Brian Austin
@austinbrian.bsky.social
They’re not the best games to ever be played but the 4-box of
- colts vs seahawks
- Green Bay vs denver
- Carolina vs NO
- lions vs rams
is pretty unimpeachable right now
- colts vs seahawks
- Green Bay vs denver
- Carolina vs NO
- lions vs rams
is pretty unimpeachable right now
December 14, 2025 at 11:04 PM
They’re not the best games to ever be played but the 4-box of
- colts vs seahawks
- Green Bay vs denver
- Carolina vs NO
- lions vs rams
is pretty unimpeachable right now
- colts vs seahawks
- Green Bay vs denver
- Carolina vs NO
- lions vs rams
is pretty unimpeachable right now
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From Reagan-appointed U.S. District Judge William G. Young on ICE wearing masks:
"ICE goes masked for a single reason, to terrorize Americans into quiescence… In all our history we have never tolerated an armed masked secret police."
"ICE goes masked for a single reason, to terrorize Americans into quiescence… In all our history we have never tolerated an armed masked secret police."
November 16, 2025 at 2:21 PM
From Reagan-appointed U.S. District Judge William G. Young on ICE wearing masks:
"ICE goes masked for a single reason, to terrorize Americans into quiescence… In all our history we have never tolerated an armed masked secret police."
"ICE goes masked for a single reason, to terrorize Americans into quiescence… In all our history we have never tolerated an armed masked secret police."
People should be allowed to go to private schools if they want but it shouldn’t count for anything. You want to go to college, you gotta go to public school.
"my least woke opinion is---"
That's enough. We've had enough people indulging in the "thrill of a little conservatism", as a treat. Of considering reactionary thought to be a salacious and taboo in a world descending into reactionary mania.
Give me your MOST woke opinions. We're bringing it back.
That's enough. We've had enough people indulging in the "thrill of a little conservatism", as a treat. Of considering reactionary thought to be a salacious and taboo in a world descending into reactionary mania.
Give me your MOST woke opinions. We're bringing it back.
November 15, 2025 at 5:38 PM
People should be allowed to go to private schools if they want but it shouldn’t count for anything. You want to go to college, you gotta go to public school.
They should just go ahead and make quarterbacks a flag football position. Any hit is roughing the passer.
November 2, 2025 at 7:18 PM
They should just go ahead and make quarterbacks a flag football position. Any hit is roughing the passer.
Whose legs these are, I think know
His trunk is not still here though
He will not see me stopping here
To watch the sands whip by the stone
The works are lovely, the grandest
And from the pedestal the sand is
The only friend of Ozymandis
The only friend of Ozymandis
His trunk is not still here though
He will not see me stopping here
To watch the sands whip by the stone
The works are lovely, the grandest
And from the pedestal the sand is
The only friend of Ozymandis
The only friend of Ozymandis
i never saw two trunkless legs
i never hope to see 'em
but i can tell you, anyhow,
i'd rather see than be 'em
i never hope to see 'em
but i can tell you, anyhow,
i'd rather see than be 'em
Now Ozymandias was from the Himalayas, where a cold wind howls and blows.
Why he left his home in the peaks to roam 'round the sands, God only knows.
His statue fell down, the desert's boundless and completely bare;
Though it's still scrawled on his pedestal that "ye Mighty should despair!"
Why he left his home in the peaks to roam 'round the sands, God only knows.
His statue fell down, the desert's boundless and completely bare;
Though it's still scrawled on his pedestal that "ye Mighty should despair!"
October 31, 2025 at 1:07 PM
Whose legs these are, I think know
His trunk is not still here though
He will not see me stopping here
To watch the sands whip by the stone
The works are lovely, the grandest
And from the pedestal the sand is
The only friend of Ozymandis
The only friend of Ozymandis
His trunk is not still here though
He will not see me stopping here
To watch the sands whip by the stone
The works are lovely, the grandest
And from the pedestal the sand is
The only friend of Ozymandis
The only friend of Ozymandis
I don’t understand why government employees are not striking during the shutdown.
Good news (I guess)?
The Bureau of Labor Statistics is calling back some employees to produce the Consumer Price Index for September. That data is needed to calculate the annual cost-of-living adjustment for Social Security beneficiaries.
www.nytimes.com/2025/10/09/b...
The Bureau of Labor Statistics is calling back some employees to produce the Consumer Price Index for September. That data is needed to calculate the annual cost-of-living adjustment for Social Security beneficiaries.
www.nytimes.com/2025/10/09/b...
www.nytimes.com
October 15, 2025 at 2:38 PM
I don’t understand why government employees are not striking during the shutdown.
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JUST IN: A U.S. citizen from Alabama who has been detained twice by ICE while working at a construction site, has filed a class action suit claiming ICE's broad warrantless arrest powers violate the constitution. storage.courtlistener.com/recap/gov.us...
October 1, 2025 at 12:58 PM
JUST IN: A U.S. citizen from Alabama who has been detained twice by ICE while working at a construction site, has filed a class action suit claiming ICE's broad warrantless arrest powers violate the constitution. storage.courtlistener.com/recap/gov.us...
Finally watched 28 Years Later and one thing I really liked and respected was that the plan was so harebrained it could only have come from a 12 year-old who didn’t run it by anyone first.
September 14, 2025 at 2:31 AM
Finally watched 28 Years Later and one thing I really liked and respected was that the plan was so harebrained it could only have come from a 12 year-old who didn’t run it by anyone first.
Lmao the line of this UNC game is -37.5 and UNC was up 38, so Richmond took a field goal… on third down… with 6 seconds left in the game 🤔🤔🤔
September 13, 2025 at 10:28 PM
Lmao the line of this UNC game is -37.5 and UNC was up 38, so Richmond took a field goal… on third down… with 6 seconds left in the game 🤔🤔🤔
My six year-old just hit me with: would you rather be flat like you could fit under a door or out of order like your head was on your butt?
September 12, 2025 at 8:48 PM
My six year-old just hit me with: would you rather be flat like you could fit under a door or out of order like your head was on your butt?
If ever there was a case made for jury nullification…
The White House posted an insane video of the police arresting the sandwich guy in a safe and wealthy neighborhood.
August 15, 2025 at 11:34 PM
If ever there was a case made for jury nullification…
It’s pretty wild that we have this entire class of things that requires completely useless compute and produces tokens, and another class of thing that uses tokens and needs compute for specific purposes and we don’t seem to have matched these two ideas up
"The bill sets the stage for an entire class of speculative assets that have precisely zero underlying cash flows to be integrated into the financial system. All for the purposes of satisfying an industry whose main contribution to most Americans has been scamming them."
Crytpo: There's just no legit use case for it. But, man, are these bros lobbied up.
Our looonnnggg take on why private digital currencies and the blockchain are an accident going out to happen.
econjared.substack.com
August 14, 2025 at 6:57 PM
It’s pretty wild that we have this entire class of things that requires completely useless compute and produces tokens, and another class of thing that uses tokens and needs compute for specific purposes and we don’t seem to have matched these two ideas up
Slightly diminish a band name: Bumping Pumpkins
Slightly diminish a band name: Counting Starlings.
Slight diminish a band: Death Uber for Cutie
August 13, 2025 at 1:32 PM
Slightly diminish a band name: Bumping Pumpkins
Money for Nothing
if you were a closer in major league baseball what would your entrance music be
August 3, 2025 at 12:34 PM
Money for Nothing
This is so cool! Your college roommate could become an astronaut. Congrats Zena!
In 2008, I wrote this story about Zena Cardman. Today, she launches for the space station. 🥹
July 31, 2025 at 2:52 PM
This is so cool! Your college roommate could become an astronaut. Congrats Zena!
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In 2008, I wrote this story about Zena Cardman. Today, she launches for the space station. 🥹
July 31, 2025 at 2:44 PM
In 2008, I wrote this story about Zena Cardman. Today, she launches for the space station. 🥹
My three year old pitched me on a way to have a good day tomorrow.
“I have a situation: how about we get ice cream and then donuts and then ice cream again.”
“I have a situation: how about we get ice cream and then donuts and then ice cream again.”
June 29, 2025 at 1:09 AM
My three year old pitched me on a way to have a good day tomorrow.
“I have a situation: how about we get ice cream and then donuts and then ice cream again.”
“I have a situation: how about we get ice cream and then donuts and then ice cream again.”
It’s the first week of summer
June 25, 2025 at 2:06 PM
It’s the first week of summer
Man I really wish Jeffrey Goldberg was still on those signal chats now
June 19, 2025 at 12:50 AM
Man I really wish Jeffrey Goldberg was still on those signal chats now
look everyone it’s finally spring in the Midwest
choosing to live outside the midwest is crazy
June 11, 2025 at 3:25 AM
look everyone it’s finally spring in the Midwest
Went to an HOA meeting tonight where I was the youngest person there by like 20 years and got dragged by the board members for bringing a spreadsheet to ask questions about.
May 20, 2025 at 1:49 AM
Went to an HOA meeting tonight where I was the youngest person there by like 20 years and got dragged by the board members for bringing a spreadsheet to ask questions about.
Life is just a series of alternating references to the baby as “big boy” and “little guy”
May 12, 2025 at 11:34 AM
Life is just a series of alternating references to the baby as “big boy” and “little guy”
I just want a reporter to ask Trump “what would you expect to get in return if you gave someone a plane”
Trump confirms that the Qataris are giving him a $400 million bribe.
May 12, 2025 at 3:03 AM
I just want a reporter to ask Trump “what would you expect to get in return if you gave someone a plane”
DHS also seems to have scrubbed this from the Wayback Machine — the cache history now only goes back to April 4 and it’s all Access Denied.
I’d be interested in reading a story around a FOIA request for this @wired.com
I’d be interested in reading a story around a FOIA request for this @wired.com
Hmm. That's odd. The feds have restricted the page that's supposed to list the awards handed out to DHS (and Border Patrol) employees last year.
April 25, 2025 at 4:59 PM
DHS also seems to have scrubbed this from the Wayback Machine — the cache history now only goes back to April 4 and it’s all Access Denied.
I’d be interested in reading a story around a FOIA request for this @wired.com
I’d be interested in reading a story around a FOIA request for this @wired.com