Anonymous Eagle
@anonymouseagle.bsky.social
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Do you think every person in the Chiles Center would fit on the court for a storm
College hoops rocks because you really never know what a random night will deliver.
Portland just upset sixth-ranked Gonzaga 87-80 to beat the Bulldogs for the first time in 12 years. Portland's biggest win EVER. 22.5-point underdogs. Upset of the year? Portland ranks 345th in experience at KenPom!
Portland just upset sixth-ranked Gonzaga 87-80 to beat the Bulldogs for the first time in 12 years. Portland's biggest win EVER. 22.5-point underdogs. Upset of the year? Portland ranks 345th in experience at KenPom!
February 5, 2026 at 5:20 AM
Do you think every person in the Chiles Center would fit on the court for a storm
These Gonzaga unis are pretty sick, though
February 5, 2026 at 5:16 AM
These Gonzaga unis are pretty sick, though
This is Gonzaga’s last ever trip to Portland, right?
February 5, 2026 at 5:02 AM
This is Gonzaga’s last ever trip to Portland, right?
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Alert: Gonzaga is down 14 at Portland with 4:30 to go. Zags would have near 0% chance at a 1-seed with a loss here. Portland hasn't beaten GU in 12 years.
February 5, 2026 at 4:50 AM
Alert: Gonzaga is down 14 at Portland with 4:30 to go. Zags would have near 0% chance at a 1-seed with a loss here. Portland hasn't beaten GU in 12 years.
RECAP'S UP!
Was Marquette mathematically more in control of this game than it felt? Maybe, but it felt an awful lot like the DePaul near miss collapse the last time the Golden Eagles were at home.
www.anonymouseagle.com/marquette-wo...
#cbb #mubb
Was Marquette mathematically more in control of this game than it felt? Maybe, but it felt an awful lot like the DePaul near miss collapse the last time the Golden Eagles were at home.
www.anonymouseagle.com/marquette-wo...
#cbb #mubb
Less Fun Than It Seemed: Marquette 78, Providence 61
The Golden Eagles seemed to be cruising midway through the third quarter….. and then they were up only 10 late in the fourth before winning.
www.anonymouseagle.com
February 5, 2026 at 4:19 AM
RECAP'S UP!
Was Marquette mathematically more in control of this game than it felt? Maybe, but it felt an awful lot like the DePaul near miss collapse the last time the Golden Eagles were at home.
www.anonymouseagle.com/marquette-wo...
#cbb #mubb
Was Marquette mathematically more in control of this game than it felt? Maybe, but it felt an awful lot like the DePaul near miss collapse the last time the Golden Eagles were at home.
www.anonymouseagle.com/marquette-wo...
#cbb #mubb
[checks Big East MBB scoreboard]
sorry PC, but I’m gonna need like 4 more overtimes from you
sorry PC, but I’m gonna need like 4 more overtimes from you
February 5, 2026 at 2:26 AM
[checks Big East MBB scoreboard]
sorry PC, but I’m gonna need like 4 more overtimes from you
sorry PC, but I’m gonna need like 4 more overtimes from you
Olivia Porter is noticeably limping and wearing baggy sweatpants, but the left leg looks noticeably more bulky than the right.
I presume that’s a brace, and I presume she’s out more than tonight, even if that knee is bending.
I presume that’s a brace, and I presume she’s out more than tonight, even if that knee is bending.
February 5, 2026 at 12:23 AM
Olivia Porter is noticeably limping and wearing baggy sweatpants, but the left leg looks noticeably more bulky than the right.
I presume that’s a brace, and I presume she’s out more than tonight, even if that knee is bending.
I presume that’s a brace, and I presume she’s out more than tonight, even if that knee is bending.
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That's right, Split Zone Duo. It's time for the Matt Brown Sports Business Hour, brought to you by FUTURE BRAND DEAL:
New episode is out featuring @mattbrown.bsky.social. We talk:
- eligibility crisis
- basketball game licensing
- jersey sponsors
Subscribe and listen here ⬇️
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- eligibility crisis
- basketball game licensing
- jersey sponsors
Subscribe and listen here ⬇️
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The 2026 CFB Offseason Preview, Feat. Matt Brown
Listen now | Guess who's interested in generating new revenue this year?
www.splitzoneduo.com
February 5, 2026 at 12:05 AM
That's right, Split Zone Duo. It's time for the Matt Brown Sports Business Hour, brought to you by FUTURE BRAND DEAL:
The core of his argument seems to be "teams that lose by small margins to good teams aren't as good as you think."
not sure I follow his logic
not sure I follow his logic
February 4, 2026 at 6:49 PM
The core of his argument seems to be "teams that lose by small margins to good teams aren't as good as you think."
not sure I follow his logic
not sure I follow his logic
I have the FIRST LACROSSE GAME PREVIEWS OF THE SEASON scheduled to publish!
Please remember to check out our women's lacrosse season preview hub here before first draw against Eastern Michigan on Friday: www.anonymouseagle.com/marquette-wo...
Please remember to check out our women's lacrosse season preview hub here before first draw against Eastern Michigan on Friday: www.anonymouseagle.com/marquette-wo...
The 2026 Marquette Women’s Lacrosse Season Preview!
Everything you need to know about the new season for the Golden Eagles, all in one place!
www.anonymouseagle.com
February 4, 2026 at 4:15 PM
I have the FIRST LACROSSE GAME PREVIEWS OF THE SEASON scheduled to publish!
Please remember to check out our women's lacrosse season preview hub here before first draw against Eastern Michigan on Friday: www.anonymouseagle.com/marquette-wo...
Please remember to check out our women's lacrosse season preview hub here before first draw against Eastern Michigan on Friday: www.anonymouseagle.com/marquette-wo...
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National Bakery and Central Standard Distillery add a Brandy Old Fashioned twist to Fat Tuesday's most iconic treat:
A very Wisconsin paczki: National Bakery bakes up an Old Fashioned collaboration
A beloved Milwaukee bakery and local distillery add a Brandy Old Fashioned twist to Fat Tuesdayâs most iconic treat.
onmilwaukee.com
February 4, 2026 at 3:44 PM
National Bakery and Central Standard Distillery add a Brandy Old Fashioned twist to Fat Tuesday's most iconic treat:
go cubs
February 4, 2026 at 3:15 PM
go cubs
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I’ve added the @sickoscommittee.org to my still growing Olympics starter pack. Apologies for the oversight 🫡
This keeps growing every day, if you want more Olympics stuff in your timelines.
This keeps growing every day, if you want more Olympics stuff in your timelines.
In addition to the daily podcast, I will be posting my daily viewing guides here.
Plus, I will be sharing a ton of SI’s best Olympics coverage, along with stuff from other outlets.
And I’ve added a bunch of people to my Olympics starter pack: go.bsky.app/H39APXB
Plus, I will be sharing a ton of SI’s best Olympics coverage, along with stuff from other outlets.
And I’ve added a bunch of people to my Olympics starter pack: go.bsky.app/H39APXB
February 4, 2026 at 2:51 PM
I’ve added the @sickoscommittee.org to my still growing Olympics starter pack. Apologies for the oversight 🫡
This keeps growing every day, if you want more Olympics stuff in your timelines.
This keeps growing every day, if you want more Olympics stuff in your timelines.
NO SCARY FRIAR DOM OUTTA NOWHERE
JUST A NICE DOG
That's the picture on the preview for tonight's Marquette women's basketball game against Providence. Read it!
www.anonymouseagle.com/marquette-wo...
#cbb #mubb
JUST A NICE DOG
That's the picture on the preview for tonight's Marquette women's basketball game against Providence. Read it!
www.anonymouseagle.com/marquette-wo...
#cbb #mubb
Marquette Women’s Basketball Preview: vs Providence
Believe it or not, this is the first time the Golden Eagles will see the Friars this season.
www.anonymouseagle.com
February 4, 2026 at 1:30 PM
NO SCARY FRIAR DOM OUTTA NOWHERE
JUST A NICE DOG
That's the picture on the preview for tonight's Marquette women's basketball game against Providence. Read it!
www.anonymouseagle.com/marquette-wo...
#cbb #mubb
JUST A NICE DOG
That's the picture on the preview for tonight's Marquette women's basketball game against Providence. Read it!
www.anonymouseagle.com/marquette-wo...
#cbb #mubb
Good morning to everyone except for Providence and Illinois-Chicago.
February 4, 2026 at 1:15 PM
Good morning to everyone except for Providence and Illinois-Chicago.
THERE IS MARQUETTE BASKETBALL TOMORROW
There's questions flying around Cara Consuegra's team right now, but perhaps Providence can provide a way to smooth things out.
#cbb #mubb
www.anonymouseagle.com/marquette-wo...
There's questions flying around Cara Consuegra's team right now, but perhaps Providence can provide a way to smooth things out.
#cbb #mubb
www.anonymouseagle.com/marquette-wo...
Marquette Women’s Basketball Preview: vs Providence
Believe it or not, this is the first time the Golden Eagles will see the Friars this season.
www.anonymouseagle.com
February 4, 2026 at 3:06 AM
THERE IS MARQUETTE BASKETBALL TOMORROW
There's questions flying around Cara Consuegra's team right now, but perhaps Providence can provide a way to smooth things out.
#cbb #mubb
www.anonymouseagle.com/marquette-wo...
There's questions flying around Cara Consuegra's team right now, but perhaps Providence can provide a way to smooth things out.
#cbb #mubb
www.anonymouseagle.com/marquette-wo...
Please give your attention to this long feature from the Marquette student newspaper on what Jake Richard has been doing to lead his lacrosse team since the death of two teammates in September.
marquettewire.org/4149348/spor...
marquettewire.org/4149348/spor...
RISING FROM THE WRECKAGE
The two jerseys hung in their main locker spaces, exactly where their bodies once sat. The helmets rested on the top shelves, with pads and cleats at the bottom. The gloves...
marquettewire.org
February 4, 2026 at 2:25 AM
Please give your attention to this long feature from the Marquette student newspaper on what Jake Richard has been doing to lead his lacrosse team since the death of two teammates in September.
marquettewire.org/4149348/spor...
marquettewire.org/4149348/spor...
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These first 12 minutes against DePaul
February 4, 2026 at 1:34 AM
These first 12 minutes against DePaul
DePaul, huh
February 4, 2026 at 1:46 AM
DePaul, huh
WE HAVE TO ASK BIG QUESTIONS ABOUT MARQUETTE MEN’S LACROSSE
The 2026 Marquette Men’s Lacrosse Season Preview: Three Big Questions
Well, let’s just start with the obvious one, because ending on it will be an even bigger bummer……
www.anonymouseagle.com
February 3, 2026 at 9:45 PM
WE HAVE TO ASK BIG QUESTIONS ABOUT MARQUETTE MEN’S LACROSSE
HOT TAKE:
The Blackhawks should open up 4-0 leads in every game
The Blackhawks should open up 4-0 leads in every game
February 3, 2026 at 2:50 AM
HOT TAKE:
The Blackhawks should open up 4-0 leads in every game
The Blackhawks should open up 4-0 leads in every game
BIG EAST WHAT TO WATCH COMING SOON
gotta add some rankings in
gotta add some rankings in
February 3, 2026 at 12:35 AM
BIG EAST WHAT TO WATCH COMING SOON
gotta add some rankings in
gotta add some rankings in
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hell yeah Bo biscuits
Missed the first donation amount from the referees' association, but it was six figures.
Now on the court is a $160,000 donation from Bojangles, $ came from % of BoBerry Biscuit sales over the past few weeks.
Now on the court is a $160,000 donation from Bojangles, $ came from % of BoBerry Biscuit sales over the past few weeks.
February 2, 2026 at 11:44 PM
hell yeah Bo biscuits
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The video of this is KILLING and look at her face 😭😭😭
February 2, 2026 at 2:38 AM
The video of this is KILLING and look at her face 😭😭😭