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azianperc.bsky.social
Nick Lai
@azianperc.bsky.social
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I'm here to make puns and like your adorable pet photos. Hopefully, you have plenty of pet photos, because I have plenty of puns. 🇨🇳🇨🇦🇺🇲 He/Him

All thoughts and funny jokes my own (unless I stole the joke)
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I recently rescued three strays, and here they are being goofy little goobers
Inside a pet cage, there are three orange kittens with a large donut shaped red and white cat bed. On the left, one kitten is perched looking inquisitively at a kitten toy string. In the middle, one is curled in the center of the donut playing with the cat toy. On the right, the face and front paws of the third kitten are visible through a designed hole in the cat bed.
November 11, 2025 at 9:39 PM
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Honestly, before I helped rescue these little cuties, I had forgotten how much pets can poop
Three orange cats in a cage. Two are lying together, while the third is further from the camera on its own. There is a litter box in the corner.
November 5, 2025 at 12:46 AM
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Charloltte
A picture of a projector showing ESPN2. The screen shows Georgia Tech's upcoming schedule A zoom in of the previous shot. It shows is zoomed in on the ACC Championship, which shows a typo "Charloltte, NC"
November 2, 2025 at 2:49 AM
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Ohhhh yeah I think he likes it
October 31, 2025 at 2:49 AM
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Also uhhhhh
A screenshot of the article that lists the ADL as the Anti-Deformation League instead of correctly as the Anti-Defamation League.
October 27, 2025 at 3:18 PM
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HUGE UPDATE
Three small orange kittens safely locked in a large crate. They are on the far side of the crate away from the door.
October 25, 2025 at 12:07 AM
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Tonight's conundrum: I left my room, came back, and sitting on my chair was a single coin I have never seen before. The only currently remotely possible reason I can think of is it was on the ceiling fan... which also has not been turned on today, but has been turned on several times before.
October 20, 2025 at 1:38 AM
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Oh... okay... *hands coin back*
A drawing of a commemorative coin that says "just signed a game!" with a Crewmate helmet and thumbs up in the center. The outer edge is lined with AAAA.
October 6, 2025 at 9:48 PM
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Game's good
A win screen from Dog-Pile. It says "YOU WIN!" in the top with various statistics. There are buttons for "Wishlist Now," "Endless," and "Main Menu."
October 1, 2025 at 2:33 AM
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Tried to see if she was on the side of the fence and then turned to see she had clever girl'd me
A tortoiseshell cat through some light tree cover. She is sitting on a driveway with her body towards the camera, but she is looking away.
September 29, 2025 at 9:26 PM
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This cat gave birth recently, and we just saw one of the kittens again yesterday. Mom might be staying really close to us, so I'm trying to make a friend. Maybe we TNVR the three of them.
A tortoiseshell cat sits at a bowl of cat food on top of a deck. She is looking directly at the camera.
September 29, 2025 at 5:48 PM
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Somebody in a Discord server I'm in made this. It's messed up because Hive are Protoss and the Vex are Zerg.
An edited 4 panel Calvin and Hobbes comic. Panel 1: Calvin's dad approaches Calvin sitting next to a record player and says "Playing Sci-Fi games? I'll show you something interesting." Panel 2: a closer shot of Calvin and his dad. His dad says "The two types of alien factions are Zerg and Protoss. All factions fall into these two categories. Xenomorphs? Zerg. Predators? Protoss." Panel 3: Closer shot of only Calvin's dad saying "Flood? Zerg. Covenant? Toss. Despite being technological, the Borg are Zerg." Panel 4: Calvin is slumped in bed, his eyes wide open in concern. The rest of the background is pitch black.
September 25, 2025 at 4:26 PM
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Jobs there. Right.
A grainy security camera captures an image of somebody covered head to toe in a black swimsuit wearing goggles. They are wearing blue gloves, and their right hand holds a spray can to the camera to cover it.
September 19, 2025 at 3:40 PM
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RIP Bozo, I'm built different (lucky)
A rewards page in Warframe showing an Orokin Reactor Blueprint and the Legendary rarity Ki'teer Nobilis Signa.
September 5, 2025 at 4:59 PM
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What happened with Bracket City's score display to make it completely unusable?
The final screen of a Bracket City puzzle. The majority of the puzzle displays in dark mode, but the ranking display oddly shows white text on a white background, rendering it completely unreadable.
September 4, 2025 at 4:37 AM
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The first Destiny cosplayers I've seen at Dragon Con!
Two cosplayers. One is dressed as a woman in brown armor with a veil over her head, obscuring three glowing green eyes. She carries a fragment of bone suspended in a glowing green orb. The other is dressed as a man in a long dark blue gown with fur on the shoulders.
August 30, 2025 at 1:54 AM
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I did my part
Screenshot showing I completed 3,141 of the 5x5 nonograms
August 19, 2025 at 1:58 AM
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Can't believe SOMEBODY started playing Destiny and didn't tell me. And also got Dredgen 13 times.
A screenshot of a Hunter in the Destiny 2 Tower. The account name is simply "Wes"
August 14, 2025 at 5:58 AM
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Okay, but I'm not sure how this is supposed to help.
A portrait of Lash from Deadlock repeated 10 times. He has a thick moustache and brown hair that is shaved on the sides. He is wearing a blue neck tie.
July 29, 2025 at 3:44 PM
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I saw this today and wanted to just close the program and start the day over
A Discord screenshot. The Shop tab has a toilet with a head popping out of the bowl. Next to it, a pop-up with a green profile border says "Skibidi Toilet" with slightly smaller text below it saying "You know you're curious..."
July 17, 2025 at 6:21 AM
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This is the sickest Standard Pack I've ever gotten in @playbalatro.com
An opened standard pack in Balatro. All three cards are the same: 2 of Clubs.
July 10, 2025 at 6:30 AM
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Hell yeah
A 5x5 Nonogram from Every 5x5 Nonogram. There are only 4 filled squares.
July 9, 2025 at 4:10 PM
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"You got any games in your car?"
A brown antelope-ish animal at the side of the car. It has short horns and is looking inquisitively at the interior of the car.
July 2, 2025 at 10:17 PM
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I've solved 1/10,000th of every Nonogram
Screenshot of Pixelogic's Every 5x5 Nonogram that shows I have solved 2,497 Nonograms
June 18, 2025 at 6:53 PM
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Need more people to see this amazing joke I made
Screenshot of a Discord conversation. Person 1: Fighting game where everyone is Kenny Omega? I'm sold. Me, replying to him: they call it the Omegaver- *I am dragged away*
June 6, 2025 at 10:44 PM