Bean the "Sweet Pea" Tegu
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"Winterruhe, trotzdem da! Reptilienfreunde Antifa!"
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Enby cryptid, they/them, dey/dem, antifa, 1312, angy, hungy and so, so eepy.
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Enby cryptid, they/them, dey/dem, antifa, 1312, angy, hungy and so, so eepy.
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🇪🇺🇺🇦 President Zelenskyy, board your plane and leave the U.S. 🇪🇺🇺🇦
Come back home to Europe—where you are respected, where democracy stands strong, and where no one bows to dictators like Putin. America may falter, but Europe stands with Ukraine! 💙💛
Come back home to Europe—where you are respected, where democracy stands strong, and where no one bows to dictators like Putin. America may falter, but Europe stands with Ukraine! 💙💛
February 28, 2025 at 6:41 PM
🇪🇺🇺🇦 President Zelenskyy, board your plane and leave the U.S. 🇪🇺🇺🇦
Come back home to Europe—where you are respected, where democracy stands strong, and where no one bows to dictators like Putin. America may falter, but Europe stands with Ukraine! 💙💛
Come back home to Europe—where you are respected, where democracy stands strong, and where no one bows to dictators like Putin. America may falter, but Europe stands with Ukraine! 💙💛
Just watched the press conference. I have no words, except "Slava Ukraini" and "Fuck Trump". I hope he dies slowly and painfully.
February 28, 2025 at 10:03 PM
Just watched the press conference. I have no words, except "Slava Ukraini" and "Fuck Trump". I hope he dies slowly and painfully.
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Why did they call it a drug sniffing dog and not a Co-K-9
February 22, 2025 at 11:47 PM
Why did they call it a drug sniffing dog and not a Co-K-9
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Mit nur 5 Stunden Schlaf haben wir zu sechst fast 24h gebraucht, um die komplette Wahlarena zu faktenchecken. Hier jetzt alle Fakes. Und die Frage, warum wir das machen mussten und die ARD das nicht selbst macht - Danke fürs Teilen! www.youtube.com/watch?v=m53p...
Wahlarena fixed - Ist diese Talkshow Endgegner der Fakten?
YouTube video by Volksverpetzer
www.youtube.com
February 19, 2025 at 7:22 AM
Mit nur 5 Stunden Schlaf haben wir zu sechst fast 24h gebraucht, um die komplette Wahlarena zu faktenchecken. Hier jetzt alle Fakes. Und die Frage, warum wir das machen mussten und die ARD das nicht selbst macht - Danke fürs Teilen! www.youtube.com/watch?v=m53p...
When I feed my dog, he takes a piece of his food and brings it to his carpet for a taste test. It's the same kibble every day.
February 16, 2025 at 12:02 PM
When I feed my dog, he takes a piece of his food and brings it to his carpet for a taste test. It's the same kibble every day.
As somebody who can only function, nay, survive because of those serotonin reuptake inhibitors (aka anti-depressants), I urge you to take the streets. Seriously, this will kill people.
This was one of RFK Jr.’s first orders after being sworn in.
Just an astonishing denial of science and will cause so much pain to the 45 million Americans facing mental health challenges.
Just an astonishing denial of science and will cause so much pain to the 45 million Americans facing mental health challenges.
February 16, 2025 at 1:54 AM
As somebody who can only function, nay, survive because of those serotonin reuptake inhibitors (aka anti-depressants), I urge you to take the streets. Seriously, this will kill people.
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A.I. is a tool of oppression & erasure. Please stop enriching oligarchs by using it for your Blue Resistance memes. Just draw stick figures & use alt-text.
February 15, 2025 at 2:50 PM
A.I. is a tool of oppression & erasure. Please stop enriching oligarchs by using it for your Blue Resistance memes. Just draw stick figures & use alt-text.
Patriarchy on steroids...
www.axios.com/2025/02/13/t... 🚨🚨 President Trump and Elon Musk, arguably the two most unorthodox and influential American leaders of the 21st century, are practicing and fine-tuning a fused theory of governing power -> Masculine maximalism.
Behind the Curtain: Trump and Musk's masculine maximalism reshapes government
The biggest shift is the instant imposition of this new power theory across all of government and the Republican Party.
www.axios.com
February 15, 2025 at 7:28 PM
Patriarchy on steroids...
JFC, finally the posts about Musk's kid die down and suddenly another one pops up
February 15, 2025 at 2:58 AM
JFC, finally the posts about Musk's kid die down and suddenly another one pops up
How your email finds me.
February 14, 2025 at 7:24 PM
How your email finds me.
In the light of current events in Munich, I would like to share a story… or my experiences might actually be more accurate. I don’t know how many people will read this, but I need to get it out somewhere. 🧵
February 14, 2025 at 2:27 PM
In the light of current events in Munich, I would like to share a story… or my experiences might actually be more accurate. I don’t know how many people will read this, but I need to get it out somewhere. 🧵
Man... I just woke up. WTAF is happening
February 14, 2025 at 12:23 PM
Man... I just woke up. WTAF is happening
Is there any way to mute posts containing Musks child? I'm begging you!
February 13, 2025 at 9:45 AM
Is there any way to mute posts containing Musks child? I'm begging you!
Nearly broke out into happy tears realizing (far too late) that Weird Al is on Bluesky.
February 10, 2025 at 7:36 PM
Nearly broke out into happy tears realizing (far too late) that Weird Al is on Bluesky.
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But first you need to buy a subscription.
February 9, 2025 at 4:40 AM
But first you need to buy a subscription.
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When you're very pleased with your new hat
February 9, 2025 at 3:23 AM
When you're very pleased with your new hat
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Hunter Biden watching the earth explode from the window of an escape pod
February 8, 2025 at 3:15 PM
Hunter Biden watching the earth explode from the window of an escape pod
Again and again I think of this absolute gem...
February 9, 2025 at 1:46 AM
Again and again I think of this absolute gem...
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In a sentence never before uttered by humans, I am delighted to share that an alligator stole my conservation instructor’s hat by jauntily walking into the water while wearing it 🐊
February 8, 2025 at 12:20 AM
In a sentence never before uttered by humans, I am delighted to share that an alligator stole my conservation instructor’s hat by jauntily walking into the water while wearing it 🐊
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Startling photos from NASA reveal Elon Musk is only second biggest asshole in the Universe.
February 8, 2025 at 9:06 AM
Startling photos from NASA reveal Elon Musk is only second biggest asshole in the Universe.
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Neo-Nazis appeared in Lincoln Heights (metro Cincinnati) Ohio and got ran out of dodge… but not before locals stole and burned their swastika flag in the street.
February 7, 2025 at 8:39 PM
Neo-Nazis appeared in Lincoln Heights (metro Cincinnati) Ohio and got ran out of dodge… but not before locals stole and burned their swastika flag in the street.