Art Vandelay
@artvandelay.bsky.social
Architect, Importer/Exporter, Latex Salesperson, Marine Biologist.
make a band less mild
Yngwie J. Malmsteen’s Maximum Force
Yngwie J. Malmsteen’s Maximum Force
make a band less mild
hyperpartisan milk hotel
hyperpartisan milk hotel
make a band less mild
ten thousand fuckin maniacs
ten thousand fuckin maniacs
June 15, 2024 at 2:30 AM
make a band less mild
Yngwie J. Malmsteen’s Maximum Force
Yngwie J. Malmsteen’s Maximum Force
make a band less mild
Aphex Twincest
Aphex Twincest
make a band less mild
ten thousand fuckin maniacs
ten thousand fuckin maniacs
make a band less mild
Red Hot Ghost Peppers
Red Hot Ghost Peppers
June 15, 2024 at 2:28 AM
make a band less mild
Aphex Twincest
Aphex Twincest
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911: what is your emergency
TRUMP: help i've felon and i can't get up
TRUMP: help i've felon and i can't get up
May 30, 2024 at 9:24 PM
911: what is your emergency
TRUMP: help i've felon and i can't get up
TRUMP: help i've felon and i can't get up
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this is just barbarism
successful conservative social policy is when an impoverished 13-year-old rape victim carries the pregnancy to term abcnews.go.com/amp/US/13-ye...
13-year-old rape victim has baby amid confusion over state's abortion ban
A 13-year-old rape victim in Mississippi carried her baby to term amid her family's confusion over whether she could get an abortion in the state.
abcnews.go.com
May 26, 2024 at 1:53 PM
this is just barbarism
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bad back safe ways to sit down
May 23, 2024 at 10:13 PM
bad back safe ways to sit down
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JK Rowling: What’s that?
Sunglass Hut Employee: Transitional lenses
JKR: *spits out coffee* They’re fucking WHAT
Sunglass Hut Employee: Transitional lenses
JKR: *spits out coffee* They’re fucking WHAT
May 18, 2024 at 2:45 AM
JK Rowling: What’s that?
Sunglass Hut Employee: Transitional lenses
JKR: *spits out coffee* They’re fucking WHAT
Sunglass Hut Employee: Transitional lenses
JKR: *spits out coffee* They’re fucking WHAT
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GENIE: your wish is my comma--
ME: CAN I TRAVEL BACK IN TIME TO WATCH THE NYPD COP PEPPERSPRAY HIMSELF
ME: CAN I TRAVEL BACK IN TIME TO WATCH THE NYPD COP PEPPERSPRAY HIMSELF
May 13, 2024 at 3:25 AM
GENIE: your wish is my comma--
ME: CAN I TRAVEL BACK IN TIME TO WATCH THE NYPD COP PEPPERSPRAY HIMSELF
ME: CAN I TRAVEL BACK IN TIME TO WATCH THE NYPD COP PEPPERSPRAY HIMSELF
Very happy to report that screenshot is out of date, as someone has updated his profile picture:
May 13, 2024 at 2:50 AM
Very happy to report that screenshot is out of date, as someone has updated his profile picture:
OK Wall Street Journal, you just bought yourself a gigantic defamation suit from top lawyers just as soon as they’re done destroying Business Insider and protecting Bill Ackman’s wife’s honor. Remember, it’s not plagiarism if it’s just Wikipedia!
May 11, 2024 at 9:42 PM
OK Wall Street Journal, you just bought yourself a gigantic defamation suit from top lawyers just as soon as they’re done destroying Business Insider and protecting Bill Ackman’s wife’s honor. Remember, it’s not plagiarism if it’s just Wikipedia!
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RFK is the only candidate who believes in lobal worming
May 8, 2024 at 11:03 PM
RFK is the only candidate who believes in lobal worming
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The Burial of the Count of Orgaz, by El Greco, 1586, 📸 via @MichelleSichak
May 7, 2024 at 3:46 AM
The Burial of the Count of Orgaz, by El Greco, 1586, 📸 via @MichelleSichak
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Five years ago, I Think You Should Leave was released.
Tim Robinson introduced his unhinged comedy series by having a character literally un-hinge a door rather than admit he should’ve pushed instead of pulled.
In doing so, he altered our brain chemistry, and for that we’re forever grateful.
Tim Robinson introduced his unhinged comedy series by having a character literally un-hinge a door rather than admit he should’ve pushed instead of pulled.
In doing so, he altered our brain chemistry, and for that we’re forever grateful.
April 23, 2024 at 9:14 PM
Five years ago, I Think You Should Leave was released.
Tim Robinson introduced his unhinged comedy series by having a character literally un-hinge a door rather than admit he should’ve pushed instead of pulled.
In doing so, he altered our brain chemistry, and for that we’re forever grateful.
Tim Robinson introduced his unhinged comedy series by having a character literally un-hinge a door rather than admit he should’ve pushed instead of pulled.
In doing so, he altered our brain chemistry, and for that we’re forever grateful.
@kilgoretrout.bsky.social why can’t we fans have nice things?!!!!!
April 21, 2024 at 12:52 AM
@kilgoretrout.bsky.social why can’t we fans have nice things?!!!!!
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I was not expecting the Pop-it Wikipedia to be such a roller coaster.
August 21, 2023 at 8:19 PM
I was not expecting the Pop-it Wikipedia to be such a roller coaster.
“The Imperium has a grain problem. Here’s why that’s bad news for Biden.”
–The NY Times review of Rebel Moon Part 2, probably.
–The NY Times review of Rebel Moon Part 2, probably.
April 20, 2024 at 2:14 AM
“The Imperium has a grain problem. Here’s why that’s bad news for Biden.”
–The NY Times review of Rebel Moon Part 2, probably.
–The NY Times review of Rebel Moon Part 2, probably.
5 minutes until Crimson Sky.
April 16, 2024 at 3:55 AM
5 minutes until Crimson Sky.
Man Musk really does not want people searching for posts *about* the Cybertruck.
April 14, 2024 at 10:30 PM
Man Musk really does not want people searching for posts *about* the Cybertruck.
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Quite possibly the greatest demake of all time, Halo 2600 digs deep into your subconscious to capture the vibe of Halo, on a console from 1977.
Fun Factor: 4/5
Vibe: 4/5
Fun Factor: 4/5
Vibe: 4/5
March 28, 2024 at 2:21 PM
Quite possibly the greatest demake of all time, Halo 2600 digs deep into your subconscious to capture the vibe of Halo, on a console from 1977.
Fun Factor: 4/5
Vibe: 4/5
Fun Factor: 4/5
Vibe: 4/5
