BardZaku
@bardzaku.bsky.social
FFXIV, Gundam, Kamen Rider
They/He
PFP by @Xraybeeb
They/He
PFP by @Xraybeeb
Pinned
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psst...hey kid...wanna see a perfect joke?
November 20, 2025 at 6:44 PM
psst...hey kid...wanna see a perfect joke?
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TACO SUPREME!
TORTILLA CHIPS!
BAJA BLAST!
TA-TO-BA! TATOBA! TA-TO-BA!
TORTILLA CHIPS!
BAJA BLAST!
TA-TO-BA! TATOBA! TA-TO-BA!
November 19, 2025 at 6:32 PM
TACO SUPREME!
TORTILLA CHIPS!
BAJA BLAST!
TA-TO-BA! TATOBA! TA-TO-BA!
TORTILLA CHIPS!
BAJA BLAST!
TA-TO-BA! TATOBA! TA-TO-BA!
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Sorry brother, my gastroenterologist started my colonoscopy report by complementing how well I cleaned that thing out
I win this one.
I win this one.
November 20, 2025 at 1:51 AM
Sorry brother, my gastroenterologist started my colonoscopy report by complementing how well I cleaned that thing out
I win this one.
I win this one.
Moth on my ceiling has seen too much
November 20, 2025 at 1:42 AM
Moth on my ceiling has seen too much
Buying the baby wipes for sensitive skin and putting it face up in my grocery cart because I'm not embarrassed about my sensetive baby ass.
November 20, 2025 at 1:39 AM
Buying the baby wipes for sensitive skin and putting it face up in my grocery cart because I'm not embarrassed about my sensetive baby ass.
That city is small
November 19, 2025 at 11:33 PM
That city is small
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[FEELIN' SPICY? 🔥] (MUY PICANTE) - "IT'S FIESTA TIME"
*henshin sfx*
[YAYYY !LIVE MÁS¡] *GONG*
*henshin sfx*
[YAYYY !LIVE MÁS¡] *GONG*
November 19, 2025 at 6:48 PM
[FEELIN' SPICY? 🔥] (MUY PICANTE) - "IT'S FIESTA TIME"
*henshin sfx*
[YAYYY !LIVE MÁS¡] *GONG*
*henshin sfx*
[YAYYY !LIVE MÁS¡] *GONG*
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It's called a cast iron pan because you cast it into the dishwasher
November 19, 2025 at 10:37 PM
It's called a cast iron pan because you cast it into the dishwasher
Celebrate international men's day by sucking off all of your buddies.
November 19, 2025 at 9:26 PM
Celebrate international men's day by sucking off all of your buddies.
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Owl City is really funny because he's the poor man's Postal Service. This is an incredible feat because Postal Service is already the poor man's Postal Service
you can never make me hate Fireflies by Owl City I'M NOT SORRY ABOUT IT
In honor of me listening to "Blurry" by Puddle of Mudd several times, what's a song you love that isn't very good by a band/group/artist that isn't very good either
November 19, 2025 at 9:15 PM
Owl City is really funny because he's the poor man's Postal Service. This is an incredible feat because Postal Service is already the poor man's Postal Service
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it only when im on this much cold medicine that i want to operat heavy machinery
November 19, 2025 at 3:35 PM
it only when im on this much cold medicine that i want to operat heavy machinery
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I'm a music therapist working in memory care. When I get requests to play "Hallelujah" from clients' loved ones I will ask them to look up the lyrics and sing it with me and it's very funny to watch a family collectively realize that song's meaning for the first time.
if you get a black-tie gig and you wanna play a Leonard Cohen song though please do "Story of Isaac" instead of "Hallelujah" thanks
November 19, 2025 at 2:23 PM
I'm a music therapist working in memory care. When I get requests to play "Hallelujah" from clients' loved ones I will ask them to look up the lyrics and sing it with me and it's very funny to watch a family collectively realize that song's meaning for the first time.
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losing my mind over youtube's suggested reply for this comment
November 17, 2025 at 3:50 PM
losing my mind over youtube's suggested reply for this comment
I'm changing my stance on this slightly.
Every rock song should include some mention of at least one of the following:
1. Space, Planets, Stars, Aliens
2. Skeletons, Demons, Devils, Imps
3. The Wizard
Every rock song should include some mention of at least one of the following:
1. Space, Planets, Stars, Aliens
2. Skeletons, Demons, Devils, Imps
3. The Wizard
If your rock n roll song doesn't mention space or planets or stars or aliens, what the fuck are you even writing about? Why would I even give a shit.
November 17, 2025 at 8:54 PM
I'm changing my stance on this slightly.
Every rock song should include some mention of at least one of the following:
1. Space, Planets, Stars, Aliens
2. Skeletons, Demons, Devils, Imps
3. The Wizard
Every rock song should include some mention of at least one of the following:
1. Space, Planets, Stars, Aliens
2. Skeletons, Demons, Devils, Imps
3. The Wizard
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slams his head into a barrel and shoots him in the dick
No.1 Sentai Gozyuger
Episode 38: Judgment: Ring Hunter
Episode 38: Judgment: Ring Hunter
November 16, 2025 at 10:39 PM
slams his head into a barrel and shoots him in the dick
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It's koreanbeef27 aka Beni Hermann (they/them)!
www.youtube.com/shorts/HF4tr...
linktr.ee/koreanbeef27
www.youtube.com/shorts/HF4tr...
linktr.ee/koreanbeef27
Old News
YouTube video by KoreanBeef27
www.youtube.com
November 16, 2025 at 6:26 AM
It's koreanbeef27 aka Beni Hermann (they/them)!
www.youtube.com/shorts/HF4tr...
linktr.ee/koreanbeef27
www.youtube.com/shorts/HF4tr...
linktr.ee/koreanbeef27
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Saw a dude bleeding out on the side of the road naked and covered in filth. He asked me for help and I said "Of coarse, I'll do whatever I can. Just tell me what I can do to help you". And he said "I'm naked and covered in filth and bleeding out on the side of the road"
Uh, duh, I can see that 🙄
Uh, duh, I can see that 🙄
November 16, 2025 at 8:18 AM
Saw a dude bleeding out on the side of the road naked and covered in filth. He asked me for help and I said "Of coarse, I'll do whatever I can. Just tell me what I can do to help you". And he said "I'm naked and covered in filth and bleeding out on the side of the road"
Uh, duh, I can see that 🙄
Uh, duh, I can see that 🙄
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Can't wait to try genuine Tuliyollol salsa I'm gonna bring some back to Aymeric (he doesn't know what spicy food is)
November 15, 2025 at 11:59 PM
Can't wait to try genuine Tuliyollol salsa I'm gonna bring some back to Aymeric (he doesn't know what spicy food is)
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Lieutenant Sucks
November 15, 2025 at 7:53 PM
Lieutenant Sucks