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Auntie Joan
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Miserable farm kid who escaped into books. Tangata Tiriti. Grim public servant who’s too old for this shit. Occasional plant post 🌱🇳🇿
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It's that time again!
Time to vote for your favourite NZ plant

www.nzpcn.org.nz/flora/favour...
Favourite plant vote
www.nzpcn.org.nz
November 19, 2025 at 7:50 AM
Starting to see more and more analysis like this - a cutting piece by Carole Cadwalladr on the broligarchy and the AI circle-jerk and it’s finances

when this bubble bursts it’s gonna be ugly
NEW: Welcome to the Great AI Bubble. Yes, it’s here. And yes, it’s going to burst.

It’s also got way more in common with the Epstein scandal than you really want to know.

open.substack.com/pub/broligar...
The Great AI Bubble
Yes, it's a bubble. And yes, it's going to burst.
open.substack.com
November 16, 2025 at 4:51 PM
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‘These companies are stealing every scrap of data they can find, throwing compute[r] power at it, draining our aquifers of water and our national grids of electricity and all we have so far is some software that you can’t trust not to make things up.’
November 16, 2025 at 11:41 AM
Went out for a drink, and a group of old gnarled bikers bought us Pinot Gris in exchange for taking our table in the sun at the pub and I’m not to proud to be bribed with booze by elderly men in leather
November 16, 2025 at 2:54 AM
“A democracy is held together not by statutes alone but by the character of leaders who know that power is lent, not owned. Once that character is lost, leadership fragments, especially among new, or new to New Zealand, public servants.”

A simple, clear, chilling summary
#nzpol
“We have a government willing to reshape constitutional understandings without genuine consultation, careful process, or respect for long-standing norms.” — Mark Feary.
The slow demolition of our democracy | E-Tangata
“We have a government willing to reshape constitutional understandings without genuine consultation, careful process, or respect for long-standing norms.” — Mark Feary.
e-tangata.co.nz
November 15, 2025 at 9:31 PM
Had a friend come round with her puppy who had diarrhoea all over our floor which has led to having the north windows open in the lounge today and it’s really blowy out there if you are exposed to the northerly

#obviouslyworthit
November 15, 2025 at 3:04 AM
We’ve sort of started house hunting and I’m approaching each one with *will this suit a cat? which means this could take some time
November 14, 2025 at 11:41 PM
At the end of a very busy week this is the shot I needed to see

I used to live down there, walking or running that beach in all weathers - watching the old posts fading in and out of waves or mist or bright sun

Love Ōtepoti Dunedin
Summer vibes from Whakahekerau St Clair beach a few years back before they all disappeared.

Ōtepoti Dunedin, NZ

#Nikon #Photography
November 14, 2025 at 4:50 AM
Crap I’m considering grow lights for my houseplants which I assume is a descension into full houseplant shennigans

🌱🇳🇿
October 31, 2025 at 9:43 PM
I woke up to my feed being full of pictures of the type of toilet Abraham Lincoln would have used
October 31, 2025 at 7:51 PM
My grumpy child-disinterested tradie partner came home with a sack of lollies and has made up baggies *just in case*

getting soft in his old age or intending to eat a shit load of chocolate tonight

#halloween #aotearoa
October 31, 2025 at 4:49 AM
My partner was given this dessert wine by a bloke he occasionally works with. The bloke, Shanne, says his granddad makes all kinds of wine. This one is tamarillo. IT IS AMAZING.

When the apocalypse comes, Shanne from Auckland’s grandad is going to make a killing.
October 27, 2025 at 5:24 AM
Ah shit, this isn’t good.

It’s a really good time to check if you’ve been vaccinated and to book a vaccine if you haven’t. It’s free for many and can be done at a pharmacy. Ideal is two doses, at least a month apart
We have confirmed two new #measles cases in NZ today, with a Cook Strait ferry among listed exposure locations.

Check your immunisation status (you need 2 doses of MMR). Book a vaccine: bookmyvaccine.nz

Full details and exposure locations: tewhatuora.govt.nz/corporate-in...
October 23, 2025 at 6:01 AM
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NZ is in the middle of an extreme weather event.

Climate change makes these winds, storms, fires and floods more frequent and intense.

Right now, the Luxon Govt is actively undermining global efforts to reduce climate pollution.

Hold them accountable.
October 23, 2025 at 4:42 AM
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Damn, I read Judith's letter! I'll leave the politics to others, but, lord, the Govt spending stuff is REALLY BAD! I'll try and keep this short.
First up, this bare-faced lie. The countries in the pink circle have a similar-sized economy to NZ. Govt spending is a lot higher in all but one . [🧵 1/n]
October 19, 2025 at 8:49 AM
Hey Kāpiti 🌱 🌱people, I’m trying to find a Cornstalk Dracaena … tried Mitre Ten and Harrison’s but no luck … any ideas?
October 18, 2025 at 12:27 AM
If you are getting up for the train this morning in Kāpiti, you may want to go back to bed
October 14, 2025 at 5:39 PM
Today is the most cup of tea and a book on the couch day we’ve had in ages, it feels like squalls have been coming through for about twenty hour hours non stop
October 11, 2025 at 12:15 AM
I just said to my partner, yes but the REAL time is 6pm and he said exist in the here and now my love, EXIST IN THE HERE AND NOW

#daylightsaving 🇳🇿
September 28, 2025 at 6:09 AM
Made my first moss pole. Yes, it is the size of a restaurant kebab. That small golden pothos better climb it like a monkey. 🌱🇳🇿
September 27, 2025 at 10:51 PM
Do you reckon we are ever going to stop doing day light saving?
September 27, 2025 at 7:19 PM
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"If you are neutral in situations of injustice, you have chosen the side of the oppressor. If an elephant has its foot on the tail of a mouse, and you say that you are neutral, the mouse will not appreciate your neutrality."

- Desmond Tutu
September 27, 2025 at 6:03 AM
Loving the sun being out on the train ride home on a Friday night
September 26, 2025 at 6:01 AM
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New Zealand prevaricates on whether to recognise Palestine as a state, or not.
My Stuff #cartoon today #NZpol #Palestine #Gaza
September 23, 2025 at 6:58 PM
Currently engaged in how the hell do I avoid Christmas planning which seems early but I need to get on it before the It is Christmas [insert obligation] people start asking what I’m doing
September 23, 2025 at 12:09 AM