Baphijmm - For NM Governor
@baphijmm.bsky.social
It/Its. Astrophysicist, astronomer, optical engineer, author, genealogist, animator, game designer and developer, not necessarily in that order. Tibetan dragon otherkin and furry trash. Ran for US Congress that one time. PFP by @armaina.com
Couple more spoods. Had a bunch molt recently, including… I think ALL of these, actually. :V
January 23, 2026 at 7:09 AM
Couple more spoods. Had a bunch molt recently, including… I think ALL of these, actually. :V
Melinoë has been doing this thing for the last week or so, after the lights have been off for a bit she comes out and hangs out on the “tree”; a big improvement over her previous behavior of just staying in her hide 24/7.
Also, some spoods
Also, some spoods
January 23, 2026 at 5:56 AM
Melinoë has been doing this thing for the last week or so, after the lights have been off for a bit she comes out and hangs out on the “tree”; a big improvement over her previous behavior of just staying in her hide 24/7.
Also, some spoods
Also, some spoods
So, unsurprisingly, NOAA has downgraded this weekend’s “killer winter storm” from “>14 inches of snow possible” to <1 inch of snow, 100% chance of precip but basically ALL rain. They still have it listed as a Winter Storm Warning, because it WILL be a winter storm. But. :V
January 23, 2026 at 5:29 AM
So, unsurprisingly, NOAA has downgraded this weekend’s “killer winter storm” from “>14 inches of snow possible” to <1 inch of snow, 100% chance of precip but basically ALL rain. They still have it listed as a Winter Storm Warning, because it WILL be a winter storm. But. :V
Good news: found a place in Las Cruces that actually carries quail and duck eggs!
Bad news: they didn’t actually have any of either, at least not today.
Why am I looking for quail and duck eggs? Don’t worry about it
Bad news: they didn’t actually have any of either, at least not today.
Why am I looking for quail and duck eggs? Don’t worry about it
January 23, 2026 at 4:34 AM
Good news: found a place in Las Cruces that actually carries quail and duck eggs!
Bad news: they didn’t actually have any of either, at least not today.
Why am I looking for quail and duck eggs? Don’t worry about it
Bad news: they didn’t actually have any of either, at least not today.
Why am I looking for quail and duck eggs? Don’t worry about it
You know, if you advertise it as “child proof”, they’re just gonna make a bigger child
January 23, 2026 at 12:26 AM
You know, if you advertise it as “child proof”, they’re just gonna make a bigger child
It is every bit of 70F in Las Cruces right now. You’d forget it’s winter and a massive storm is bearing down on us come tomorrow. :V
January 22, 2026 at 8:03 PM
It is every bit of 70F in Las Cruces right now. You’d forget it’s winter and a massive storm is bearing down on us come tomorrow. :V
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Ho. Lee. SHIT.
Little guy actually came out to hunt when I tossed the crickets in.
That’s a first!
He’s quick too, it’s so cool to watch!
Little guy actually came out to hunt when I tossed the crickets in.
That’s a first!
He’s quick too, it’s so cool to watch!
January 22, 2026 at 12:55 AM
Ho. Lee. SHIT.
Little guy actually came out to hunt when I tossed the crickets in.
That’s a first!
He’s quick too, it’s so cool to watch!
Little guy actually came out to hunt when I tossed the crickets in.
That’s a first!
He’s quick too, it’s so cool to watch!
KNEEL BEFORE
January 21, 2026 at 8:58 PM
KNEEL BEFORE
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Garrouille has settled in, by which I mean she’s dug up enough substrate to completely fill the sliding door tracks
Thaumantis came out today! First time in over a month I’ve seen her, and in several months since I’d seen all of her like that. Thought for sure she was molting, but I don’t see one.
Thaumantis came out today! First time in over a month I’ve seen her, and in several months since I’d seen all of her like that. Thought for sure she was molting, but I don’t see one.
January 21, 2026 at 2:37 AM
Garrouille has settled in, by which I mean she’s dug up enough substrate to completely fill the sliding door tracks
Thaumantis came out today! First time in over a month I’ve seen her, and in several months since I’d seen all of her like that. Thought for sure she was molting, but I don’t see one.
Thaumantis came out today! First time in over a month I’ve seen her, and in several months since I’d seen all of her like that. Thought for sure she was molting, but I don’t see one.
Current weather: 19°F, 79.9% humidity
Me: “I really wanna try to get [specific large tropical reptile] soon, such an ultimate dream animal”
Me: “I really wanna try to get [specific large tropical reptile] soon, such an ultimate dream animal”
January 20, 2026 at 4:23 AM
Current weather: 19°F, 79.9% humidity
Me: “I really wanna try to get [specific large tropical reptile] soon, such an ultimate dream animal”
Me: “I really wanna try to get [specific large tropical reptile] soon, such an ultimate dream animal”
Didn’t get a good photo because it was getting late and the lights were going down, but moved Garrouille into her new enclosure tonight! She didn’t much care for it, but, she’ll figure it out.
Also, spot the gecko, hard mode
Also, spot the gecko, hard mode
January 20, 2026 at 4:03 AM
Didn’t get a good photo because it was getting late and the lights were going down, but moved Garrouille into her new enclosure tonight! She didn’t much care for it, but, she’ll figure it out.
Also, spot the gecko, hard mode
Also, spot the gecko, hard mode
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Reposting this for no particular reason
November 8, 2024 at 2:20 PM
Reposting this for no particular reason
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Posting this to X, Threads, and Bluesky as an experiment
January 20, 2026 at 1:04 AM
Posting this to X, Threads, and Bluesky as an experiment
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A joke for the history buffs:
Germany’s satirical newspaper @der-postillon.com titles: “Vienna Academy of the Arts offers Trump admission as a student — They don’t want to get blamed again“
Germany’s satirical newspaper @der-postillon.com titles: “Vienna Academy of the Arts offers Trump admission as a student — They don’t want to get blamed again“
January 18, 2026 at 1:56 PM
A joke for the history buffs:
Germany’s satirical newspaper @der-postillon.com titles: “Vienna Academy of the Arts offers Trump admission as a student — They don’t want to get blamed again“
Germany’s satirical newspaper @der-postillon.com titles: “Vienna Academy of the Arts offers Trump admission as a student — They don’t want to get blamed again“
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COW TOOLS COW TOOLS COW TOOLS
Back-scratching bovine leads scientists to reassess intelligence of cows
Brown Swiss in Austria has been discovered using tools in multiple ways – something only ever seen in humans and chimpanzees
www.theguardian.com
January 19, 2026 at 4:06 PM
COW TOOLS COW TOOLS COW TOOLS
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remembering two legends today
January 19, 2026 at 8:03 PM
remembering two legends today
By some miracle, Colombina’s misting system started working again tonight. Late enough that the plants actively relying on it have died, but Colombina herself I’ve been misting manually, and I’ve been watering the plants in the “ground” manually as well.
Still good! Don’t know why it stopped.
Still good! Don’t know why it stopped.
January 19, 2026 at 9:42 AM
By some miracle, Colombina’s misting system started working again tonight. Late enough that the plants actively relying on it have died, but Colombina herself I’ve been misting manually, and I’ve been watering the plants in the “ground” manually as well.
Still good! Don’t know why it stopped.
Still good! Don’t know why it stopped.
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I'm here you fuckaas bitch
January 19, 2026 at 8:35 AM
I'm here you fuckaas bitch
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Now more than ever, we're a two timing, back stabbing, and disloyal nation without integrity.
January 18, 2026 at 2:36 PM
Now more than ever, we're a two timing, back stabbing, and disloyal nation without integrity.
“I’m going out of this world the same way I came into it: screaming, covered in someone else’s blood, naked, and with a doctor smacking my ass”
January 19, 2026 at 6:50 AM
“I’m going out of this world the same way I came into it: screaming, covered in someone else’s blood, naked, and with a doctor smacking my ass”
“You didn’t put out and I feel like you owe me a little”
Remembering this man is a serial SA really helps contextualize this
Remembering this man is a serial SA really helps contextualize this
![NEW: @potus letter to @jonasgahrstore links @NobelPrize to Greenland, reiterates threats, and is forwarded by the NSC staff to multiple European ambassadors in Washington. I obtained the text from multiple officials:
Dear Ambassador:
President Trump has asked that the following message, shared with Prime Minister Jonas Gahr Støre, be forwarded to your [named head of government/state]
“Dear Jonas: Considering your Country decided not to give me the Nobel Peace Prize for having stopped 8 Wars PLUS, I no longer feel an obligation to think purely of Peace, although it will always be predominant, but can now think about what is good and proper for the United States of America. Denmark cannot protect that land from Russia or China, and why do they have a “right of ownership” anyway? There are no written documents, it’s only that a boat landed there hundreds of years ago, but we had boats landing there, also. I have done more for NATO than any other person since its founding, and now, NATO should do something for the United States. The World is not secure unless we have Complete and Total Control of Greenland. Thank you! President DJT”](https://cdn.bsky.app/img/feed_thumbnail/plain/did:plc:hbpefio3f5csc44msmbgioxz/bafkreie7itpptx3xbxhpsnlaqmwk752h7pcrion5ija2apksljtax2adx4@jpeg)
January 19, 2026 at 6:15 AM
“You didn’t put out and I feel like you owe me a little”
Remembering this man is a serial SA really helps contextualize this
Remembering this man is a serial SA really helps contextualize this