And I looked it up to see if it was real because, you know, internet. Not only is it real, they have a lady sexily taking a bite with way too much lip sucking action. Yeah, mama, munch on that period pad........

Freezing rain has turned my entire (not at all small) yard into a skim milk bog!

What ICE is doing is pure evil. Christian hypocrisy at its finest.

My favorite coworker!

I'd say go confirm this for yourself, but we all know that if you need to, you're not smart enough to. Hey, girl, hey...

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I always wait until I'm home from work to watch on YT and now I cannot wait!

So they just need to put Bob on every reality show, yeah?

"The key to a swollen vagina is...courage."
-Katya Zamolodchikova

Katya on stage at Jacques Bar.

The company I keep: A friend just had 4 large heads of cabbage dashed to the front desk of my office building for me because she thought it would be funny*.

*As it turns out, mass confusion is very funny.