Jonah Bamel
@bamelawyer.bsky.social
Associate Attorney at Capua Law
Former Law Clerk, North Carolina Court of Appeals
J.D. '19, Wake Forest School of Law
Former Law Clerk, North Carolina Court of Appeals
J.D. '19, Wake Forest School of Law
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Cracking up at this CBS Pats/Bills graphic skit
December 14, 2025 at 6:41 PM
Cracking up at this CBS Pats/Bills graphic skit
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This is Oakley. He has an injury that requires physical therapy and at-home massages. Luckily, his cat sibling River has been training his whole life for this. 14/10 for both
November 10, 2025 at 11:58 PM
This is Oakley. He has an injury that requires physical therapy and at-home massages. Luckily, his cat sibling River has been training his whole life for this. 14/10 for both
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I’m enjoying the games and the drama, but I honestly believe if I was a real fan of either of these teams I’d be dead from a coronary.
November 2, 2025 at 3:27 AM
I’m enjoying the games and the drama, but I honestly believe if I was a real fan of either of these teams I’d be dead from a coronary.
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WE ARE IN
THE BASEBALL DIMENSION
THE BASEBALL DIMENSION
November 2, 2025 at 3:39 AM
WE ARE IN
THE BASEBALL DIMENSION
THE BASEBALL DIMENSION
What a World Series
November 2, 2025 at 3:42 AM
What a World Series
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ARE YOU SERIOUS, CEDDANNE?!
September 7, 2025 at 2:03 AM
ARE YOU SERIOUS, CEDDANNE?!
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There are a lot of fun cameos and bit parts mentioned here, but I think Glen Hansard and Marketa Irglova deserve serious consideration for carrying the entirety of ONCE.
New question for the class: what are your favorite appearances by a musical artist in a film or TV show? Playing live, acting role, whatever. Whaddya got?
August 30, 2025 at 2:31 AM
There are a lot of fun cameos and bit parts mentioned here, but I think Glen Hansard and Marketa Irglova deserve serious consideration for carrying the entirety of ONCE.
The joke so good that it made them consciously break the established geography of Springfield youtu.be/BoJGZM4I62k?...
August 26, 2025 at 1:18 AM
The joke so good that it made them consciously break the established geography of Springfield youtu.be/BoJGZM4I62k?...
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The key to good legal writing is clarity. Exceptional clarity persuades. Unclarity sows doubt.
Not key? Originality. Humor. Cleverness. A distinctive voice. Torrents of peripheral legal authority. Demonstrations of opposing counsel’s stupidity and bad faith.
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Not key? Originality. Humor. Cleverness. A distinctive voice. Torrents of peripheral legal authority. Demonstrations of opposing counsel’s stupidity and bad faith.
Edit for clarity.
July 26, 2025 at 12:16 PM
The key to good legal writing is clarity. Exceptional clarity persuades. Unclarity sows doubt.
Not key? Originality. Humor. Cleverness. A distinctive voice. Torrents of peripheral legal authority. Demonstrations of opposing counsel’s stupidity and bad faith.
Edit for clarity.
Not key? Originality. Humor. Cleverness. A distinctive voice. Torrents of peripheral legal authority. Demonstrations of opposing counsel’s stupidity and bad faith.
Edit for clarity.
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I’m just saying, I don’t want judges and clerks to read my briefs and think “wow he’s so smart, he did such a brilliant job of arguing that claim.” I want them to think, “how does that bozo luck into all these cases with slam-dunk claims?”
July 26, 2025 at 1:35 PM
I’m just saying, I don’t want judges and clerks to read my briefs and think “wow he’s so smart, he did such a brilliant job of arguing that claim.” I want them to think, “how does that bozo luck into all these cases with slam-dunk claims?”
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Never forget that #SesameStreet once did a sketch based on Ingmar Bergman's The Seventh Seal, which involved a Swedish fisherman counting seals until he found the seventh one.
June 17, 2025 at 8:15 PM
Never forget that #SesameStreet once did a sketch based on Ingmar Bergman's The Seventh Seal, which involved a Swedish fisherman counting seals until he found the seventh one.
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OK.
I’m going to watch the Tony awards tonight.
Big time.
I NEED some glitter and art and human striving and glory right now.
Who’s with me?
I’m going to watch the Tony awards tonight.
Big time.
I NEED some glitter and art and human striving and glory right now.
Who’s with me?
June 8, 2025 at 10:48 PM
OK.
I’m going to watch the Tony awards tonight.
Big time.
I NEED some glitter and art and human striving and glory right now.
Who’s with me?
I’m going to watch the Tony awards tonight.
Big time.
I NEED some glitter and art and human striving and glory right now.
Who’s with me?
Post a banger that’s not in English.
June 1, 2025 at 10:38 PM
Post a banger that’s not in English.
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I was not prepared for how unhinged kids content is. Like Elmo is dressed as Indiana Jones….but he’s also a chef…chasing a nose….to an avocado tree? All to teach the number seven? David Lynch would be proud.
June 1, 2025 at 4:20 PM
I was not prepared for how unhinged kids content is. Like Elmo is dressed as Indiana Jones….but he’s also a chef…chasing a nose….to an avocado tree? All to teach the number seven? David Lynch would be proud.
Time
Tom Traubert’s Blues
Come On Up To The House
Jersey Girl
House Where Nobody Lives
Tom Traubert’s Blues
Come On Up To The House
Jersey Girl
House Where Nobody Lives
What are the 5 best Tom Waits songs?
If you don't know who Tom Waits is, please re-post this until you find someone who wants to share their answer (while you're listening to every album).
If you don't know who Tom Waits is, please re-post this until you find someone who wants to share their answer (while you're listening to every album).
May 7, 2025 at 12:48 AM
Time
Tom Traubert’s Blues
Come On Up To The House
Jersey Girl
House Where Nobody Lives
Tom Traubert’s Blues
Come On Up To The House
Jersey Girl
House Where Nobody Lives
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IMO one of the greatest TV jokes ever written
April 29, 2025 at 11:51 PM
IMO one of the greatest TV jokes ever written
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April 19, 2025 at 3:13 AM
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As popes go, Francis has been quite a good one. I hope we have some more time with him.
February 22, 2025 at 6:26 PM
As popes go, Francis has been quite a good one. I hope we have some more time with him.
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Two things can be true: It’s a Wonderful Life is a great movie that will still make me cry no matter how many times I see it, and Mary’s terrible alternate reality fate being that she works in a library and wears glasses is unintentionally hilarious.
December 26, 2024 at 3:26 AM
Two things can be true: It’s a Wonderful Life is a great movie that will still make me cry no matter how many times I see it, and Mary’s terrible alternate reality fate being that she works in a library and wears glasses is unintentionally hilarious.
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this is amazing
Lions just messing with the Bears now. Fake Fumble 🤣🤣🤣
Lions just messing with the Bears now. Fake Fumble 🤣🤣🤣
December 22, 2024 at 7:58 PM
this is amazing
Lions just messing with the Bears now. Fake Fumble 🤣🤣🤣
Lions just messing with the Bears now. Fake Fumble 🤣🤣🤣
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*grabs a t-shirt and runs outside*
December 19, 2024 at 5:38 PM
*grabs a t-shirt and runs outside*
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bluesky giving me breaking news and realtime updates in Korean faster than major news outlets in the USA: it has the juice
December 3, 2024 at 3:05 PM
bluesky giving me breaking news and realtime updates in Korean faster than major news outlets in the USA: it has the juice
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Lot of info in this thread —>
This is absolutely not the news I would have dreamed of waking up to. South Korea's Yoon declares emergency martial law. to I have some scattered thoughts to follow. m-en.yna.co.kr/view/AEN2024...
(URGENT) Yoon declares emergency martial law | Yonhap News Agency
m-en.yna.co.kr
December 3, 2024 at 3:13 PM
Lot of info in this thread —>
One of my randomly strongest convictions is that @chefjoseandres.bsky.social and World Central Kitchen have earned the Nobel Peace Prize
"World Central Kitchen is pausing operations in Gaza at this time."
November 30, 2024 at 8:51 PM
One of my randomly strongest convictions is that @chefjoseandres.bsky.social and World Central Kitchen have earned the Nobel Peace Prize