I’m on my way to Cardiff on a tour bus. All the things I planned to do in Leeds did not happen because I was really hungover. I should go to bed really.
December 7, 2025 at 1:17 AM
I’m on my way to Cardiff on a tour bus. All the things I planned to do in Leeds did not happen because I was really hungover. I should go to bed really.
The best advent calendar ever.
December 1, 2025 at 8:29 PM
The best advent calendar ever.
I thought it was going to be sacrilege in all honesty, but this is a perfectly acceptable can of Guinness.
November 25, 2025 at 6:26 PM
I thought it was going to be sacrilege in all honesty, but this is a perfectly acceptable can of Guinness.
Just woke the cat up to tell her she’s not allowed sleep all evening and then suddenly need to go out at 11pm and then generally be a dick until the early hours because she’s not tired anymore. Unimpressed (doubly so as I accidentally used a flash).
November 21, 2025 at 6:45 PM
Just woke the cat up to tell her she’s not allowed sleep all evening and then suddenly need to go out at 11pm and then generally be a dick until the early hours because she’s not tired anymore. Unimpressed (doubly so as I accidentally used a flash).
Two in a row motherfuckers. Unprecedented.
November 8, 2025 at 9:41 PM
Two in a row motherfuckers. Unprecedented.
Tomorrow, the best thing I’ve ever made at work is unleashed on the world. Both excited and weirdly nervous. I’m very lucky to do what I do and to work on this kind of project was a dream come true. Die cut, embossed, numbered, triple gatefold - all the bells and whistles. A true collectors item.
November 6, 2025 at 9:09 PM
Tomorrow, the best thing I’ve ever made at work is unleashed on the world. Both excited and weirdly nervous. I’m very lucky to do what I do and to work on this kind of project was a dream come true. Die cut, embossed, numbered, triple gatefold - all the bells and whistles. A true collectors item.
Sushi Sunday. Fuck yeah.
October 19, 2025 at 6:13 PM
Sushi Sunday. Fuck yeah.
Fucking West Ham. Again. What a load of old wank. We’re getting relegated.
September 20, 2025 at 6:04 PM
Fucking West Ham. Again. What a load of old wank. We’re getting relegated.
Day 4 of new tattoo and the bruising has kicked in. It’s been a long time since I had anything of significant size but as much as I never forgot how much it hurts I really forgot how much it hurts.
September 8, 2025 at 9:14 PM
Day 4 of new tattoo and the bruising has kicked in. It’s been a long time since I had anything of significant size but as much as I never forgot how much it hurts I really forgot how much it hurts.
I had loads of fun. He’s the nicest dude. Fuck it. I might delete this later but I’m so happy with it it needs to be seen.
September 5, 2025 at 6:34 PM
I had loads of fun. He’s the nicest dude. Fuck it. I might delete this later but I’m so happy with it it needs to be seen.
Lads. LADS! YEESSSSS!
August 23, 2025 at 7:15 PM
Lads. LADS! YEESSSSS!
Went over West Ham with the child tonight. Clearly a fucking disaster but we had a lot of fun. At one point she jumped to her feet and shouted “fuck off” at the ref and it might be the proudest moment of my life. She really hates Chelsea now. My job is done.
August 22, 2025 at 10:55 PM
Went over West Ham with the child tonight. Clearly a fucking disaster but we had a lot of fun. At one point she jumped to her feet and shouted “fuck off” at the ref and it might be the proudest moment of my life. She really hates Chelsea now. My job is done.
A nice bit of local guerrilla art
August 10, 2025 at 10:11 AM
A nice bit of local guerrilla art
We only went and fucking won on penalties. Booked tickets for the Chelsea game a week on Friday while coming home as she’s into it now and a night game against those cunts might be the catalyst to tip her over to a lifetime of dedicated misery. Great seats today but kids wanting punched just behind.
August 9, 2025 at 6:19 PM
We only went and fucking won on penalties. Booked tickets for the Chelsea game a week on Friday while coming home as she’s into it now and a night game against those cunts might be the catalyst to tip her over to a lifetime of dedicated misery. Great seats today but kids wanting punched just behind.
The way my tan stops at my fingers is weird. Makes my hand look dirty. Presumably proof I wander through life with balled fists. Also check out my fucking mosquito bite. That is unpleasant I can assure you.
August 7, 2025 at 4:30 PM
The way my tan stops at my fingers is weird. Makes my hand look dirty. Presumably proof I wander through life with balled fists. Also check out my fucking mosquito bite. That is unpleasant I can assure you.
We need these in England. Magnums billed as “after dinner”. They’re literally just a tiny Magnum and I’m here for it.
August 7, 2025 at 1:54 PM
We need these in England. Magnums billed as “after dinner”. They’re literally just a tiny Magnum and I’m here for it.
