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beefissimo.bsky.social
How the hell did I get shid on my doodoo ass?
December 19, 2024 at 1:53 PM
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Kenji López-Alt Returns From Beef Dimension With New Sear Method Beyond Human Comprehension
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November 12, 2024 at 5:22 PM
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drewtoothpaste.bsky.social
when everyones phone buzzes tomorrow thats how you know Lawnmower Man made it inside the system
October 3, 2023 at 8:49 PM
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whwoolhat.bsky.social
August 25, 2023 at 4:28 AM
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tylerfromtheinternet.com
Vinn diagram. Prometheus, Saruman, and the Dude from Big Lebowski. The overlap between Prometheus and Sauruman: "cunning fire and technology wielder". Saruman and the Dude: "Obsession with large heavy ball". The Dude and Prometheus: "Severe liver damage". Overlap for all three: "Hates the fucking eagles"
August 20, 2023 at 8:35 PM
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bloodberrytart.bsky.social
dogs are so cool. it’s like having a best friend who is really stupid and smells bad
August 22, 2023 at 2:43 PM
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dcpierson.bsky.social
*unsheating a katana*
Kids book whose title is “mother goose remembers”
July 7, 2023 at 8:09 PM
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dumbmike.bsky.social
Elon Musk, inventor of the "ranged katana", a samurai sword tied to a rope, has swung it around for the first time without incident. The blade did not immediately slice through his neck sending his head hurtling away with the heft of a thrown bowling ball.
EDIT—BREAKING—The unthinkable has occurred.
August 20, 2023 at 11:52 PM
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clayharrison.bsky.social
Pics of William Marshall dressed as Blacula and Scott Bakula. Text above Marshall says “Once you go.” Text above Bakula “You can’t go”
August 20, 2023 at 7:38 PM