antiphrastic
@antiphrastic.bsky.social
she/her amateur enthusiast. addleminded. absurd. adhd. alliterative. adequately aged.
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doctor doctor
gimme the news
ive got an
unworn pair of baby shoes
gimme the news
ive got an
unworn pair of baby shoes
February 12, 2026 at 9:19 PM
doctor doctor
gimme the news
ive got an
unworn pair of baby shoes
gimme the news
ive got an
unworn pair of baby shoes
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You have to block them immediately. The full nuclear. They are only here to make folks angry, and that can’t happen if we lock them out.
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January 16, 2026 at 11:59 PM
You have to block them immediately. The full nuclear. They are only here to make folks angry, and that can’t happen if we lock them out.
Oh I see itnis trigaze day？perhaps itnis time for me to rewatch those videos about the fourth dimension so I can finish writing the lakehouse au, like i said ibl would do last summer
January 10, 2026 at 4:26 PM
Oh I see itnis trigaze day？perhaps itnis time for me to rewatch those videos about the fourth dimension so I can finish writing the lakehouse au, like i said ibl would do last summer
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January 10, 2026 at 6:11 AM
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A little owl doodle for a Tuesday afternoon
January 6, 2026 at 10:07 PM
A little owl doodle for a Tuesday afternoon
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I solved the 'it's still the Year of the Snake, but everyone thinks it's Year of the Horse' problem.
It's now the month of the Snorse.
#sygnin
It's now the month of the Snorse.
#sygnin
January 6, 2026 at 3:10 PM
I solved the 'it's still the Year of the Snake, but everyone thinks it's Year of the Horse' problem.
It's now the month of the Snorse.
#sygnin
It's now the month of the Snorse.
#sygnin
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Firework skull-birb sketch
January 2, 2026 at 9:32 PM
Firework skull-birb sketch
MERRY CHRISTMAS TO MEEEEEEEE
December 22, 2025 at 10:36 PM
MERRY CHRISTMAS TO MEEEEEEEE
Assuming the implication that it's not rewatchable because it was a bad film
8mm
8mm
December 10, 2025 at 12:42 PM
Assuming the implication that it's not rewatchable because it was a bad film
8mm
8mm
Yesterday, I was watching season 4 of leverage on prime.
Today, prime will only show me leverage:redemption. the other leverage is not in my continue watching and it doesnt show up in a search but the internt says it should be there and i definitely am wondering if i somehow turned the tv on wrong
Today, prime will only show me leverage:redemption. the other leverage is not in my continue watching and it doesnt show up in a search but the internt says it should be there and i definitely am wondering if i somehow turned the tv on wrong
November 27, 2025 at 5:33 AM
Yesterday, I was watching season 4 of leverage on prime.
Today, prime will only show me leverage:redemption. the other leverage is not in my continue watching and it doesnt show up in a search but the internt says it should be there and i definitely am wondering if i somehow turned the tv on wrong
Today, prime will only show me leverage:redemption. the other leverage is not in my continue watching and it doesnt show up in a search but the internt says it should be there and i definitely am wondering if i somehow turned the tv on wrong
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This might be an unpopular opinion but what this baby seal is doing is very special to me, personally.
November 18, 2025 at 4:49 PM
This might be an unpopular opinion but what this baby seal is doing is very special to me, personally.
Layers of soft linen and stiff jacquard are not easily punctured by tools meant for meat.
(After what is inarguably the worst evening of his life, Occtis still has to do laundry.)
#CriticalRoleCampaign4 #OcctisTachonis
🐺 792 words
🦊 gen
🐺 a post ep4 vignette I def should have posted before ep5
(After what is inarguably the worst evening of his life, Occtis still has to do laundry.)
#CriticalRoleCampaign4 #OcctisTachonis
🐺 792 words
🦊 gen
🐺 a post ep4 vignette I def should have posted before ep5
Tepid - antiphrastic - Critical Role: Aramán (Web Series) [Archive of Our Own]
An Archive of Our Own, a project of the Organization for Transformative Works
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November 8, 2025 at 1:02 AM
Layers of soft linen and stiff jacquard are not easily punctured by tools meant for meat.
(After what is inarguably the worst evening of his life, Occtis still has to do laundry.)
#CriticalRoleCampaign4 #OcctisTachonis
🐺 792 words
🦊 gen
🐺 a post ep4 vignette I def should have posted before ep5
(After what is inarguably the worst evening of his life, Occtis still has to do laundry.)
#CriticalRoleCampaign4 #OcctisTachonis
🐺 792 words
🦊 gen
🐺 a post ep4 vignette I def should have posted before ep5
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If you ever question if your fanfic is too self indulgent please remember that’s actually the point of fanfiction
November 6, 2025 at 2:56 AM
If you ever question if your fanfic is too self indulgent please remember that’s actually the point of fanfiction
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My translation of the Modu 2025 Extra (Part 1) is now up on my website!
Come scream about these disasters in the comments with me!
#SilentReading #Modu #默读 #jitd
Come scream about these disasters in the comments with me!
#SilentReading #Modu #默读 #jitd
Modu (默读）2025 Extra
Part 1: Write your first meaningful travel diary Fei Du himself denied the small matter of being a picky eater. He proclaimed that there was nothing he would categorically refuse to eat, he simply preferred certain flavours. Everyone had preferences, didn't they? Him having them too was perfectly ordinary. As for the mischief he made at the City Bureau cafeteria that one time, that was simply a joke.
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November 2, 2025 at 10:46 PM
My translation of the Modu 2025 Extra (Part 1) is now up on my website!
Come scream about these disasters in the comments with me!
#SilentReading #Modu #默读 #jitd
Come scream about these disasters in the comments with me!
#SilentReading #Modu #默读 #jitd
The day before I started kindergarten, my mom pulled me aside in the kitchen and said "You're going to hear a lot of things from other kids that is wrong, so I'm going to explain this to you" and then drew a diagram and explained.
"Do you have questions?"
"Can I have a snack?"
And that was that.
"Do you have questions?"
"Can I have a snack?"
And that was that.
did anyones parents *actually* talk to them about sex?
its been a plot point in like every TV show and movie about raising kids for like centuries at this point but does it actually happen?
i think "the birds and the bees" speech is entirely a ficticious construct
its been a plot point in like every TV show and movie about raising kids for like centuries at this point but does it actually happen?
i think "the birds and the bees" speech is entirely a ficticious construct
October 27, 2025 at 11:25 PM
The day before I started kindergarten, my mom pulled me aside in the kitchen and said "You're going to hear a lot of things from other kids that is wrong, so I'm going to explain this to you" and then drew a diagram and explained.
"Do you have questions?"
"Can I have a snack?"
And that was that.
"Do you have questions?"
"Can I have a snack?"
And that was that.
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Let's be voids with mama.
October 24, 2025 at 3:23 AM
Let's be voids with mama.
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October 10, 2025 at 3:29 PM
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October 16, 2025 at 1:47 PM
Imma go stab fluff into fanart for the rest of the day.
The risk of injury is significant, but the risk of posting something in response to what I THOUGHT was said instead of what was ACTUALLY said and then spending the next 20 years having intermittent panics about it will be greatly reduced.
The risk of injury is significant, but the risk of posting something in response to what I THOUGHT was said instead of what was ACTUALLY said and then spending the next 20 years having intermittent panics about it will be greatly reduced.
October 9, 2025 at 9:38 PM
Imma go stab fluff into fanart for the rest of the day.
The risk of injury is significant, but the risk of posting something in response to what I THOUGHT was said instead of what was ACTUALLY said and then spending the next 20 years having intermittent panics about it will be greatly reduced.
The risk of injury is significant, but the risk of posting something in response to what I THOUGHT was said instead of what was ACTUALLY said and then spending the next 20 years having intermittent panics about it will be greatly reduced.
Me usually: im not gonna engage with this popular post because I know myself and ive probably misread something or attached two non connected posts together and I dont wanna embarrass myself
Me, today: [cracks knuckles]
Me, today: [cracks knuckles]
October 9, 2025 at 9:34 PM
Me usually: im not gonna engage with this popular post because I know myself and ive probably misread something or attached two non connected posts together and I dont wanna embarrass myself
Me, today: [cracks knuckles]
Me, today: [cracks knuckles]
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wtaf are you talking about
October 9, 2025 at 6:50 PM
wtaf are you talking about
Not to be That Girl, but she's not even what I'd consider to be the Greatest Living White Female Lyricist from the US. I get that she's popular and well loved and she's got some bops, but Greatest? You dont need to be the Greatest at most things in order to be popular.
I also need to know: I am fairly middle-of-the-road on Taylor Swift but someone I know called her the Greatest Living Lyricist. She is not.
Who is yours? Either the greatest or your favorite?
Who is yours? Either the greatest or your favorite?
October 9, 2025 at 9:06 PM
Not to be That Girl, but she's not even what I'd consider to be the Greatest Living White Female Lyricist from the US. I get that she's popular and well loved and she's got some bops, but Greatest? You dont need to be the Greatest at most things in order to be popular.
...still havent finished inquisition. Made it to the well thing and put it down for 6 months. Finished the well thing and then confronted Flemeth and put it down again.
Now on to Inquisition, which I have started three or four times since it was released and never once finished.
October 1, 2025 at 10:16 PM
...still havent finished inquisition. Made it to the well thing and put it down for 6 months. Finished the well thing and then confronted Flemeth and put it down again.