Brandon Doc
@bdoc87.bsky.social
If I die I can save the cops some time. It was the Sixers
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The most expensive offense in the NFL by far put up 19 points in home game against the worst defense in the playoffs.
Embarrassing result for the Eagles.
Embarrassing result for the Eagles.
January 12, 2026 at 12:44 AM
The most expensive offense in the NFL by far put up 19 points in home game against the worst defense in the playoffs.
Embarrassing result for the Eagles.
Embarrassing result for the Eagles.
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They died as they lived
January 12, 2026 at 12:46 AM
They died as they lived
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Quinyon INTs in 32 regular season games: 0
Quinyon INTs in 5 postseason games: 3
Just wants it more
Quinyon INTs in 5 postseason games: 3
Just wants it more
January 11, 2026 at 11:31 PM
Quinyon INTs in 32 regular season games: 0
Quinyon INTs in 5 postseason games: 3
Just wants it more
Quinyon INTs in 5 postseason games: 3
Just wants it more
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The Killers bumper music after AN EAGLES PLAYOFF INTERCEPTION
a teddy bear is playing a guitar in a dark room
ALT: a teddy bear is playing a guitar in a dark room
media.tenor.com
January 11, 2026 at 11:33 PM
The Killers bumper music after AN EAGLES PLAYOFF INTERCEPTION
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Shouts to the Sixers for pulling this when absolutely none of us (other than poor @austinkrell.bsky.social) are paying attention
Paul George is a late scratch. Oubre starts.
January 11, 2026 at 11:07 PM
Shouts to the Sixers for pulling this when absolutely none of us (other than poor @austinkrell.bsky.social) are paying attention
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No I said don’t tread on *me*. You can get treaded on.
January 9, 2026 at 3:17 PM
No I said don’t tread on *me*. You can get treaded on.
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Trump literally saying “nothing can stop me” here, since he has neither morality nor a functioning mind
ROGERS: Do you see any checks on your power on the world stage?
TRUMP: Yeah. There's one thing. My own morality. My own mind. That's the only thing that can stop me.
KANNO-YOUNGS: Not international law?
TRUMP: I don't need international law. I'm not looking to hurt people.
TRUMP: Yeah. There's one thing. My own morality. My own mind. That's the only thing that can stop me.
KANNO-YOUNGS: Not international law?
TRUMP: I don't need international law. I'm not looking to hurt people.
January 9, 2026 at 5:27 PM
Trump literally saying “nothing can stop me” here, since he has neither morality nor a functioning mind
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every Republican president destroys the economy but every four years the Republicans are treated as the Economy Party
every republican president destroys the economy
2025 is now, officially, the worst year for job creation outside of recession since 2003.
@byheatherlong.bsky.social
@byheatherlong.bsky.social
January 9, 2026 at 2:49 PM
every Republican president destroys the economy but every four years the Republicans are treated as the Economy Party
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The “prosecute the former regime at every level” candidate has my vote in 2028.
January 7, 2026 at 8:26 PM
The “prosecute the former regime at every level” candidate has my vote in 2028.
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It's not believable because it is a lie
Trump: "Transgender for everyone! Bring your kids in, we're gonna change the sex of your child. Just send them our way. In some cases, like in Minnesota, they don't even tell the parents. Nobody believes it when I say it. They operate on the kid, they don't tell the parents. It's not believable."
January 6, 2026 at 4:35 PM
It's not believable because it is a lie
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New ‘Avengers: Doomsday’ trailer featuring the X-Men
In theaters December 18
In theaters December 18
January 6, 2026 at 2:29 PM
New ‘Avengers: Doomsday’ trailer featuring the X-Men
In theaters December 18
In theaters December 18
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Congrats to Jonathan Gannon on his new job as the defensive coordinator at Bishop Eustace.
January 5, 2026 at 5:01 PM
Congrats to Jonathan Gannon on his new job as the defensive coordinator at Bishop Eustace.
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amazing how the entire machine can pivot within 24 hours. no need to slowly upsell the argument; just issue new marching orders
January 5, 2026 at 6:50 AM
amazing how the entire machine can pivot within 24 hours. no need to slowly upsell the argument; just issue new marching orders
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I don't know if triple-covering the checkdown is good defensive strategy, but if there was ever a time to try it's against this version of Aaron Rodgers and Kenneth Gainwell
January 5, 2026 at 1:52 AM
I don't know if triple-covering the checkdown is good defensive strategy, but if there was ever a time to try it's against this version of Aaron Rodgers and Kenneth Gainwell
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Spencer Brown just dramatically took off his football cape on the line "he takes off her dress now" as Dawson Knox touched his chest. You're welcome.
January 5, 2026 at 12:09 AM
Spencer Brown just dramatically took off his football cape on the line "he takes off her dress now" as Dawson Knox touched his chest. You're welcome.
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His teammate high-fiving the ref is sending me lol
January 4, 2026 at 8:46 PM
His teammate high-fiving the ref is sending me lol
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It does admittedly rule to see Deebo Samuel playing out the string on a lost season against the Eagles' backups as they prepare for the playoffs and he prepares for a nice long vacation
January 4, 2026 at 9:39 PM
It does admittedly rule to see Deebo Samuel playing out the string on a lost season against the Eagles' backups as they prepare for the playoffs and he prepares for a nice long vacation
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the most braindead kind of take in these situations. we've had the unquestioned power to turn most countries into glass parking lots for most of our lifetimes. who on earth is still impressed by this?
January 4, 2026 at 6:52 PM
the most braindead kind of take in these situations. we've had the unquestioned power to turn most countries into glass parking lots for most of our lifetimes. who on earth is still impressed by this?
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You and I are horrified by this but it's important to remember that this is what pete hegseth actually wants, he would be disappointed if there were no innocent civilians killed, because that would be woke
NYT:
At least 40 people were killed in the US attack on Venezuela, including military personnel and civilians.
At least 40 people were killed in the US attack on Venezuela, including military personnel and civilians.
January 3, 2026 at 11:53 PM
You and I are horrified by this but it's important to remember that this is what pete hegseth actually wants, he would be disappointed if there were no innocent civilians killed, because that would be woke
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I can't believe the winner of the FIFA Peace Prize would do this.
January 3, 2026 at 9:21 AM
I can't believe the winner of the FIFA Peace Prize would do this.
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haul their asses into jail, this has to end immediately
January 2, 2026 at 1:38 AM
haul their asses into jail, this has to end immediately
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Pope Gregory XIII in 1582:
January 1, 2026 at 4:19 PM
Pope Gregory XIII in 1582:
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Reminder: if you start playing “Rain King” by Counting Crows at 11:55:45 tonight, you kick ass and deserve a few more beers. HHhhhhyeahhh.
January 1, 2026 at 12:16 AM
Reminder: if you start playing “Rain King” by Counting Crows at 11:55:45 tonight, you kick ass and deserve a few more beers. HHhhhhyeahhh.