Existential Anxiety Lizard
@baronhawk.bsky.social
Lizard 🦎 | Socialist 🌹 | Existentialist ⚰️
Writer/artist/crafter 🖊🎨📐
Bi/pan he/him 🏳️🌈 | 31
Writer/artist/crafter 🖊🎨📐
Bi/pan he/him 🏳️🌈 | 31
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Figured I should pin an intro post here.
Hello! You can call me Baron, Mack (my 'sona's name), or Jordan (my real name). I'm a mess of hobbies and obsessions. Expect to see anthro & fantasy art, history, politics, models, cosplay, bookbinding, guns, flaming bisexuality, and more.
SFW but 17+
Hello! You can call me Baron, Mack (my 'sona's name), or Jordan (my real name). I'm a mess of hobbies and obsessions. Expect to see anthro & fantasy art, history, politics, models, cosplay, bookbinding, guns, flaming bisexuality, and more.
SFW but 17+
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November 16, 2025 at 12:36 PM
I don't know about Tom here but I AM trying to build networks of people offline who can support and protect each other
November 16, 2025 at 12:54 PM
I don't know about Tom here but I AM trying to build networks of people offline who can support and protect each other
No luck so far today
November 15, 2025 at 10:46 PM
No luck so far today
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November 15, 2025 at 2:54 AM
It's that time of year again
November 15, 2025 at 12:44 PM
It's that time of year again
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FREE EVERY SLAVE
SLAY EVERY TRAITOR
BURN EVERY REBEL MANSION
TO PRESERVE THIS
TEMPLE OF FREEDOM
SLAY EVERY TRAITOR
BURN EVERY REBEL MANSION
TO PRESERVE THIS
TEMPLE OF FREEDOM
November 14, 2025 at 3:24 PM
FREE EVERY SLAVE
SLAY EVERY TRAITOR
BURN EVERY REBEL MANSION
TO PRESERVE THIS
TEMPLE OF FREEDOM
SLAY EVERY TRAITOR
BURN EVERY REBEL MANSION
TO PRESERVE THIS
TEMPLE OF FREEDOM
My most woke (or "dark woke") opinion is that crimes should be punished proportionate to the amount of money/suffering involved. Rich people who commit millions of dollars of tax fraud/wage theft should face a life sentence. Same for health ins execs who profit massively off of suffering and death.
My most woke opinion is that Hormones for HRT should be available over the counter at any pharmacy.
Or that every treaty signed with Native Americans should be retroactively honored and their land should be repatriated.
Or that every treaty signed with Native Americans should be retroactively honored and their land should be repatriated.
"my least woke opinion is---"
That's enough. We've had enough people indulging in the "thrill of a little conservatism", as a treat. Of considering reactionary thought to be a salacious and taboo in a world descending into reactionary mania.
Give me your MOST woke opinions. We're bringing it back.
That's enough. We've had enough people indulging in the "thrill of a little conservatism", as a treat. Of considering reactionary thought to be a salacious and taboo in a world descending into reactionary mania.
Give me your MOST woke opinions. We're bringing it back.
November 14, 2025 at 7:50 PM
My most woke (or "dark woke") opinion is that crimes should be punished proportionate to the amount of money/suffering involved. Rich people who commit millions of dollars of tax fraud/wage theft should face a life sentence. Same for health ins execs who profit massively off of suffering and death.
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Goodness me, I stayed up late reading and it’s already Partially Muscled Skeleton Screaming by the Perimeter Fence Day. Hope you’ve all been good this year!
November 14, 2025 at 5:34 AM
Goodness me, I stayed up late reading and it’s already Partially Muscled Skeleton Screaming by the Perimeter Fence Day. Hope you’ve all been good this year!
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November 13, 2025 at 9:46 PM
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This is me if you even care
May 28, 2025 at 9:46 PM
This is me if you even care
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one function of capitalism is to funnel these types into positions of power, because if competent & kind people get into power they start taking from the rich and giving to the poor. capitalist leaders must be either evil or ignorant or both, only by mistake does anyone else get near power
What if we could have leaders who aren't either evil monsters or spineless weenies
November 14, 2025 at 3:09 PM
one function of capitalism is to funnel these types into positions of power, because if competent & kind people get into power they start taking from the rich and giving to the poor. capitalist leaders must be either evil or ignorant or both, only by mistake does anyone else get near power
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Colored sketch commission for Wolfbyt on Furaffinity of their cheetah character Henry Arunta
This was quite an unusual commission for me, as modern stuff is quite out of my comfort zone. Still, a really fun one nonetheless! :D
This was quite an unusual commission for me, as modern stuff is quite out of my comfort zone. Still, a really fun one nonetheless! :D
November 13, 2025 at 6:10 PM
Colored sketch commission for Wolfbyt on Furaffinity of their cheetah character Henry Arunta
This was quite an unusual commission for me, as modern stuff is quite out of my comfort zone. Still, a really fun one nonetheless! :D
This was quite an unusual commission for me, as modern stuff is quite out of my comfort zone. Still, a really fun one nonetheless! :D
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This is actually a companion to this artwork I did last year, "Sogno di Volare." Both artworks are essentially idealized self-portraits meant to capture the rapid oscillation I experience between confidence and anxiety, between aspirations bordering on fantasy and weight of reality and melancholia.
November 9, 2025 at 7:48 PM
This is actually a companion to this artwork I did last year, "Sogno di Volare." Both artworks are essentially idealized self-portraits meant to capture the rapid oscillation I experience between confidence and anxiety, between aspirations bordering on fantasy and weight of reality and melancholia.
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Found this lovely deer skull during hunting season last year. I was going to do a nice euro mount with it but my parents' dogs chewed it up.
I decided to fix it up and I think it looks pretty damn good again! Cut a matching piece from a plastic skull, epoxied it, and painted it to match.
I decided to fix it up and I think it looks pretty damn good again! Cut a matching piece from a plastic skull, epoxied it, and painted it to match.
November 11, 2025 at 3:28 PM
Found this lovely deer skull during hunting season last year. I was going to do a nice euro mount with it but my parents' dogs chewed it up.
I decided to fix it up and I think it looks pretty damn good again! Cut a matching piece from a plastic skull, epoxied it, and painted it to match.
I decided to fix it up and I think it looks pretty damn good again! Cut a matching piece from a plastic skull, epoxied it, and painted it to match.
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i’ve said this before and i remain convinced it’s true, the 2028 platform that would deliver obama 08 results is “i am gonna
bring the hammer down on the corrupt self-dealing politicians and their rich friends and there are no sacred cows id give a pass”
bring the hammer down on the corrupt self-dealing politicians and their rich friends and there are no sacred cows id give a pass”
November 13, 2025 at 2:07 PM
i’ve said this before and i remain convinced it’s true, the 2028 platform that would deliver obama 08 results is “i am gonna
bring the hammer down on the corrupt self-dealing politicians and their rich friends and there are no sacred cows id give a pass”
bring the hammer down on the corrupt self-dealing politicians and their rich friends and there are no sacred cows id give a pass”
>tfw you barely interact with people and also never show up in anyone's friend bubble thing
a man wearing glasses is making a funny face and the word wack is on his face
ALT: a man wearing glasses is making a funny face and the word wack is on his face
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November 13, 2025 at 2:44 PM
>tfw you barely interact with people and also never show up in anyone's friend bubble thing
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Designing a new boi 💪🦖 ✨
(Full dinoodity figure page on Patreon)
(Full dinoodity figure page on Patreon)
November 13, 2025 at 1:07 AM
Designing a new boi 💪🦖 ✨
(Full dinoodity figure page on Patreon)
(Full dinoodity figure page on Patreon)
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Look at my squire bro we slayin nothinn🔥🔥🔥
November 13, 2025 at 12:02 AM
Look at my squire bro we slayin nothinn🔥🔥🔥
Well-Meaning Friend: "But Existential Anxiety Lizard, your art would probably get a lot more attention if you drew things that were happier, sexier, and more exciting!"
Existential Anxiety Lizard:
Existential Anxiety Lizard:
November 12, 2025 at 11:48 PM
Well-Meaning Friend: "But Existential Anxiety Lizard, your art would probably get a lot more attention if you drew things that were happier, sexier, and more exciting!"
Existential Anxiety Lizard:
Existential Anxiety Lizard:
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“I am, somehow, less interested in the weight and convolutions of Einstein's brain than in the near certainty that people of equal talent have lived and died in cotton fields and sweatshops."
Stephen Jay Gould, 1941 - 2002
Stephen Jay Gould, 1941 - 2002
March 19, 2025 at 2:25 PM
“I am, somehow, less interested in the weight and convolutions of Einstein's brain than in the near certainty that people of equal talent have lived and died in cotton fields and sweatshops."
Stephen Jay Gould, 1941 - 2002
Stephen Jay Gould, 1941 - 2002
Before/After
November 12, 2025 at 5:06 AM
Before/After