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Southern Bald Ibis
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one cup of green tea: one more and that's it

seven cups of green tea: (communicating entirely via meaningful silence)
December 9, 2025 at 6:25 PM
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slot machine with slowly fading lights, meditative new age music, hand-drawn pastel animations
December 9, 2025 at 5:55 PM
blub
December 6, 2025 at 5:36 AM
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so when the fuck do we start getting cheap used datacenter shit dumped on the market. i want my computer to be a horrible pile of E1.S L ruler SSDs and SXM5 GPU compute modules adapted to fit consumer interfaces with parts from shenzhen/taiwan
December 5, 2025 at 7:58 PM
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when the AI bubble bursts and we have hundreds of extra GWs of capacity on the grid, power will then be too cheap to meter and the hall–héroult process will be essentially free. i propose spinning up the aluminum industry and providing a weekly ration of aluminum billets to all americans
A few important points here

- Generative AI supercharged data centre growth: lobbyist and substacker lines pretending like this is just streaming are false

- Even when you consider much of the projected growth is speculative, the *likely* projects are still MASSIVE

media.licdn.com/dms/document...
December 4, 2025 at 7:28 PM
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thanksgiving is over which means it's time for scary brown extension cords with no ground wires
November 27, 2025 at 10:48 PM
honestly nothing ever happened on Handshake.
November 21, 2025 at 5:42 AM
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It's on apt. It's literally on Cargo. It's on DockerHub with ads. It's literally on nuget. You can probably find it on snap. Dude it's on portage. It's a Homebrew original. It's on pacman. You can download it on nixpkgs. You can go to pkgsrc and watch it. Log onto the Windows Store right now.
November 20, 2025 at 3:24 AM
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that gap on my resume is actually an image of a vase
November 19, 2025 at 1:27 AM
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oyou ever just stop and think about how beautiful pico de gallo is
November 8, 2025 at 5:22 AM
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imagine the freedom of walking into your grocery store, activating the chip flavor combobulator, setting any flavinoid ratios you want, and selecting from a wide variety of primal taste powders to create the perfect chip for you... that's the future we deserve
November 2, 2025 at 10:52 PM
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handbrake icon you are too much my man. i love you though come here
October 19, 2025 at 10:36 AM
girlfriend: "marc andreessen, if he had hair, would look like he was wearing a Bump-It"
October 13, 2025 at 3:59 AM
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How Kubrick must’ve felt every time the camera pulls back to reveal even more perfect blocking in Barry Lyndon
October 12, 2025 at 1:04 AM
October 11, 2025 at 5:17 AM
Computer, play G-Ride. Yes, by ESG. No, the DJ screw version. Set bass to +3 db.
October 10, 2025 at 8:48 AM
i feel like the aliens from Blindsight whenever someone sends me AI text
October 7, 2025 at 7:46 PM
Through The Wall, by Rochelle Jordan
17 track album
rochellejordan.bandcamp.com
October 2, 2025 at 9:04 PM
shame this guy is part of keinemusik www.youtube.com/watch?v=pA1R...
Rochelle Jordan - SITUATION (&ME Remix)
YouTube video by Rochelle Jordan
www.youtube.com
October 2, 2025 at 9:02 PM
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*fires off a single fireball towards you that slowly tracks you*
*fires off a single fireball towards you that slowly tracks you*
*fires off a single fireball towards you that slowly tracks you*
*fires off a single fireball towards you that slowly tracks you*
September 18, 2025 at 5:40 AM
我喜欢喝两瓶啤酒!!!
October 1, 2025 at 3:14 AM
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Saw this one in SF and it recharged every crystal I had on me at the time
September 29, 2025 at 11:37 PM
getting back into Kliban
September 28, 2025 at 6:39 AM
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I mean, you really should put linux on it, though.
September 27, 2025 at 10:18 PM