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🏈 LAR 20 - 17 CHI
FINAL
👎 That's Antigami! 20-17 is the most common result in NFL history. This score has happened 301 times before.
Last time: Dec 28, 2025
Miami Dolphins defeated Tampa Bay Buccaneers
FINAL
👎 That's Antigami! 20-17 is the most common result in NFL history. This score has happened 301 times before.
Last time: Dec 28, 2025
Miami Dolphins defeated Tampa Bay Buccaneers
January 19, 2026 at 3:05 AM
🏈 LAR 20 - 17 CHI
FINAL
👎 That's Antigami! 20-17 is the most common result in NFL history. This score has happened 301 times before.
Last time: Dec 28, 2025
Miami Dolphins defeated Tampa Bay Buccaneers
FINAL
👎 That's Antigami! 20-17 is the most common result in NFL history. This score has happened 301 times before.
Last time: Dec 28, 2025
Miami Dolphins defeated Tampa Bay Buccaneers
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BAGGER: (spilling my groceries on the floor) Oh God. I'm so sorry. This isn't what I'm supposed to do.
ME: How are you supposed to do it?
MANAGER: She means she was gonna be a fox. In the woods and shit. But something happened and she got stuck.
BAGGER: (crying) Got so stuck.
ME: How are you supposed to do it?
MANAGER: She means she was gonna be a fox. In the woods and shit. But something happened and she got stuck.
BAGGER: (crying) Got so stuck.
January 17, 2026 at 10:44 AM
BAGGER: (spilling my groceries on the floor) Oh God. I'm so sorry. This isn't what I'm supposed to do.
ME: How are you supposed to do it?
MANAGER: She means she was gonna be a fox. In the woods and shit. But something happened and she got stuck.
BAGGER: (crying) Got so stuck.
ME: How are you supposed to do it?
MANAGER: She means she was gonna be a fox. In the woods and shit. But something happened and she got stuck.
BAGGER: (crying) Got so stuck.
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I realise I'm just a freak, but living in a multicultural city is the best thing of all time, it's just the best possible human experience and i can not understand why anyone on earth would be like "weve got to destroy this"
January 17, 2026 at 4:28 AM
I realise I'm just a freak, but living in a multicultural city is the best thing of all time, it's just the best possible human experience and i can not understand why anyone on earth would be like "weve got to destroy this"
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if you havent cancelled spotify yet and this isnt the final nail in the coffin for you, i really dont know what else to say other than i hope some introspection finds you soon
In April 2024, Spotify implemented a new scheme: songs with less than 1k streams per year would no longer receive royalties.
The data for 2025 was just released via Luminate, and 88% of songs have been demonetized.
Read it again: 88% of songs on Spotify have been demonetized.
The data for 2025 was just released via Luminate, and 88% of songs have been demonetized.
Read it again: 88% of songs on Spotify have been demonetized.
January 16, 2026 at 8:06 AM
if you havent cancelled spotify yet and this isnt the final nail in the coffin for you, i really dont know what else to say other than i hope some introspection finds you soon
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the average minnesota politician is like "have you no decency mr trump sir, i am so mad, i will send out a fundraising email that says f*ck"
the average normie minnesotan is like "this is stalingrad this bakhmut all your children will die in the ice"
the average normie minnesotan is like "this is stalingrad this bakhmut all your children will die in the ice"
January 15, 2026 at 7:26 PM
the average minnesota politician is like "have you no decency mr trump sir, i am so mad, i will send out a fundraising email that says f*ck"
the average normie minnesotan is like "this is stalingrad this bakhmut all your children will die in the ice"
the average normie minnesotan is like "this is stalingrad this bakhmut all your children will die in the ice"
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Can i just say I really don’t agree with this idea they fear puberty blockers cause it means trans people pass for cis better if they get them. That gives way too much credit to forethought and thinking about trans youth as potential trans adults to these transphobes. Its all about control over kids
January 15, 2026 at 11:00 AM
Can i just say I really don’t agree with this idea they fear puberty blockers cause it means trans people pass for cis better if they get them. That gives way too much credit to forethought and thinking about trans youth as potential trans adults to these transphobes. Its all about control over kids
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Looking for a fresh start? Ring in 2026 with a short, dark comedy about ambitious resolutions, public embarrassment, and stomach-churning body horror.
SCP-9961: New Year, New Me by Tsercele
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Looking for a fresh start? Ring in 2026 with a short, dark comedy about ambitious resolutions, public embarrassment, and stomach-churning body horror.
SCP-9961: New Year, New Me by Tsercele
scp-wiki.wikidot.com/scp-9961
January 14, 2026 at 8:36 PM
⭐ Featured Article ⭐
Looking for a fresh start? Ring in 2026 with a short, dark comedy about ambitious resolutions, public embarrassment, and stomach-churning body horror.
SCP-9961: New Year, New Me by Tsercele
scp-wiki.wikidot.com/scp-9961
Looking for a fresh start? Ring in 2026 with a short, dark comedy about ambitious resolutions, public embarrassment, and stomach-churning body horror.
SCP-9961: New Year, New Me by Tsercele
scp-wiki.wikidot.com/scp-9961
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Nancy By Ernie Bushmiller
January 14,1947
January 14,1947
January 14, 2026 at 5:08 PM
Nancy By Ernie Bushmiller
January 14,1947
January 14,1947
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There is precedent for this; Swedish and Norwegian naval ships have QR codes so that when they return to port they can scan da navy in.
I am introducing the Quick Recognition (QR) Act, which requires ICE and CBP officers to wear uniforms featuring QR codes. When scanned, the code would generate a digital ID displaying the officer’s name, badge number, and law enforcement agency.
ICE should be unmasked both physically and digitally.
ICE should be unmasked both physically and digitally.
January 14, 2026 at 5:24 PM
There is precedent for this; Swedish and Norwegian naval ships have QR codes so that when they return to port they can scan da navy in.
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Getting weird vibes from these Wheaties ads, honestly.
January 14, 2026 at 1:37 PM
Getting weird vibes from these Wheaties ads, honestly.
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Great question!
It’s not just about whether or not the gyre is widening – its that the falcon cannot hear the Falconer. In today’s blood-dimmed world, it’s a game-changer that many don’t consider.
The kicker? A beast that is rough, slouching, and born.
It’s not just about whether or not the gyre is widening – its that the falcon cannot hear the Falconer. In today’s blood-dimmed world, it’s a game-changer that many don’t consider.
The kicker? A beast that is rough, slouching, and born.
January 13, 2026 at 1:44 PM
Great question!
It’s not just about whether or not the gyre is widening – its that the falcon cannot hear the Falconer. In today’s blood-dimmed world, it’s a game-changer that many don’t consider.
The kicker? A beast that is rough, slouching, and born.
It’s not just about whether or not the gyre is widening – its that the falcon cannot hear the Falconer. In today’s blood-dimmed world, it’s a game-changer that many don’t consider.
The kicker? A beast that is rough, slouching, and born.
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the cornfed dipshits in the psychic warrior frat Omega Omega Omega keep inserting themselves into my memories, but they can't fucking hold their natty ice on the astral plane, so they're in the background of my first kiss or my high school graduation blowing chunks and crying after a short kegstand
January 12, 2026 at 6:05 AM
the cornfed dipshits in the psychic warrior frat Omega Omega Omega keep inserting themselves into my memories, but they can't fucking hold their natty ice on the astral plane, so they're in the background of my first kiss or my high school graduation blowing chunks and crying after a short kegstand
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ME: then he showed up—lotta stuff in his head—and he just sorta gave me a ham sandwich
CHOTINER: because you solved it
ME: the lament configuration, yeah
CHOTINER: so the ham was pleasure…
ME: …it came on a pretty crusty baguette…
CHOTINER: …and that was your pain
ME: you’re making it trivial
CHOTINER: because you solved it
ME: the lament configuration, yeah
CHOTINER: so the ham was pleasure…
ME: …it came on a pretty crusty baguette…
CHOTINER: …and that was your pain
ME: you’re making it trivial
November 17, 2025 at 1:45 AM
ME: then he showed up—lotta stuff in his head—and he just sorta gave me a ham sandwich
CHOTINER: because you solved it
ME: the lament configuration, yeah
CHOTINER: so the ham was pleasure…
ME: …it came on a pretty crusty baguette…
CHOTINER: …and that was your pain
ME: you’re making it trivial
CHOTINER: because you solved it
ME: the lament configuration, yeah
CHOTINER: so the ham was pleasure…
ME: …it came on a pretty crusty baguette…
CHOTINER: …and that was your pain
ME: you’re making it trivial
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put vin diesel in a knives out mystery
December 29, 2025 at 4:45 PM
put vin diesel in a knives out mystery
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i have 25 dollars and two mouths to feed, plus an electric bill coming up soon. it's not much but it's more than that. halp
hi! i'm lottie l / frog k, trans/nonbinary author, poster, and some might say friend? anyway, i'm broke as dirt and could genuinely use help with money; have been unemployed, injured, and struggling.
any donations & rb's appreciated
cash.app/$asimplefrog
ko-fi.com/frogk
thank you everyone!
any donations & rb's appreciated
cash.app/$asimplefrog
ko-fi.com/frogk
thank you everyone!
December 30, 2025 at 3:18 AM
i have 25 dollars and two mouths to feed, plus an electric bill coming up soon. it's not much but it's more than that. halp
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in 2026 we are NOT hustling, we are NOT grinding, we are doing just enough Job to have money for Video Game
December 27, 2025 at 5:22 AM
in 2026 we are NOT hustling, we are NOT grinding, we are doing just enough Job to have money for Video Game
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actually people have moral agency they can exercise and insisting that you are not culpable in your actions is profoundly anti-human nihilism.
actually people have moral agency they can exercise and insisting that you are not culpable in your actions is profoundly anti-human nihilism.
December 28, 2025 at 8:14 AM
vgbees.com/mister-mirac...
actually people have moral agency they can exercise and insisting that you are not culpable in your actions is profoundly anti-human nihilism.
actually people have moral agency they can exercise and insisting that you are not culpable in your actions is profoundly anti-human nihilism.
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i copped a minus gram of sticky quantum dogshit off my side bitch who works for Majic-12. snuck that shit into a history museum to wrap it in the world's first tampon, but the waveform collapsed up my asshole. I smoked that shit anyway. I answer to hungers beyond your power to name
this shit ain't nothin to me man
December 17, 2025 at 4:08 AM
i copped a minus gram of sticky quantum dogshit off my side bitch who works for Majic-12. snuck that shit into a history museum to wrap it in the world's first tampon, but the waveform collapsed up my asshole. I smoked that shit anyway. I answer to hungers beyond your power to name
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this ancient lemurian skunk dick kief has me turning my face from justice and harboring devilsome notions against my fellow man. Dig up all the dirt you want to bury me and I'll smoke that shit too
I'm fucked up and beyond the infinite. I'm on one so habitually the akashic records have to pay me
December 28, 2025 at 9:20 AM
this ancient lemurian skunk dick kief has me turning my face from justice and harboring devilsome notions against my fellow man. Dig up all the dirt you want to bury me and I'll smoke that shit too
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I'm on that water moccasin smegma pack with godlike precision, got me blinding every watchmaker I can find. I'm spawning nightmare creatures every step I take. No rest can contain my creation and it continues to the present day. I won't even think of work unless it's wet
December 28, 2025 at 9:27 AM
I'm on that water moccasin smegma pack with godlike precision, got me blinding every watchmaker I can find. I'm spawning nightmare creatures every step I take. No rest can contain my creation and it continues to the present day. I won't even think of work unless it's wet