Nick Lai
@azianperc.bsky.social
I'm here to make puns and like your adorable pet photos. Hopefully, you have plenty of pet photos, because I have plenty of puns. 🇨🇳🇨🇦🇺🇲 He/Him
All thoughts and funny jokes my own (unless I stole the joke)
All thoughts and funny jokes my own (unless I stole the joke)
D&D monster that is a terrifying yet lazy sea monster known as the Slacken
February 10, 2026 at 11:35 PM
D&D monster that is a terrifying yet lazy sea monster known as the Slacken
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we need to talk about that Ring Super Bowl ad
February 10, 2026 at 8:18 PM
we need to talk about that Ring Super Bowl ad
I hope they have Kendrick Lamar call Drake a pdf at the LA Opening Olympics
February 6, 2026 at 7:33 PM
I hope they have Kendrick Lamar call Drake a pdf at the LA Opening Olympics
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I've been craving hot pot for a month and just realized there's a hot pot place near me...
February 4, 2026 at 8:50 PM
I've been craving hot pot for a month and just realized there's a hot pot place near me...
I've had my complaints about Bracket City in the past, but today's contains one of the funniest solutions it's ever had.
February 4, 2026 at 5:14 AM
I've had my complaints about Bracket City in the past, but today's contains one of the funniest solutions it's ever had.
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I have been laughing at this for a solid five minutes.
January 29, 2026 at 4:33 PM
I have been laughing at this for a solid five minutes.
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A Minnesota man allegedly tried to break Luigi Mangione out of jail in New York by claiming to be an FBI agent with a court order to release him, authorities said
Man allegedly tried to break Luigi Mangione out of jail by impersonating FBI agent: Sources
A Minnesota man allegedly tried to break Luigi Mangione out of jail in New York, law enforcement sources told ABC News.
abcnews.go.com
January 29, 2026 at 7:57 PM
A Minnesota man allegedly tried to break Luigi Mangione out of jail in New York by claiming to be an FBI agent with a court order to release him, authorities said
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In response to ICE agents murdering Alex Pretti, the Whittier neighborhood immediately rose up and battled ICE, Minnesota police, and Minnesota State Troopers for over four hours, eventually forcing them to withdraw from the area.
An eyewitness account.
crimethinc.com/AlexPretti
An eyewitness account.
crimethinc.com/AlexPretti
Minneapolis Responds to the Murder of Alex Pretti
On Saturday, January 24, an ICE agent murdered Alex Pretti in Minneapolis. In response, people drove ICE and Minneapolis police out of the neighborhood.
crimethinc.com
January 25, 2026 at 5:06 AM
In response to ICE agents murdering Alex Pretti, the Whittier neighborhood immediately rose up and battled ICE, Minnesota police, and Minnesota State Troopers for over four hours, eventually forcing them to withdraw from the area.
An eyewitness account.
crimethinc.com/AlexPretti
An eyewitness account.
crimethinc.com/AlexPretti
My disappointment is immeasurable and my day is ruined
January 24, 2026 at 4:33 AM
My disappointment is immeasurable and my day is ruined
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everybody shared the article mostly about the guy who made the AI art (boo) instead of this guy who ate it
> like when you see people in a hot-dog eating contest.
"it was insulting to see something of such little effort alongside all these beautiful pieces in the gallery... that has zero substance"
> like when you see people in a hot-dog eating contest.
"it was insulting to see something of such little effort alongside all these beautiful pieces in the gallery... that has zero substance"
Meet the Alaska Student Arrested for Eating an AI Art Exhibit
A conversation with Graham Granger, whose combination of protest and performance art spread beyond campus. “AI chews up and spits out art made by other people.”
www.thenation.com
January 23, 2026 at 6:30 AM
everybody shared the article mostly about the guy who made the AI art (boo) instead of this guy who ate it
> like when you see people in a hot-dog eating contest.
"it was insulting to see something of such little effort alongside all these beautiful pieces in the gallery... that has zero substance"
> like when you see people in a hot-dog eating contest.
"it was insulting to see something of such little effort alongside all these beautiful pieces in the gallery... that has zero substance"
If you wanna find out whether somebody is a "paid protestor" or a Minnesota native, just ask if they want to play Duck Duck Goose.
January 22, 2026 at 4:57 PM
If you wanna find out whether somebody is a "paid protestor" or a Minnesota native, just ask if they want to play Duck Duck Goose.
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what u have to understand is that working on my novel, answering dms, and answering emails all cost 1 spell slot but posting? Posting is a cantrip
January 7, 2026 at 5:55 AM
what u have to understand is that working on my novel, answering dms, and answering emails all cost 1 spell slot but posting? Posting is a cantrip
I hope Miami makes a comeback just to not-kneel again
January 20, 2026 at 3:19 AM
I hope Miami makes a comeback just to not-kneel again
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January 16, 2026 at 1:27 PM
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It's not just a heist. It's a rescue mission.
On 10 February 2026, Relooted arrives at a museum (and store page, we guess) near you.
#indiegame
On 10 February 2026, Relooted arrives at a museum (and store page, we guess) near you.
#indiegame
January 15, 2026 at 3:01 PM
It's not just a heist. It's a rescue mission.
On 10 February 2026, Relooted arrives at a museum (and store page, we guess) near you.
#indiegame
On 10 February 2026, Relooted arrives at a museum (and store page, we guess) near you.
#indiegame
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"I gotta work in the goddamn morning like everybody else"
January 15, 2026 at 2:11 PM
"I gotta work in the goddamn morning like everybody else"
After over 12 years, I'm finally doing it
I'm learning to play Destiny with MnK
I'm learning to play Destiny with MnK
January 15, 2026 at 2:25 AM
After over 12 years, I'm finally doing it
I'm learning to play Destiny with MnK
I'm learning to play Destiny with MnK
Very funny to see Verizon ads today
January 15, 2026 at 1:49 AM
Very funny to see Verizon ads today
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$650 what the hell?!
Kinda surprised they aren't split into different sets that can connect if you purchase all three
Kinda surprised they aren't split into different sets that can connect if you purchase all three
LEGO Pokemon up for preorder at LEGO Store:
Pikachu and Poké Ball ($199.99) buff.ly/2Mg4cGo
Venusaur, Charizard and Blastoise ($649.99) buff.ly/1iEkjZn
Eevee ($59.99) buff.ly/jDfsYCj #ad
purchases include free GWP Kanto Region Badge Collection
Pikachu and Poké Ball ($199.99) buff.ly/2Mg4cGo
Venusaur, Charizard and Blastoise ($649.99) buff.ly/1iEkjZn
Eevee ($59.99) buff.ly/jDfsYCj #ad
purchases include free GWP Kanto Region Badge Collection
January 12, 2026 at 2:59 PM
$650 what the hell?!
Kinda surprised they aren't split into different sets that can connect if you purchase all three
Kinda surprised they aren't split into different sets that can connect if you purchase all three
Maybe I should read through all of Dr. McNinja again.
January 12, 2026 at 4:58 AM
Maybe I should read through all of Dr. McNinja again.
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John Cage, submitting the sheet music for "4'33"" to his publisher: What do you think?
Publisher: No notes.
Publisher: No notes.
January 11, 2026 at 8:54 PM
John Cage, submitting the sheet music for "4'33"" to his publisher: What do you think?
Publisher: No notes.
Publisher: No notes.