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BardZaku
@bardzaku.bsky.social
FFXIV, Gundam, Kamen Rider
They/He
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They need to put him back in the goo (/pos)
November 22, 2025 at 8:35 AM
I think Zech's arm, Mike Howard's bald head, and the Tallgeese's red crest thing would all be satisfying to chew on in their own unique ways.
November 22, 2025 at 8:29 AM
Amuro wrote this post.
November 22, 2025 at 8:23 AM
*electrosniffer, sorry
November 20, 2025 at 1:31 AM
Ah yes, the ocean sniffer
November 20, 2025 at 1:27 AM
I found the ocean knower
November 19, 2025 at 11:51 PM
I assume the shark is the prey of a much larger and scarier predator that remains hidden from human kind.
November 19, 2025 at 11:47 PM
Also I would prefer that they learn this before their loved one is transitioning and they ask me to play it at their loved ones deathbed.

Though I've had that happen before and I'll usually just hum through the horny parts and it's fine.
November 19, 2025 at 2:28 PM
I want to be clear that I'm not doing it for kicks. It feels real weird to be the only one singing "Hallelujah" and I just want them to know that, I WILL SING IT if it's important for their loved one but I need them to understand what they're asking me to do at my workplace.
November 19, 2025 at 2:25 PM