Nick
@arardi.bsky.social
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Happy Valentine’s Day 💘
February 14, 2026 at 4:08 PM
Happy Valentine’s Day 💘
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To have consumed enough alcohol to crave stovetop popcorn, but not too much alcohol to *make* stovetop popcorn.
This is to have succeeded.
(Emerson would have written it if he'd thought of it.)
This is to have succeeded.
(Emerson would have written it if he'd thought of it.)
February 14, 2026 at 4:09 AM
To have consumed enough alcohol to crave stovetop popcorn, but not too much alcohol to *make* stovetop popcorn.
This is to have succeeded.
(Emerson would have written it if he'd thought of it.)
This is to have succeeded.
(Emerson would have written it if he'd thought of it.)
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12pm and I’m still feral :(
February 14, 2026 at 5:54 PM
12pm and I’m still feral :(
Thinking about threesomes.
February 14, 2026 at 12:12 AM
Thinking about threesomes.
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can’t post this one again until 2032
February 13, 2026 at 8:44 PM
can’t post this one again until 2032
How we’re gonna end up if y’all keep liking my photos:
February 13, 2026 at 7:59 PM
How we’re gonna end up if y’all keep liking my photos:
Does this fit make me look like a park ranger?
February 13, 2026 at 5:56 PM
Does this fit make me look like a park ranger?
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If *it* happens while I’m at work, I need one of you bitches to call me to override my phone’s DND
I will not miss the celebration on bsky
I will not miss the celebration on bsky
February 13, 2026 at 3:23 PM
If *it* happens while I’m at work, I need one of you bitches to call me to override my phone’s DND
I will not miss the celebration on bsky
I will not miss the celebration on bsky
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My favorite exchange on Twitter in the history of the site
February 12, 2026 at 5:53 AM
My favorite exchange on Twitter in the history of the site
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BREAKING: Brown-haired white guy with a mustache that keeps popping up on the Discover tab is actually three different homosexuals
May 4, 2025 at 2:53 AM
BREAKING: Brown-haired white guy with a mustache that keeps popping up on the Discover tab is actually three different homosexuals
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“We only play together” couple on Grindr
February 7, 2026 at 3:48 PM
“We only play together” couple on Grindr
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February 8, 2026 at 12:58 AM
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big fan of sports.
February 9, 2025 at 10:23 PM
big fan of sports.
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As Patton Oswalt said eloquently, it only takes one Nazi in a bar to turn it into a Nazi bar. Kudos to the bar management. If you’re in Vegas, please go support Bottled Blonde
Border Patrol boss Gregory Bovino tossed from Las Vegas bar
Former U.S. Border Patrol Commander-at-Large Gregory Bovino was reportedly asked to leave a Las Vegas bar out of safety concerns for the venue’s customers.
lasvegassun.com
February 6, 2026 at 4:20 PM
As Patton Oswalt said eloquently, it only takes one Nazi in a bar to turn it into a Nazi bar. Kudos to the bar management. If you’re in Vegas, please go support Bottled Blonde
A corduroy shirt and wool socks on the dance floor were… a choice.
February 7, 2026 at 4:39 AM
A corduroy shirt and wool socks on the dance floor were… a choice.
It’s… all women. 🤣😭
(Another) Heated Rivalry dance party tonight.
And people say Milwaukee isn’t a real city!
And people say Milwaukee isn’t a real city!
February 7, 2026 at 3:39 AM
It’s… all women. 🤣😭
(Another) Heated Rivalry dance party tonight.
And people say Milwaukee isn’t a real city!
And people say Milwaukee isn’t a real city!
February 7, 2026 at 12:45 AM
(Another) Heated Rivalry dance party tonight.
And people say Milwaukee isn’t a real city!
And people say Milwaukee isn’t a real city!
My neck beard grows too quickly. 😡
February 7, 2026 at 12:44 AM
My neck beard grows too quickly. 😡
All I want to do is get big and strong but I’m pretty sure my back injury is going to prevent that from ever happening. 😭
February 6, 2026 at 3:15 AM
All I want to do is get big and strong but I’m pretty sure my back injury is going to prevent that from ever happening. 😭