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Bean the "Sweet Pea" Tegu
@beanosaur.bsky.social
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"Winterruhe, trotzdem da! Reptilienfreunde Antifa!"
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Enby cryptid, they/them, dey/dem, antifa, 1312, angy, hungy and so, so eepy.
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beanosaur.bsky.social
A yankee candle with Vance's photoshopped toddler mug on it
March 9, 2025 at 1:42 PM
beanosaur.bsky.social
the mold finally got her
February 20, 2025 at 11:36 AM
beanosaur.bsky.social
Meanwhile, fucking Switzerland:
"Keller-Sutter: Vance speech is a 'Plea for direct democracy'"
Screenshot of news article. Header: "Keller-Sutter: Vance speech is a 'Plea for direct democracy'" Byline: Green party and Green-liberal parties are irritated"
February 15, 2025 at 7:41 PM
beanosaur.bsky.social
The bat signal, but it's Luigi
February 13, 2025 at 5:25 PM
beanosaur.bsky.social
The U.S. Army master sergeant John C. Woods volunteered for the newly created role of Army executioner in 1944. He wanted the job so much that he resorted to lying about having relevant work experience from before the war. The army never checked his claims. On October 16, 1946, Woods carried out the Nuremberg executions of 10 top officials of the Third Reich, assisted by military policeman Joseph Malta Woods deliberately designed the drop from a height insufficient to snap their necks, and also manipulated the noose position in at least one case. This resulted in death by slow strangulation. 'Ribbentrop and Sauckel each took 14 minutes to choke to death, while Keitel, whose death was the most painful, struggled for 28 minutes at the end of the rope before expiring.' Although an official medical inspection of the process was "said to have revealed a shambles" and a Time Magazine article alleged that the executions "had been cruelly bungled", Woods later claimed in newspaper interviews that he "never saw a hanging go off any better". After the Nuremberg executions, Woods stated: 'I hanged those ten Nazis ... and I am proud of it ... I wasn't nervous... A fellow can't afford to have nerves in this business'.
February 9, 2025 at 2:21 AM
beanosaur.bsky.social
Two big brains in a scuffle: "Can u grasp the immensity of the emotional spectrum that I must endure? Can u??" "Just take the laundry out of the basket and fold it, jesus fucking christ!"
February 9, 2025 at 2:11 AM
beanosaur.bsky.social
Again and again I think of this absolute gem...
Tweet from Holden Shearer: "Someone should probably tell the rich, that workers banding together to present formal address of grievances is the alternative we worked out a long time ago, to breaking down the factory owner's front door and beating him to death in front of his family? I feel like they forgot."
February 9, 2025 at 1:46 AM
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February 6, 2025 at 12:29 AM
beanosaur.bsky.social
Gotta get some cream on that burn
Person A: "Conservatives can't stop obsessing over trans people." Person B: "It's pronounced 'Mentally ill'." Person A: "Oh sorry. The mentally ill can't stop obsessing over trans people."
February 3, 2025 at 10:52 PM
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February 3, 2025 at 12:12 AM
beanosaur.bsky.social
Thank you! I've found a list on clearsky that made me feel a little paranoid.
January 26, 2025 at 2:41 PM
beanosaur.bsky.social
Ummm... is this bad news, or am I being paranoid? Genuine question.

Not that it'll change anything.
Screencap of a bsky list of people with antifa/antifascist in bio. Is an automated moderation list.
January 25, 2025 at 10:41 PM
beanosaur.bsky.social
Giving huge "as a black woman" vibes, lmao
January 25, 2025 at 2:37 PM
beanosaur.bsky.social
Nicholas Cage pointing meme from Vampire Kiss
January 24, 2025 at 8:56 PM
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Screenshot of Tweet @abigallarson "Today in Milan, a student activist group hung a trash-filled effigy of Musk upside down on a gate outside of piazzale Loreto, where Mussolini's body was displayed in 1945. They left the message: C'è sempre posto a piazzale Loreto, Elon (There's always room in piazzale Loreto, Elon)
January 22, 2025 at 2:04 AM
beanosaur.bsky.social
Look, I know Reddit has always been a cesspool, but things are ramping up over there, too.

Unironically coming from the subreddit r/murderedbywords.
Excerpt from a mod post from reddit: That being said, ANY CALLS FOR VIOLENCE will be removed, and depending on the comment, the user will be banned. That includes "Punch a Nazi", "Punch a Fascist", and "The only good Nazi is a dead Nazi". This comes directly from Reddit Admins. If we want to keep this subreddit online and keep calling out Trump, Elon and everyone else, we need to adhere to sitewide rules, or the sub gets shut down.
January 21, 2025 at 11:20 AM
beanosaur.bsky.social
A MAGA Soyjack looking at you with an expression of despair, wearing several "Fell for it again" awards
January 20, 2025 at 4:33 PM
beanosaur.bsky.social
Can't forget Slinky!
January 16, 2025 at 2:01 PM
beanosaur.bsky.social
The Gu-Ber havin' a lil bluebie snack
January 16, 2025 at 1:59 PM
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He did the thing!
January 16, 2025 at 11:38 AM