible, and will discipline you. Grandpa and Grandma are indulgent, and will coddle you. But the uncle... the uncle is unpredictable. The niece and nephew cannot know what the uncle will do, because the soul of the uncle is CHAOS
December 24, 2025 at 6:16 AM
I like being an uncle for the holidays because: Mom and dad are responsible, and will discipline you. Grandpa and Grandma are indulgent, and will coddle you. But the uncle... the uncle is unpredictable. The niece and nephew cannot know what the uncle will do, because the soul of the uncle is CHAOS
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lasers are fantastical and easy to manipulate. only cold, yellow cylindrical steel will guide us to truth
December 20, 2025 at 4:31 AM
lasers are fantastical and easy to manipulate. only cold, yellow cylindrical steel will guide us to truth