AttemptedFlock
@attemptedflock.bsky.social
Reader, felinophile, smart-ass, lesbian, liberal, and so many other things. She/her.
And I looked it up to see if it was real because, you know, internet. Not only is it real, they have a lady sexily taking a bite with way too much lip sucking action. Yeah, mama, munch on that period pad........
April 24, 2025 at 12:52 PM
And I looked it up to see if it was real because, you know, internet. Not only is it real, they have a lady sexily taking a bite with way too much lip sucking action. Yeah, mama, munch on that period pad........
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March 5, 2025 at 3:53 AM
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I've called American politics a death cult before, but this beggars understanding. They are gorging themselves on misery for no reason but a love of human pain and annihilation.
February 27, 2025 at 8:42 PM
I've called American politics a death cult before, but this beggars understanding. They are gorging themselves on misery for no reason but a love of human pain and annihilation.
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Why is it that any time a health care professional asks me to breathe, it's suddenly a foreign concept? You want me to put air where now?
February 17, 2025 at 8:48 PM
Why is it that any time a health care professional asks me to breathe, it's suddenly a foreign concept? You want me to put air where now?
Freezing rain has turned my entire (not at all small) yard into a skim milk bog!
February 11, 2025 at 10:20 PM
Freezing rain has turned my entire (not at all small) yard into a skim milk bog!
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It was literally an American Flag made on the backs of black men. It's ok if you didn't get it.
there's nothing subversive about performing at the super bowl especially not on a stage full of American flag iconography, can we not do this. it's gonna be the "Beyonce super bowl Black panther cosplay" discourse all over again
Kendrick’s American flag motif at THIS MOMENT is subversive. Yes, yes, yes.
February 11, 2025 at 2:56 PM
It was literally an American Flag made on the backs of black men. It's ok if you didn't get it.
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when yall see conservatives say “DEI” you can just replace it with the n-word to understand what they really mean
February 10, 2025 at 3:02 AM
when yall see conservatives say “DEI” you can just replace it with the n-word to understand what they really mean
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I worry that my struggle with Seran Wrap reflects poorly on my intellect
February 4, 2025 at 5:59 PM
I worry that my struggle with Seran Wrap reflects poorly on my intellect
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When someone dares to call me a blasphemous heathen, I tell them that they're very perceptive
February 3, 2025 at 11:10 PM
When someone dares to call me a blasphemous heathen, I tell them that they're very perceptive
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January 31, 2025 at 4:42 AM
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Gonna tell the kids this was RFK Jr.
January 29, 2025 at 7:47 PM
Gonna tell the kids this was RFK Jr.
What ICE is doing is pure evil. Christian hypocrisy at its finest.
January 28, 2025 at 2:14 PM
What ICE is doing is pure evil. Christian hypocrisy at its finest.
My favorite coworker!
January 24, 2025 at 6:19 PM
My favorite coworker!
I'd say go confirm this for yourself, but we all know that if you need to, you're not smart enough to. Hey, girl, hey...
January 23, 2025 at 8:29 PM
I'd say go confirm this for yourself, but we all know that if you need to, you're not smart enough to. Hey, girl, hey...
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Oh wow, they brought back 2020 doomscrolling. They’ll remake anything these days.
January 21, 2025 at 1:13 AM
Oh wow, they brought back 2020 doomscrolling. They’ll remake anything these days.
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Deep breath, America. We can do this.
January 20, 2025 at 5:00 PM
Deep breath, America. We can do this.
Karen Kilgariff's voice is my kink.
January 18, 2025 at 1:57 AM
Karen Kilgariff's voice is my kink.
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I can’t believe we’re waiting for the President Elect to be criminally sentenced today
January 10, 2025 at 2:25 PM
I can’t believe we’re waiting for the President Elect to be criminally sentenced today
So they just need to put Bob on every reality show, yeah?
January 10, 2025 at 4:24 PM
So they just need to put Bob on every reality show, yeah?