Mark Del Figgalo: Male Gigolo
@ayypolitical.bsky.social
Hoes Mad: Director's Cut
WE ARE SO FUCKING BACK.
June 25, 2025 at 3:16 AM
WE ARE SO FUCKING BACK.
Dems spending a bunch of money to learn how to talk to men ft. Zuck training to smile and appear more human.
May 30, 2025 at 5:02 AM
Dems spending a bunch of money to learn how to talk to men ft. Zuck training to smile and appear more human.
Giving a transphobe a brain aneurysm by showing them the cultural shift from boy shirts at walmart being like "Will trade sister for a dinosaur pizza" to mom shirts being like "I will kill my whole family if I don't get my frappucino".
May 29, 2025 at 6:20 PM
Giving a transphobe a brain aneurysm by showing them the cultural shift from boy shirts at walmart being like "Will trade sister for a dinosaur pizza" to mom shirts being like "I will kill my whole family if I don't get my frappucino".
Calling other men "brother" is the definition of male existence.
April 24, 2025 at 2:05 AM
Calling other men "brother" is the definition of male existence.
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Pete Hegseth texting family like
April 21, 2025 at 12:05 AM
Pete Hegseth texting family like
Is cum an aioli?
April 16, 2025 at 6:03 AM
Is cum an aioli?
Finding a cure for depression, but it's just that I decide to become one of those guys who nods a lot in passing and walks around like they're constantly using a StairMaster.
April 13, 2025 at 9:33 PM
Finding a cure for depression, but it's just that I decide to become one of those guys who nods a lot in passing and walks around like they're constantly using a StairMaster.
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*Me turning my head while laying on the alien probing table and seeing an abducted cow next to me.*
Me: Cow.
Me: Cow.
April 6, 2025 at 1:05 AM
*Me turning my head while laying on the alien probing table and seeing an abducted cow next to me.*
Me: Cow.
Me: Cow.
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You don't need an April Fool's Day when you're a fool every day.
April 1, 2025 at 4:18 AM
You don't need an April Fool's Day when you're a fool every day.
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[genie emerges] "it is i, the genie. i will now grant you three wi...what are you doing"
me: "definitely not masturbating with this lamp"
genie:
me:
genie: "okay, well, gross, but whatever. what is your first wish"
me: "can you .. go back inside the lamp?"
genie:
me: "sorry, i *wish* you'd g-
me: "definitely not masturbating with this lamp"
genie:
me:
genie: "okay, well, gross, but whatever. what is your first wish"
me: "can you .. go back inside the lamp?"
genie:
me: "sorry, i *wish* you'd g-
March 28, 2025 at 11:23 PM
[genie emerges] "it is i, the genie. i will now grant you three wi...what are you doing"
me: "definitely not masturbating with this lamp"
genie:
me:
genie: "okay, well, gross, but whatever. what is your first wish"
me: "can you .. go back inside the lamp?"
genie:
me: "sorry, i *wish* you'd g-
me: "definitely not masturbating with this lamp"
genie:
me:
genie: "okay, well, gross, but whatever. what is your first wish"
me: "can you .. go back inside the lamp?"
genie:
me: "sorry, i *wish* you'd g-
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What the hell is this guy’s problem?
March 27, 2025 at 4:59 PM
What the hell is this guy’s problem?
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Opinion: If Drag Is So Harmless Then Why Do I Have This Terrifying Erection
thehardtimes.net/blog/opinion...
thehardtimes.net/blog/opinion...
Opinion: If Drag Is So Harmless Then Why Do I Have This Terrifying Erection - The Hard Times
Dear America. I know that this country is supposed to be a melting pot where different nationalities and cultures can coexist as one. But sometimes I come across some people that give me strange feeli...
thehardtimes.net
March 27, 2025 at 8:05 PM
Opinion: If Drag Is So Harmless Then Why Do I Have This Terrifying Erection
thehardtimes.net/blog/opinion...
thehardtimes.net/blog/opinion...
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this is how it feels scroll thru the names of lists i'm on:
- cool people
- funny posters
- leftists (positive)
- da funny zone
- agents that are gangstalking me (get out of my walls!!)
- people i wish were my dad
- the homies
- leftists (derogatory)
- greg's starter pack
- cool people
- funny posters
- leftists (positive)
- da funny zone
- agents that are gangstalking me (get out of my walls!!)
- people i wish were my dad
- the homies
- leftists (derogatory)
- greg's starter pack
March 28, 2025 at 5:37 AM
this is how it feels scroll thru the names of lists i'm on:
- cool people
- funny posters
- leftists (positive)
- da funny zone
- agents that are gangstalking me (get out of my walls!!)
- people i wish were my dad
- the homies
- leftists (derogatory)
- greg's starter pack
- cool people
- funny posters
- leftists (positive)
- da funny zone
- agents that are gangstalking me (get out of my walls!!)
- people i wish were my dad
- the homies
- leftists (derogatory)
- greg's starter pack
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I Trapped A 15-Year Old in an Experimental Mobile Suit. If he stays in it until the end of the One Year War, he gets to live!
March 21, 2025 at 5:37 PM
I Trapped A 15-Year Old in an Experimental Mobile Suit. If he stays in it until the end of the One Year War, he gets to live!
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just found out the laptop grill guy was also a boxer. learning so much today on bluesky, the everything app
Breaking News: George Foreman, the heavyweight boxing champion who parlayed his fame into a multimillion-dollar grill business, died at 76.
George Foreman, Ageless Heavyweight Champion, Dies at 76
He claimed a world title in his 20s and again in his 40s, and then made millions selling grills.
www.nytimes.com
March 22, 2025 at 7:24 AM
just found out the laptop grill guy was also a boxer. learning so much today on bluesky, the everything app
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I’ve started carrying this knife with me at work. Haven’t needed it yet but I do feel 25% cuntier
March 19, 2025 at 9:02 PM
I’ve started carrying this knife with me at work. Haven’t needed it yet but I do feel 25% cuntier
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"i don't drink cuz it's too exensive" a handle of vodka is $10. grow up
March 20, 2025 at 2:13 AM
"i don't drink cuz it's too exensive" a handle of vodka is $10. grow up
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millennials will be like i know a banger and it's the reading rainbow theme song. and they're right
March 20, 2025 at 1:06 AM
millennials will be like i know a banger and it's the reading rainbow theme song. and they're right
You been stuffing your money in a mattress? I hide mine in the back tank of the Skibidi Toilet. We are not the same.
March 20, 2025 at 2:19 AM
You been stuffing your money in a mattress? I hide mine in the back tank of the Skibidi Toilet. We are not the same.
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I think the worst part of buying gas station food is that they never put the microwave instructions on the ice cream.
March 19, 2025 at 5:17 PM
I think the worst part of buying gas station food is that they never put the microwave instructions on the ice cream.
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i just read the JFK files and woah, turns out he died or was killed maybe..? wow. stay safe out there
March 19, 2025 at 4:05 PM
i just read the JFK files and woah, turns out he died or was killed maybe..? wow. stay safe out there
It's always "boygenius this" or "boygenius that". We get it. They're everyone's favorite lesbians and they're good at music. Nobody ever asks how I'm doing.. (My parents got hooked on the good stuff and named me girldumbass)
March 18, 2025 at 9:24 PM
It's always "boygenius this" or "boygenius that". We get it. They're everyone's favorite lesbians and they're good at music. Nobody ever asks how I'm doing.. (My parents got hooked on the good stuff and named me girldumbass)
Netflix needs to get their crap together. I'm TRYING to watch The Rizzler box DJ Khaled's son here and it's been nothing but buffering since the prelims. SMH.
March 18, 2025 at 9:19 PM
Netflix needs to get their crap together. I'm TRYING to watch The Rizzler box DJ Khaled's son here and it's been nothing but buffering since the prelims. SMH.