Andrew Woodward
@awoodward.bsky.social
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Always loved the people who are like, "But my ancestors came here the legal way!" and by that they mean they arrived via ratship to an island, a man asked them their name, they were like, "Uh, Jeff... Smith?" another guy said "sure?" and then they became permanent residents of the United States.
Bit rich complaining about New York being taken over by immigrants when there's a big fucking statue in the harbour that invites everyone to come live there.
June 25, 2025 at 5:56 PM
Always loved the people who are like, "But my ancestors came here the legal way!" and by that they mean they arrived via ratship to an island, a man asked them their name, they were like, "Uh, Jeff... Smith?" another guy said "sure?" and then they became permanent residents of the United States.
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Anyway watching the cultists tie themselves in knots to support this is going to make me puke.
June 22, 2025 at 6:05 AM
Anyway watching the cultists tie themselves in knots to support this is going to make me puke.
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CLASSMATE: *whispering* do you have a girlfriend
ME: *under desk* yeah but you don’t know her she goes to a different active mass shooting
ME: *under desk* yeah but you don’t know her she goes to a different active mass shooting
February 15, 2024 at 12:03 AM
CLASSMATE: *whispering* do you have a girlfriend
ME: *under desk* yeah but you don’t know her she goes to a different active mass shooting
ME: *under desk* yeah but you don’t know her she goes to a different active mass shooting
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Covid really exposed the weaknesses and strengths of everyone. the US can’t govern for shit but we can fling money at things, sometimes. the EU can regulate but they are late stage alcoholic levels of addicted to austerity
Today's reminder that - despite our deeply parochial National Conversation™️ since 2021 - inflation has been primarily a cross-national phenomenon & US policymakers' handling of it has been far better than any of our G7 peers www.oecd.org/sdd/prices-p...)
December 14, 2023 at 10:16 PM
Covid really exposed the weaknesses and strengths of everyone. the US can’t govern for shit but we can fling money at things, sometimes. the EU can regulate but they are late stage alcoholic levels of addicted to austerity
I don't know when but presumably eventually news organizations will ask their journalists to stop posting on a white supremacist site
October 27, 2023 at 7:21 PM
I don't know when but presumably eventually news organizations will ask their journalists to stop posting on a white supremacist site
I'm convinced that Facebook comes up with some annoying new notification that I have turn off just to goose their active user numbers
October 15, 2023 at 1:39 PM
I'm convinced that Facebook comes up with some annoying new notification that I have turn off just to goose their active user numbers
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Also, a couple notes for Eric Adams:
(1) no you don't die just from coming into contact with fentanyl; and
(2) Much like "unique" or "pregnant," the concept of "deadly" in this context is somewhat...binary.
(1) no you don't die just from coming into contact with fentanyl; and
(2) Much like "unique" or "pregnant," the concept of "deadly" in this context is somewhat...binary.
September 18, 2023 at 2:44 AM
Also, a couple notes for Eric Adams:
(1) no you don't die just from coming into contact with fentanyl; and
(2) Much like "unique" or "pregnant," the concept of "deadly" in this context is somewhat...binary.
(1) no you don't die just from coming into contact with fentanyl; and
(2) Much like "unique" or "pregnant," the concept of "deadly" in this context is somewhat...binary.
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I know that AI is awful, yadda, yadda, etc., but @wongmjane.com came up with the perfect ChatGPT prompt if you're ever missing that authentic Twitter experience:
July 16, 2023 at 11:21 PM
I know that AI is awful, yadda, yadda, etc., but @wongmjane.com came up with the perfect ChatGPT prompt if you're ever missing that authentic Twitter experience:
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once again, bluesky is a posting retirement community for elder millennials
July 3, 2023 at 7:43 PM
once again, bluesky is a posting retirement community for elder millennials
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When the twitter mutual doesn't follow you back here
July 1, 2023 at 9:35 PM
When the twitter mutual doesn't follow you back here
@samuraihawk.bsky.social let me know if you know any Arsenal supporters or kc people that need invite codes. Got @staubio.bsky.social here but he’s fucking around Greece.
Would love to get more of the community here
Would love to get more of the community here
July 1, 2023 at 11:41 PM
@samuraihawk.bsky.social let me know if you know any Arsenal supporters or kc people that need invite codes. Got @staubio.bsky.social here but he’s fucking around Greece.
Would love to get more of the community here
Would love to get more of the community here
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/2 People who pass anti-trans laws, and cheer them, don’t care. Their agenda isn’t just anti-trans, it’s nihilistic, anti-American, anti-courts.
If the laws survive, they win. If courts strike down the laws, they propagandize and monetize that as the legal system being illegitimate, and they win.
If the laws survive, they win. If courts strike down the laws, they propagandize and monetize that as the legal system being illegitimate, and they win.
June 29, 2023 at 1:43 AM
/2 People who pass anti-trans laws, and cheer them, don’t care. Their agenda isn’t just anti-trans, it’s nihilistic, anti-American, anti-courts.
If the laws survive, they win. If courts strike down the laws, they propagandize and monetize that as the legal system being illegitimate, and they win.
If the laws survive, they win. If courts strike down the laws, they propagandize and monetize that as the legal system being illegitimate, and they win.
iPhone has this annoying thing where if you’re talking to someone and go to hang up and they hang up first you end up just calling whatever random persons name is where the hang up button was and it’s insane they haven’t fixed
June 21, 2023 at 5:12 PM
iPhone has this annoying thing where if you’re talking to someone and go to hang up and they hang up first you end up just calling whatever random persons name is where the hang up button was and it’s insane they haven’t fixed
What are the best accounts to look at who they’re following to follow new people? 🤔❤️
June 21, 2023 at 3:42 PM
What are the best accounts to look at who they’re following to follow new people? 🤔❤️