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Witch-King
@astijl.bsky.social
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Just here to brag about my sister’s seafood-based Christmas ornament making skills.
November 30, 2025 at 2:47 PM
Knitting, but with sensory problems, so you have to click the needles together five times every couple of stitches and drive needle tips into fingertips, to dispel the horrible feeling in your fingers and brain 😵‍💫
November 27, 2025 at 3:55 AM
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The three genders (men, women, and cashmere)
November 26, 2025 at 2:57 AM
Singing, missing this dog, etc etc
November 24, 2025 at 5:03 AM
Stop the presses stop the presses there’s a new little Cinnabonk location by the Bonkchonk and that’s inordinately convenient for me.
November 23, 2025 at 1:29 AM
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The abyss, it stares back
November 20, 2025 at 12:22 AM
Such sweet snout, my little adventure friend
November 17, 2025 at 1:21 PM
you’ve heard of toad in the hole now get ready for frog in a log
November 17, 2025 at 4:42 AM
In you uù un in tr
November 14, 2025 at 8:50 AM
My work machine, mouse, and monitors are on the fritz today, and I’m blaming it on the CME.
November 12, 2025 at 9:46 PM
More like mag-neato-sphere, amiriteyall
November 12, 2025 at 5:40 AM
Mine too!
November 12, 2025 at 3:26 AM
This is so stupid.
November 10, 2025 at 4:38 AM
Baby’s first snow!
November 9, 2025 at 8:00 AM
Blink mf
November 8, 2025 at 7:09 PM
I have the song that plays when Lizzie McGuire tries on all of Franca Dimontecatini’s clothes stuck in my head.
November 8, 2025 at 1:29 AM
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Amplifying a MASSIVE benefit of what UBI & universal healthcare could do for people trapped in abusive relationships.
Be nice if you could break up with someone without it being financially ruinous
November 7, 2025 at 5:15 PM
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November 6, 2025 at 4:50 AM
La luna está llena, mi cama vacía
November 6, 2025 at 2:50 AM
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If George Floyd's life and death kinda sorta mattered, Amir Locke's life sure the fuck did not matter to the voters of this city. That is abysmal when you think of it.
November 5, 2025 at 11:36 PM
November 5, 2025 at 7:02 PM
Continuing the trend of miserable post election awoo days.
November 5, 2025 at 6:35 PM
hey wtf
I’m honestly kind of disappointed that so many of my neighbors voted this way.
November 5, 2025 at 3:58 AM
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it would be so unnerving for me if I lived in ward 12 in Minneapolis and had to accept that 5,000 of my neighbors voted for becka thompson
November 5, 2025 at 3:48 AM
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I’m honestly kind of disappointed that so many of my neighbors voted this way.
November 5, 2025 at 3:31 AM