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And now we’re headed home. The singer is dirty ill and can’t do the show. Boooo.
Cardiff seems nice enough. The venue smells like a swimming pool.
December 7, 2025 at 2:50 PM
Cardiff seems nice enough. The venue smells like a swimming pool.
December 7, 2025 at 12:23 PM
I’m on my way to Cardiff on a tour bus. All the things I planned to do in Leeds did not happen because I was really hungover. I should go to bed really.
December 7, 2025 at 1:17 AM
I’m in Leeds and my head hurts.
December 6, 2025 at 10:04 AM
We deserved the point. We didn’t deserve to win. Plenty of pluses and plenty of minuses. We literally stood around watching their goal go in which fucked me right off. Much better than the weekend though. I still think we’re relegated but let’s go down fighting. IRONS!
December 4, 2025 at 10:22 PM
She’s going. Because it’s a rite of passage and we don’t want her to miss out. Get your GCSE results, go to Reading. It’s the way of the world.
Unless you’re me of course - fail your GCSEs and get grounded so you can’t go to Reading. Still quite salty about that one to be perfectly honest with you.
Loving all the old men shouting about how Reading is dead and “it used to be a rock festival” etc ad nauseam, and yet my 15 year old daughter (who it is actually aimed at) is fucking buzzing and desperate to go. Give it up lads. It’s not for you.
December 3, 2025 at 8:55 PM
Loving all the old men shouting about how Reading is dead and “it used to be a rock festival” etc ad nauseam, and yet my 15 year old daughter (who it is actually aimed at) is fucking buzzing and desperate to go. Give it up lads. It’s not for you.
December 2, 2025 at 8:08 PM
The best advent calendar ever.
December 1, 2025 at 8:29 PM
Sad to hear that Billy Bonds has left us. Thoughts to his family and friends. Going to be an emotional one over West Ham today.
November 30, 2025 at 12:19 PM
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Scandalous untrue rumours going around that J Clarkson’s Hawkstone stout is McGregor’s Forged stout remainder stock rebranded. What an awful untruth to be spreading…
November 28, 2025 at 5:03 PM
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You ask the public do they like hunting?

They say no.

Ask them if they like paedos.

They say no again.

How about tax avoiders?

No too.

What about people living off the state?

No!

And then you show them a family of lazy fox hunting paedo tax dodgers.

And they get their bunting out.
November 26, 2025 at 6:02 PM
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Right, doing the saying it out loud so it might actually happen thing.

Valley Guitar Repairs is coming soon. Guitars, basses, pedals, maybe amps if I know what I'm looking at. From a new jack to a full setup, I'll be doing it all.

DMs open, I'll set a dedicated account up soon

Please share x
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November 25, 2025 at 7:32 PM
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Three unrelated things
November 25, 2025 at 6:51 PM
I thought it was going to be sacrilege in all honesty, but this is a perfectly acceptable can of Guinness.
November 25, 2025 at 6:26 PM
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why has the term Big Irish Head become so ubiquitous when 'Gael Skull' was right there all along
November 4, 2025 at 7:09 PM
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And now…the gallery.

www.infinitebacon.com
November 22, 2025 at 10:06 AM
Just woke the cat up to tell her she’s not allowed sleep all evening and then suddenly need to go out at 11pm and then generally be a dick until the early hours because she’s not tired anymore. Unimpressed (doubly so as I accidentally used a flash).
November 21, 2025 at 6:45 PM
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This is Cole. He is a deaf service dog at Dr. William Mennies Elementary School. He just turned 9, and all of his students learned sign language to sing him happy birthday at a massive party. 14/10 for all (IG: colethedeafdog)
November 20, 2025 at 9:16 PM
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Have you ever wanted to know more about my songwriting? Of course you have! This video is for you (please watch all 37 seconds)
November 20, 2025 at 8:00 PM
Off to a gig, lads. Absolutely lathered in Deep Heat and chock full of Nurofen. I’ve got a seat on the train but it’s anyone’s guess if I’ll be able to get out of again. Living my best life.
The absolute best thing about being in your late 40s is the ability to put your back out and literally have no idea how you did it.
November 19, 2025 at 5:52 PM
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I wrote a Double Chorus newsletter about Saturday’s gig, covers the setlist, the band and my thank-yous list…
082/ The set list, the band, the thank-yous
Thank you so very much if you were there.
doublechorus.substack.com
November 19, 2025 at 3:10 PM
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It's coming to that time of year when people post their Spotify Wrapped on Social Media. So it's time to remind everyone, that nobody on Social Media gives a shit about your Spotify Wrapped.
November 19, 2025 at 10:55 AM
The absolute best thing about being in your late 40s is the ability to put your back out and literally have no idea how you did it.
November 18, 2025 at 8:43 PM