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Hazel
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WTAF. Nooooooooo. Glasgow is fucking full of muralists!
guess they dont need my council tax
NEW: Glasgow City Council has just approved a massive AI-generated mural to be painted in the city centre.

The illustration of Scottish elements inexplicably contains a bald eagle.

The planner says those upset about it are "keyboard warriors" who should "calm down"
January 20, 2026 at 2:20 PM
Collapsed with sunstroke during this song at Glastonbury (about a million years ago) and was carried out by my mate. Managed to lose his limited edition Beastie Boys hat I was wearing, in the process. So yeah my expectations are lower tbh. This feels about right
A greeting card for my Bluesky friends
January 20, 2026 at 8:28 AM
lol and lmao. Boiler exploded apparently. Surely wont be getting unionised workers in to fix it
The building home to the developers of Grand Theft Auto has been closed off after suffering structural damage – with reports suggesting an 'explosion' took place
GTA developer building shut off after 'structural damage' incident
www.thenational.scot
January 19, 2026 at 12:22 PM
Heated Rivalry restoring my faith in men. 🥹 Gay men. not the straight ones.... Ew.
January 18, 2026 at 7:22 PM
Hows about we get the freemasons in the ranks identified, like the Met, first lads and also

Fuck no.
NEW: Police Scotland officers are set to ask MSPs to support them having access to guns while on duty

Read here: www.thenational.scot/news/2...
January 15, 2026 at 7:12 AM
Reposted by Hazel
January 13, 2026 at 4:06 PM
my 1% Icelandic heritage appreciates this
A very important thing for you to know about Icelandic is that the word "rassgat" (butthole) is used as an endearment about cute things. So if you say someone is "algjört rassgat" (a total butthole) it means they are VERY cute. If the cuteness is overwhelming we say "rúsínurassgat" (raisin asshole).
January 13, 2026 at 12:59 PM
Can't possibly think why that is..... So feart
EXCLUSIVE: More error corrections have been issued for BBC Scotland over the past three years than for BBC Wales, BBC Northern Ireland, and all the regional English BBC offices combined

🔗 www.thenational.scot/news/25754465.bbc-scotland-errors-outpace-bbc-uk-branches-combined/
January 11, 2026 at 10:06 AM
Ended the week with some card fraud and a jury citation so 2026 can get fucked but also, cats exist.
January 10, 2026 at 12:18 PM
Considering the discourse literally a week ago was centered around not standing by a pal of he's a danger and consent....hmmmm 🧐
owning tanski by making her point for her
'doxing people' here refers to collecting information about people sexually harassing women and generating CSAM btw. now i am not a fan of tanskii but read the fucking room man. (this was posted unblurred btw. the person sending itt to me blurred it. her hair, legs, house etc were visible)
January 8, 2026 at 5:05 PM
This is going to be comedy
"SCOTTISH Labour MPS are privately calling for Wes Streeting to stand against Sir Keir Starmer before May to avoid a wipeout in the Holyrood election, The Telegraph can reveal.

"The Health Secretary’s allies are pushing for a “Wes coronation” to give Labour new energy in Scotland..."
January 6, 2026 at 9:34 AM
First they allowed men you'd blocked ,sight of your posts, now they're stripping women and girls 8 times a minute.

How are we in this place.
This is why I refrain from posting so much. I've never felt more vulnerable online
Writing this I had to look through Grok's mentions. Earlier I counted around 8 requests PER MINUTE featuring "bikini" and "her". Thousands of women and girls stripped each day. I found users stripping dozens of women per hour, from female celebrities to gym selfies.

www.thetimes.com/uk/technolog...
MPs urge boycott of Elon Musk’s X over Grok AI’s undressing
The call to end use of X for official government communication follows posts of digitally undressed women and children that may have broken UK law
www.thetimes.com
January 5, 2026 at 11:59 PM
Reposted by Hazel
The end goal of Grok sexual harassment is to make women afraid to be visible. It’s a punishment for daring to exist in a way the perpetrators can’t control. There’s no one solution to this, because the problem isn’t just technological. It’s cultural. It’s misogyny. This is just one expression of it.
January 5, 2026 at 1:10 AM
Braw morning for a walk
January 4, 2026 at 9:11 AM
Anyway, here's some of my coping mechanism from 2025
January 3, 2026 at 7:02 AM
I've turned into Margaret Thatcher and can only sleep 4 hours at a time 😫 and not at all after 4am.

Proving that study that says perimenopause starts upto 10 years earlier in women with ADHD and makes your symptoms a pure bastard.

Do we not suffer enough. I mean really.
January 3, 2026 at 6:04 AM
We get the 2nd off because historically hogmanay was the main celebration because Christmas was banned for 400 years by the prods during the reformation.

So thanks I guess?
January 2, 2026 at 6:01 PM
Having sat back and observed and dipped in, you get quite a different perspective.

Pattern recognition kicks in and you start seeing hypocrisy and behaviours repeating. I recommend it.

One of the best things I did for my MH was to stop and observe, myself mainly, but others too.

5am thoughts.
January 2, 2026 at 4:45 AM
Bit crude
January 1, 2026 at 4:39 PM
With universal free school meals I may have had lunch at school instead of not, because they made me queue up in front of the school every Monday.

A man who clearly doesn't understand child poverty
You know that universal Free School meals is the most regressive policy imaginable?

it’s incredibly expensive, mainly benefits middle and high income families & doesn’t really help address poverty

It doesn’t significantly impact attainment, attendance or health

There are bigger priorities
January 1, 2026 at 4:11 PM
Happy new year lads. Might actually post in 2026 lol Hope your year is the year you deserve ❤️

Some random highlights
January 1, 2026 at 10:44 AM
Humiliation kink. Has to be
The UK Government is reviving terrorism charges against Irish rapper Mo Chara, his group Kneecap have said ⬇️
UK Government reviving terrorism charge against Irish rapper, group says
www.thenational.scot
January 1, 2026 at 10:13 AM
This clearly means we're winning the world cup. I will take no follow up questions
December 30, 2025 at 3:19 PM