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@arardi.bsky.social
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*blushes like a slut* emoji
November 24, 2025 at 9:34 AM
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Cartoon of a small man sucking on a giant, hairy pec.
November 7, 2025 at 3:09 PM
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“Roommates”
Me and my husband as Bert and Ernie
November 1, 2025 at 5:15 AM
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Boo!
Me, flexing my mediocre bicep.
October 31, 2025 at 2:57 PM
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In 4 months, it’s over for hoes.
My weight steadily decreasing over the last few months.
October 27, 2025 at 9:47 PM
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Skeleton wearing a jock strap while on all fours in bed.
October 22, 2025 at 7:29 PM
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i ain’t reading all that i’m happy for u tho or sorry that happened
October 18, 2025 at 2:51 PM
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Proud of my completion of CEFR B1 and beginning B2!
Screenshot of a Spanish Duolingo score of 100. This equates to completing CEFR level B1. Duolingo currently goes up to B2 in Spanish which would be a Duolingo level of 130.
October 18, 2025 at 6:03 AM
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You and me when
October 10, 2025 at 10:26 PM
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Had a cortisone injection this morning and sent this to the family gc. I fear my parents / aunts are going to be thoroughly confused. 😅
“I lived bitch” meme
October 10, 2025 at 8:10 PM
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“Always has been” blank meme template
October 10, 2025 at 5:32 PM
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Amazing what a shave and shower can do.
Me doing the millennial ✌🏻 sign.
October 10, 2025 at 1:08 AM
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Is this a Spanglish dad joke?
WhatsApp screenshot: Person 1: Omg no way Me: Sí, güey
October 7, 2025 at 1:32 AM
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Lmaoooo
iPhone Notification Center Screenshot POV: You at halftime 🐰 🇵🇷 “i sHouLD hAvE leArNED mORE sPaNiSH”
October 6, 2025 at 9:52 PM
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She wants to be Sequoia so badly.
The lockscreen background image on my work’s Windows laptop showing a forest image from Finland titled “Magic Pinewood Lawn”
October 3, 2025 at 1:31 PM
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Mmm… nocturnal emission yogurt…
Fage’s Creamy Dreamy cultured dairy dessert.
October 2, 2025 at 5:52 PM
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Cartoon person running around the room absolutely feral
October 1, 2025 at 12:21 AM
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Get it!
The infamous Demon Twink™️ photo
September 25, 2025 at 2:54 AM
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Heard it was #biceptember
Me, curling an unimpressive 20 lb dumbbell, my nipple practically poking through my sleeveless tank. Arm flex, visible armpit hair.
September 25, 2025 at 2:19 AM
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Haters gonna hate
An Orange iPhone 17
September 19, 2025 at 6:52 PM
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Then I'll huff, and I'll puff, and I'll blow your house down boots!
Cunty Big Bad Wolf from The Three Little Pigs
September 19, 2025 at 2:06 AM
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Goodnight!
Me in bed. All that is visible between my Mexican-themed bedding is the lower half of my face, upper chest and one armpit. My entire body is covered in a frankly unnecessary—though always appreciated— amount of body hair.
September 13, 2025 at 4:51 AM
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A person, nervously sweating, with the shadow of what I can only assume is a set of tig ol’ bitties eclipsing their face.
September 10, 2025 at 2:59 AM
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A container of überlube
September 4, 2025 at 3:23 AM
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Not hating this overhead lighting.
August 30, 2025 at 8:02 PM