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Jeff Bayer
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(the tall one)
Based on the current score, I’m guessing the Packers and Eagles also have YoutubeTV and can’t watch the game tonight.
November 11, 2025 at 2:32 AM
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this is literally never not accurate
November 10, 2025 at 6:32 PM
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Well, here we are in November, and plans still not firmed up. If you know of anyone still looking for an additional Sundance roommate, or can amplify, I'd be much obliged.
Prepping in earnest now for (likely) my final Sundance, and looking for my traditional place to bunk in Park City for the first Thursday - Monday. If you're someone still looking for housemates, and have an actual bed (I'm too old for floor/couch nonsense), please hit me up via DM.
November 3, 2025 at 6:03 PM
Watched this with the kids this morning. Still good!
November 1, 2025 at 1:07 AM
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Waltz called out at the UN. The rhetoric this administration uses in the US won’t fly anywhere else still and that’s of some comfort. The entire world is being tested right now.
October 30, 2025 at 4:21 PM
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I have left Substack. It is a scary move financially, and I urge you to consider signing up now for my newsletters.

The Ghost Era is off to a good start. Check out some of these pieces from the last week. There's this morning's newsletter, for example...

www.drewmcweeny.com/how-to-prepa...
How to prepare for a Screen Draft
We talk about the process we go through to appear on one of our favorite shows
www.drewmcweeny.com
October 20, 2025 at 8:08 PM
My son is turning 13. With 5 of his friends they’re going to watch a FRIDAY THE 13th movie. Is it insane to consider one of them (like 3 or 4) over the original?
October 16, 2025 at 1:46 AM
Quote this with the first four Horror movies that come to your mind that are 10/10s for you. No cheating. Just the first four that pop into your head.

- SCREAM
- HEREDITARY
- RAW
- A NIGHTMARE ON ELM STREET 3: DREAM WARRIORS
Quote this with the first four Horror movies that come to your mind that are 10/10s for you. No cheating. Just the first four that pop into your head.

Halloween
Phantasm
Dawn of the Dead (1978)
Suspiria (either one)
Quote this with the first four Horror movies that come to your mind that are 10/10s for you. No cheating. Just the first four that pop into your head.

Scream
The Descent
The Babadook
Alien
October 16, 2025 at 1:27 AM
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LA: we will fight you.

Chicago: we will fight you.

PDX: we will make you endure week after week of of improv theater.
October 8, 2025 at 1:38 AM
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Luckily, Sinclair has a helpful database of all their stations, so you can see if they're operating in your area and respond accordingly.

sbgi.net/tv-stations/
September 18, 2025 at 11:43 PM
I find it very impressive when I have the exact number of shirts as I do hangers. My normal is to try and have 1-2 extra hangers… because you never know. I just noticed I give myself a little positive affirmation when I unknowingly hit 100% hanger/shirt efficiency. I am my age.
September 2, 2025 at 12:30 AM
@mattsinger.bsky.social, Bill Simmons mentioned GYMKATA on his podcast, and his desire to do it as one of the films on his Rewatchables pod. If you don’t weasel your way on, then I think you need to find a new favorite film.
August 26, 2025 at 8:07 PM
Can you believe that THIS GUY, @ericdsnider.bsky.social, likes getting attention on his birthday?!?
August 26, 2025 at 7:43 PM
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i'm the guy who invented the spike traps that pop out of temple walls. i hate my job. every day my boss says "why haven't we killed any archeologists" and i say "they haven't invented that yet." they pay me in tomb juice. i hate tomb juice. honestly i might just start working on my big boulder idea
August 25, 2025 at 12:44 AM
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For years, readers have asked for a list of the weirdest movie food. The images alone in this piece — most of which I took myself (of foods I put into my body!) — are deeply troubling. Reader discretion is advised.

(For full effect, listen to Sarah McLachlan’s “I Will Remember You” while reading.)
The Most Ridiculous Food Inspired By Movies
Would you eat these bizarre concoctions created to promote famous movies?
screencrush.com
August 21, 2025 at 6:44 PM
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Would you look at that? Fantastic Fest has an incredible lineup for its 20th anniversary and it just so happens that little old me will be there!

If you need coverage for your publication, let's talk! This will be my 5th year at the fest, so you won't need to worry about any hand holding.
While I am extremely rich when it comes to the people I surround myself with, I’ve got debt and live in one of the most expensive cities, so I don’t have time to sit in this feeling. If you’ve got work, I have 10 yrs of experience as a critic and columnist and am a great host and moderator. (2/3)
August 14, 2025 at 5:46 PM
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Hello! You may have seen it, but I am one of the employees that have been impacted by layoffs at IGN.

It's been a great six years, but this now means I am looking to apply my talents to something new and exciting.
August 4, 2025 at 9:26 PM
In this particular situation…
Cargill > Snider.
July 31, 2025 at 1:05 AM
My 9-year-old tells me he had a great time. Regardless of the evidence.
July 8, 2025 at 12:28 AM
At a glance I looked at the running time. Then I said to no one, “good job,” and that’s when I noticed the extra 13m. Now I’m convinced no Jurassic should be longer than 100 minutes long.
July 7, 2025 at 4:06 PM
I think I got it right.
June 25, 2025 at 5:21 PM
Friday: I heard a 6-year-old perform “Pink Pony Club.” She did great and I liked the song.
Saturday: I listened to “Pink Pony Club,” and officially decided this was a new song to me.
Sunday: I randomly heard “Pink Pony Club” twice & when I explained it was new to me, people became very, very upset.
June 17, 2025 at 12:52 AM
I recently noticed that I am the reason we don’t have a cat. The other 3 in the house are ready. I have some cat questions.
1) Is there a cat food that doesn’t smell like cat food?
June 11, 2025 at 6:48 PM
I took HBO's "Which Deadwood Character Are you?" quiz! Click here to take the quiz.
June 5, 2025 at 12:08 AM