sweatin' to the Oldies (threshing wheat under the noon sun while my love plays Greensleeves on the lute)

I’m afraid of escalators and pussy

I'm looking for a multibrangular cloud software solution

Can't. I have to look up some things in my encyclopedia

they sliding all night over on trombonesky

you may know him as Christopher Walken but i call him chris walky because we’re close like that

Welcome, teens coming here from tiktok. I think you’ll find that through the magic of the written word I am able to craft sentences that are as vivid and compelling as any short-form video!

you wanna live to 100, i have rigged a piano to fall on me as soon as i finish this skeet we are not the same

František Kupka, Red and Blue Disks, 1911? (dated on painting 1911-12)

https://botfrens.com/collections/14377/contents/1134935

RIP David Lynch. I loved him dearly.

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i always consult my cabal of ‘most miserable and emotionally detached posters’ before choosing if i should publicly enjoy something

i'm just so bummed im not generating profit for someone rn 😢

jay-z: I got ninety-nine probl-

me: omg just round up dude

while i do not count myself among the ranks of perverts, i respect and laud their efforts. such devotion to a craft is worthy of praise. as for my part, all of my desires are perfectly normal.

A little bit of bulgur in my life
A little bit of tabouli by my side
A little bit of hummus is all I need
A little bit of couscous’s what I see
A little bit tahini in the sun
A little pickled sumac all night long
A little bit of labneh, here I am
A little bit of you makes me your man (ah)

i like firefox and women