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Asher Reese
@asherreese.bsky.social
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3rd grade penmanship award winner. Michigan. Half centaur. Sometimes I’m funny. Cooking. Fan of dogs and horror movies. Not a fan of Applebees. INTP. Been told I’m “bomb.com” by 2016 Sarahah review. Blah blah blah
August 9, 2024 at 11:33 PM
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U.S. Olympians are using their trip to the Olympics to get the basic preventative healthcare they can’t afford to get in the U.S.

We should be embarrassed that we’re the only industrialized country without universal healthcare — all because lobbyists pay off our politicians.
U.S. Athletes Are Taking Full Advantage of Free Healthcare in Olympic Village
Women’s rugby player Ariana Ramsey’s videos showcasing her appointments have gone viral, and now many others are making good use of Paris's medical services.
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August 8, 2024 at 7:47 PM
Steve Martin as Tim Walz and Zach Galifianakis as JD Vance for SNL VP Debate sketch. Book it, Lorne!
August 7, 2024 at 4:41 PM
Tim Walz is like that dad on a sitcom who is goofy and does ridiculous things embarrassing his family but at the end of the episode shows his loving and compassionate side.
August 7, 2024 at 11:35 AM
i don’t miss twitter. but i do miss some of my twitter followers who i genuinely enjoyed talking to more than real life people 😕
August 3, 2024 at 2:01 PM
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Okay NOW I care about the Olympics
July 31, 2024 at 5:03 PM
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At Olive Garden, you’re family. Which explains the shitty food cuz my real family hates me, too.
July 27, 2024 at 10:39 PM
UPDATE: after finally getting in touch with my insurance and my doctor, i can confirm that after doctor gave proper authorization, my antidepressant now only cost $190. i hate our healthcare system.
can someone who understands private health insurance tell me why my antidepressant went from $15 to $280 after doctor approved to increase dosage by 50 mg?
July 27, 2024 at 11:39 AM
it’s me vs mosquitos in tonight’s 5K
July 26, 2024 at 6:22 PM
this is the futurama liberals want
July 25, 2024 at 11:47 PM
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rest in peas
July 25, 2024 at 4:00 PM
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boss: why are you late?

me: why are you so obsessed with me?
March 20, 2024 at 3:52 AM
with Hulk Hogan speaking at the RNC, i wish The Iron Sheik were still alive to speak at DNC just to spend his few minutes cutting a promo saying HOGAN IS A JABRONI SON OF BITCH AND I WILL BREAK HIS FUCKING MAGA NECK!
July 23, 2024 at 11:34 PM
the new maintenance guy keeps calling me “Ashton” and i don’t know how to tell him that my name is Asher
July 23, 2024 at 7:20 PM
seen during my jog the other day
July 23, 2024 at 5:14 PM
imagine if vp kamala harris joins protestors tomorrow at the capitol in denouncing netanyahu’s genocide.
July 23, 2024 at 3:33 PM
today has been such a monday
July 22, 2024 at 4:52 PM
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Hey other white people, reminder that if you see/hear people you know calling Harris a “DEI candidate” you should ask them to spell out exactly what they mean
July 21, 2024 at 7:27 PM
more like Joe BYE-den

*post skeet*
July 21, 2024 at 6:31 PM
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If you're not soaking wet by the end, did you even wash dishes?
July 16, 2024 at 12:11 AM
remember when trump almost got assassinated?
July 20, 2024 at 8:53 PM