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Asher Reese
@asherreese.bsky.social
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3rd grade penmanship award winner. Michigan. Half centaur. Sometimes I’m funny. Cooking. Fan of dogs and horror movies. Not a fan of Applebees. INTP. Been told I’m “bomb.com” by 2016 Sarahah review. Blah blah blah
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black background with scratch lettering saying i hate me too
August 9, 2024 at 11:33 PM
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was this at the Carter home?
joe biden kneeling next to Rosalyn Carter who is sitting in a chair in the living room where joe looks gigantic compared tot he furniture and Rosalyn
July 31, 2024 at 3:18 PM
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this is the futurama liberals want
iphone notification from the weather channel app titled “Cocaine Sharks (Really)” and then saying “This isn’t a movie plot, sharks are actually testing positive for cocaine. Here’s where.”
July 25, 2024 at 11:47 PM
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seen during my jog the other day
sidewalk with tree in front of house that has upside down american flag waving and a yard sign saying “don’t blame me for voting for trump”
July 23, 2024 at 5:14 PM
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so brave for saying this back in 2000.
Shia Labeouf from the show Even Stevens saying “And is it fair that Pluto has to live in a dog house, while Goofy who is also gets to drive around and play golf with Mickey?”
July 19, 2024 at 1:27 PM
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when the first cool Fall breeze hits:
white girl in black dress deep throating pumpkin stem
July 15, 2024 at 10:35 PM
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the they start putting signs up advertising for the Spirit Halloween store opening in the shopping plaza by my apartment
salem the cat from tv show sabrina the teenage withch wearing white cloth with holes cut out for eyes and ears and the cat saying boo
July 14, 2024 at 9:10 PM
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timeline cleanse
Waffle, a goldendoodle dog, lying on white throw pillows sleeping
July 14, 2024 at 12:05 AM
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Butler, PA
commercial of old guy in fishing gear with fishing pole in clothing store saying “oh, you almost had it”
July 13, 2024 at 11:47 PM
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whether it is the real world or the Silent Hill dimension, Rose was speaking truth.
Rose, a blonde woman, saying “fuck you, you stupid cop” as she is handcuffed by Cybil, a cop from the movie Silent Hill
July 8, 2024 at 1:11 AM
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president biden in the next debate:
the grandpa from the original texas chainsaw massacre sitting outside in a wooden rocking chair dressed in shit and tie with white dry wrinkly skin
July 6, 2024 at 12:35 PM
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everyone at the family BBQ:
five fish from Sponegbob starting in disappointment
July 4, 2024 at 6:46 PM
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#FourthOfJuly
you’re laughing meme of robert de niro in gray suit looking at camera and text saying you’re celebrating. we got a racist asshole criminal and a genocide-funding clueless skeleton running fire president and you’re celebrating.
July 4, 2024 at 5:15 PM
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Fourth of July starter pack
a white air conditioner unit by brand Midea a jar of orange foam ear plugs by brand equate saying ultimate fit earplugs on label bluesky social logo with light blue background and a silhouette of a white butterfly a garbage can on with an american flag in it that is on fire
July 2, 2024 at 12:09 PM
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an adorable raccoon standing in front of an orange sky while wearing a chef hat and white caption saying today’s menu: kisses
July 2, 2024 at 9:08 AM
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steve harvey laughing and then another pic of steve harvey looking concerned with caption saying when the debate memes are funny but then u rememebrr this is the state of our country rn
July 1, 2024 at 7:49 PM
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a disappointed ronald mcdonald with white face paint and red dnkse and mouth and yellow caption saying just about mcfucking had it
June 30, 2024 at 9:18 PM
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what is your favorite black and white movie?
Black and white scene from movie Psycho where Norman Bates looks up with menacing smile
June 30, 2024 at 1:22 AM
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me and who?
a pale white arm and hand reaching down to a black demonic looking hand reaching above
June 26, 2024 at 12:25 AM
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the card i got for my grandpa’s birthday.

*ba dum tss*
a funny card with white lettering saying “I’m sorry, it’s just a card again.” and a picture of a green cardigan
June 23, 2024 at 11:44 PM
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seen at Lansing Pride
“Free Palestine!” written in blue chalk on pavement
June 23, 2024 at 12:21 AM
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Happy Pride from Lansing, Michigan!
cloudy skies but wonderful day at Lansing’s Pride event. Stage outside with banner saying Lansing Pride and rainbow balloons with people in crowd
June 22, 2024 at 9:55 PM
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me trying to relax in this heat:
a girl from a drug commercial melted flat on a couch
June 22, 2024 at 12:01 PM
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PSA: Saw 1-7 are available on Disney+
Disney Plus search showing movies Saw 1-7 are available to stream
June 17, 2024 at 2:54 PM
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bone apple teeth
a 14 inch pan with penne pasta in a cheese sauce with shredded gruyère and shredded white cheddar on top with french fried onions
June 16, 2024 at 6:05 PM