Spicy Alien Meat
@ashyknuckles.bsky.social
Tell your dog I said 😤🏃🏾♀️
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That coochie went platinum.
If you ever eat some coochie with Grey hair on it just know you dealing with an accomplished veteran of love
November 20, 2025 at 6:33 AM
That coochie went platinum.
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THIS is why my spiel about formula is "If it's commercially prepared it's *probably* safe."
Your regular reminder that I'm a big big fan of community milk sharing because trying to otherwise homebrew your own infant nutrition is an much worse idea than taking your chances with the supply chain.
Your regular reminder that I'm a big big fan of community milk sharing because trying to otherwise homebrew your own infant nutrition is an much worse idea than taking your chances with the supply chain.
As cases of potentially deadly botulism in babies who drank ByHeart infant formula continue to grow, state officials say they are still finding the recalled product on some store shelves.
As infant botulism cases climb to 31, recalled ByHeart baby formula is still on some store shelves | CNN
As cases of potentially deadly botulism in babies who drank ByHeart infant formula continue to grow, state officials say they are still finding the recalled product on some store shelves.
cnn.it
November 20, 2025 at 12:08 AM
THIS is why my spiel about formula is "If it's commercially prepared it's *probably* safe."
Your regular reminder that I'm a big big fan of community milk sharing because trying to otherwise homebrew your own infant nutrition is an much worse idea than taking your chances with the supply chain.
Your regular reminder that I'm a big big fan of community milk sharing because trying to otherwise homebrew your own infant nutrition is an much worse idea than taking your chances with the supply chain.
That spicy asshole soap gets you everytime.
November 20, 2025 at 12:13 AM
That spicy asshole soap gets you everytime.
Do blasians still exist?
November 19, 2025 at 11:57 PM
Do blasians still exist?
music.apple.com/us/album/so-... I have played this song like 8 times in 24 hours
So Easy (To Fall In Love) by Olivia Dean on Apple Music
Song · 2025 · Duration 2:49
music.apple.com
November 19, 2025 at 10:36 PM
music.apple.com/us/album/so-... I have played this song like 8 times in 24 hours
There's a high chance that I will walk into sprouts and find all of these....
Because it happens every single time.
It's no shade to the shopper (usually)
Because it happens every single time.
It's no shade to the shopper (usually)
November 19, 2025 at 9:11 PM
There's a high chance that I will walk into sprouts and find all of these....
Because it happens every single time.
It's no shade to the shopper (usually)
Because it happens every single time.
It's no shade to the shopper (usually)
Lawdddd I got some things
November 19, 2025 at 9:02 PM
Lawdddd I got some things
I went to HS with the one in the middle and it provided a good amount of belly laughs to my hs bestie friend group.
This reminds me of the Tupac meetup on Twitter lmaoooooo. I will never delete this pic from my phone 🤣🤣🤣🤣
November 19, 2025 at 7:24 PM
I went to HS with the one in the middle and it provided a good amount of belly laughs to my hs bestie friend group.
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We not.
So why we paying back student loans if the Department of Education getting shutdown?
November 19, 2025 at 6:08 PM
We not.
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No shade no tea but women/fems can't fix nor remedy the patriarchy any more than non-white people can fix white supremacy. Men really are the ones in charge of being on the forefront of dismantling patriarchy.
November 19, 2025 at 12:20 PM
No shade no tea but women/fems can't fix nor remedy the patriarchy any more than non-white people can fix white supremacy. Men really are the ones in charge of being on the forefront of dismantling patriarchy.
The labubu trend is happening a lot longer than I expected.
November 19, 2025 at 2:14 AM
The labubu trend is happening a lot longer than I expected.
Like you are surviving off iced coffee and half a taco
November 18, 2025 at 5:52 AM
Like you are surviving off iced coffee and half a taco
I'm so annoyed but like... unjustified at
November 18, 2025 at 5:51 AM
I'm so annoyed but like... unjustified at
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I really like wearing a scarf around my head.
It looks like a hijabi. Hijabi is in the product description of scarves I like.
I like hijabis.
It looks like a hijabi. Hijabi is in the product description of scarves I like.
I like hijabis.
November 14, 2025 at 10:50 PM
I really like wearing a scarf around my head.
It looks like a hijabi. Hijabi is in the product description of scarves I like.
I like hijabis.
It looks like a hijabi. Hijabi is in the product description of scarves I like.
I like hijabis.
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So, now we're combining religious psychosis with AI psychosis.
Cool. Cool. Cool.
Cool. Cool. Cool.
The app Text With Jesus uses artificial intelligence and chatbots to offer spiritual guidance to users who are looking to connect with a higher power: on.nbc10.com/7XM8xrf
People can text with Jesus on a controversial new app. How does it work?
Artificial intelligence app Text With Jesus lets users chat with biblical figures and it is raising debate over faith and technology.
on.nbc10.com
November 14, 2025 at 10:09 PM
So, now we're combining religious psychosis with AI psychosis.
Cool. Cool. Cool.
Cool. Cool. Cool.
Dear Apple, the UI of the FaceTime app is ridiculous. Give me a list view. wtf.
November 11, 2025 at 11:35 PM
Dear Apple, the UI of the FaceTime app is ridiculous. Give me a list view. wtf.
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If she could cook it would have been monetized by now, so no.
Do you guys think Kim K can cook?
November 7, 2025 at 3:15 PM
If she could cook it would have been monetized by now, so no.
I'm on the toilet and my cat expects me to play fetch.
November 11, 2025 at 4:40 AM
I'm on the toilet and my cat expects me to play fetch.
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Uh cuzzos… he made fried SHARK nuggets.. not gonna lie. I’m gonna try it. Jaws be taking a bite out of us so why can’t we take a bite out of them?! He said it tastes like salmon in his caption. I’ll try any dish once.
November 10, 2025 at 11:36 PM
Uh cuzzos… he made fried SHARK nuggets.. not gonna lie. I’m gonna try it. Jaws be taking a bite out of us so why can’t we take a bite out of them?! He said it tastes like salmon in his caption. I’ll try any dish once.
Jurassic world rebirth is already annoying me.
If I rescued you and your family, don't worry about what I'm doing on my boat. yours is sinking to the bottom of the ocean. Sit back.
If I rescued you and your family, don't worry about what I'm doing on my boat. yours is sinking to the bottom of the ocean. Sit back.
November 11, 2025 at 12:30 AM
Jurassic world rebirth is already annoying me.
If I rescued you and your family, don't worry about what I'm doing on my boat. yours is sinking to the bottom of the ocean. Sit back.
If I rescued you and your family, don't worry about what I'm doing on my boat. yours is sinking to the bottom of the ocean. Sit back.
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Or whatever that Band-Aid commercial said
I don’t bother nobody and I don’t let nobody bother me 🤗
November 10, 2025 at 11:44 PM
Or whatever that Band-Aid commercial said
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I'm not a govt worker, but to me it'd be even more of an insult that I had to miss 3 paychecks and yall got even less now than you were holding out for in the beginning. Bc if that was the case, you could've just signed them papers weeks ago.
November 10, 2025 at 12:37 PM
I'm not a govt worker, but to me it'd be even more of an insult that I had to miss 3 paychecks and yall got even less now than you were holding out for in the beginning. Bc if that was the case, you could've just signed them papers weeks ago.
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A 40 day shutdown for nothing.
November 10, 2025 at 1:20 PM
A 40 day shutdown for nothing.
Not only is it not 11pm.. it's not even 10pm.
November 10, 2025 at 5:03 AM
Not only is it not 11pm.. it's not even 10pm.