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trixie
@beezany.bsky.social
she/her 🏳️‍⚧️ lesbian (nonbinary) 🏳️‍🌈 witch

pfp: smiling blonde woman with gray eyes
banner: calico cat sleeping in a sunbeam
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any sufficiently advanced skill is magic

magic happens when we develop any skill so deeply that it creates a sense of wonder. some magic develops intuitively, some through hard work. magic includes all of the talents we cannot explain and all of the deep knowledge we have nurtured into wisdom.
giant yellow friend from Sesame Street who wears a veil

big bride
giant yellow friend from Sesame Street who writes some killer plays

big bard
January 6, 2026 at 9:14 AM
THAT is what sparked trans discourse today? 🤦🏼‍♀️
January 5, 2026 at 6:37 AM
last few times i've tried to report a post to @asukafield.xyz, i got an error message. i don't see any signs that the labeler is inactive or having technical difficulties. anybody have insight into this or how to troubleshoot?
January 4, 2026 at 2:26 PM
happy new year! ❤️
January 1, 2026 at 8:07 AM
a perfect album from the 90s that isn’t Nirvana, Pearl Jam, Soundgarden, or Alice In Chains
December 28, 2025 at 3:36 AM
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hahahaha yeah you definitely need to brief people used to typical RPGs to understand that Paranoia is *different*
December 27, 2025 at 1:09 AM
the one time i ran a Paranoia game, i had a ton of fun preparing silly props and scenes for my players. i probably should have prepared the players better though so they’d see it as more as “silly and fun” instead of “arbitrary and abusive” 😬
the Paranoia RPG needs a prestige TV show and also a non-prestige TV show
December 27, 2025 at 1:07 AM
bestie got me new hairs for xmas
December 26, 2025 at 6:03 AM
my screen name is just my name (currently decorated for the holidays), and my handle is a riff on my difficult-to-spell Hungarian name
My username is just variations on my name, and my @ is a reference to early 20th century trans icon Queen Ozma of Oz.
explain your username

my chosen name is emmeline, and i got to bsky early enough that it was available

“em” is the preferred short version, but there are too darn many women called “em”, so i add umlauts for fun, to be distinctive. double umlauts on the “e”, one on the “m”: ë̈m̈
December 25, 2025 at 6:15 AM
blessed yule and merry xmas eve
⭐️❤️
December 25, 2025 at 4:39 AM
five perfect movies:

Ferris Bueller’s Day Off
Grosse Pointe Blank
Knives Out
The Name of the Rose
Red Rock West
Five perfect movies (in no particular order):

- Bound
- Millennium Actress
- Vertigo
- Mulholland Drive
- The Muppet Movie
Five perfect movies (in no particular order):

Back to the Future
Clue
My Cousin Vinnie
Alien
Into the Spiderverse
December 24, 2025 at 3:25 PM
today i learned there are people who DON'T eat pot pies ass-up
Do you eat pot pies with the crust up or ass up (pictured)?
December 24, 2025 at 4:16 AM
now Zeus was a womanizer
always on the make
but Hera usually punished her
that Zeus was wont to take
Name your fav song lyric.
December 18, 2025 at 1:50 AM
i had a joke about Lot’s wife, but looking back it’s just not good
I had a joke about Elisha, but nobody could bear it
I had a joke about Balaam, but some jackass ruined it.
December 9, 2025 at 3:31 AM
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Ben Folds Five Guys
Wendy Carlos’s Old Fashioned Hamburgers
Cold Stone Temple Pilots Creamery
December 8, 2025 at 9:15 PM
Wendy Carlos’s Old Fashioned Hamburgers
Cold Stone Temple Pilots Creamery
Bob Seger & the Long John Silver’s Bullet Band
December 8, 2025 at 9:13 PM
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The only reason transphobes pretend to care about women's sports at all is because they hate trans women more than they hate cis women.
January 18, 2025 at 8:19 PM
“Sing Along” by Sturgill Simpson
“Sad Songs and Waltzes” by Cake (orig. Willie Nelson)

i love breakup revenge songs where the song itself is the revenge
December 3, 2025 at 9:51 PM
@profanity.accountant how filthy am i?
December 1, 2025 at 7:55 PM
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we've decided to take on a challenge this month! it's called a December and it's where every day in December we try to make it through the day
December 1, 2025 at 6:31 AM
growing up, one of my best friends had parents named Sue and Ron, and also step-parents named Sue and Ron, and the step-parents were previously married to each other
I've got a friend named Tyler who's marrying another man named Tyler and I'm so happy for them
November 29, 2025 at 5:20 AM
if you see this, post an anime you love
November 27, 2025 at 3:47 PM
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soylent green but with muppets: thread
November 25, 2025 at 3:38 AM
@fredlet.bsky.social this sounds like something you’d say about prog
my dad is listening to progressive rock so there's some real weird noises coming from the living room.

it's like listening to anxiety jazz.
November 21, 2025 at 7:30 PM
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Not beating those "kids in costumes" allegations.
November 16, 2025 at 9:13 AM