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Do you think every person in the Chiles Center would fit on the court for a storm
College hoops rocks because you really never know what a random night will deliver.
Portland just upset sixth-ranked Gonzaga 87-80 to beat the Bulldogs for the first time in 12 years. Portland's biggest win EVER. 22.5-point underdogs. Upset of the year? Portland ranks 345th in experience at KenPom!
Portland just upset sixth-ranked Gonzaga 87-80 to beat the Bulldogs for the first time in 12 years. Portland's biggest win EVER. 22.5-point underdogs. Upset of the year? Portland ranks 345th in experience at KenPom!
February 5, 2026 at 5:20 AM
Do you think every person in the Chiles Center would fit on the court for a storm
These Gonzaga unis are pretty sick, though
February 5, 2026 at 5:16 AM
These Gonzaga unis are pretty sick, though
Turns out there can be more than one
February 5, 2026 at 5:05 AM
Turns out there can be more than one
This is Gonzagaโs last ever trip to Portland, right?
February 5, 2026 at 5:02 AM
This is Gonzagaโs last ever trip to Portland, right?
Reposted by Anonymous Eagle
Alert: Gonzaga is down 14 at Portland with 4:30 to go. Zags would have near 0% chance at a 1-seed with a loss here. Portland hasn't beaten GU in 12 years.
February 5, 2026 at 4:50 AM
Alert: Gonzaga is down 14 at Portland with 4:30 to go. Zags would have near 0% chance at a 1-seed with a loss here. Portland hasn't beaten GU in 12 years.
RECAP'S UP!
Was Marquette mathematically more in control of this game than it felt? Maybe, but it felt an awful lot like the DePaul near miss collapse the last time the Golden Eagles were at home.
www.anonymouseagle.com/marquette-wo...
#cbb #mubb
Was Marquette mathematically more in control of this game than it felt? Maybe, but it felt an awful lot like the DePaul near miss collapse the last time the Golden Eagles were at home.
www.anonymouseagle.com/marquette-wo...
#cbb #mubb
Less Fun Than It Seemed: Marquette 78, Providence 61
The Golden Eagles seemed to be cruising midway through the third quarterโฆ.. and then they were up only 10 late in the fourth before winning.
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February 5, 2026 at 4:19 AM
RECAP'S UP!
Was Marquette mathematically more in control of this game than it felt? Maybe, but it felt an awful lot like the DePaul near miss collapse the last time the Golden Eagles were at home.
www.anonymouseagle.com/marquette-wo...
#cbb #mubb
Was Marquette mathematically more in control of this game than it felt? Maybe, but it felt an awful lot like the DePaul near miss collapse the last time the Golden Eagles were at home.
www.anonymouseagle.com/marquette-wo...
#cbb #mubb
[checks Big East MBB scoreboard]
sorry PC, but Iโm gonna need like 4 more overtimes from you
sorry PC, but Iโm gonna need like 4 more overtimes from you
February 5, 2026 at 2:26 AM
[checks Big East MBB scoreboard]
sorry PC, but Iโm gonna need like 4 more overtimes from you
sorry PC, but Iโm gonna need like 4 more overtimes from you
22/6/5/1/3 for Skylar Forbes, topped off by the dagger threes.
whateverโs going on with her that has her coming off the bench, she can still do that
whateverโs going on with her that has her coming off the bench, she can still do that
February 5, 2026 at 2:21 AM
22/6/5/1/3 for Skylar Forbes, topped off by the dagger threes.
whateverโs going on with her that has her coming off the bench, she can still do that
whateverโs going on with her that has her coming off the bench, she can still do that
FINAL: Marquette 78, Providence 61!
That was a big ol YIKES of a 12 minute stretch as a 24 point lead dropped to 10
but the Golden Eagles solved it at the end
That was a big ol YIKES of a 12 minute stretch as a 24 point lead dropped to 10
but the Golden Eagles solved it at the end
February 5, 2026 at 2:15 AM
FINAL: Marquette 78, Providence 61!
That was a big ol YIKES of a 12 minute stretch as a 24 point lead dropped to 10
but the Golden Eagles solved it at the end
That was a big ol YIKES of a 12 minute stretch as a 24 point lead dropped to 10
but the Golden Eagles solved it at the end
Skylar Forbes has, essentially, saved Marquetteโs ass with back to back threes. MU up 17 with under a minute left.
February 5, 2026 at 2:13 AM
Skylar Forbes has, essentially, saved Marquetteโs ass with back to back threes. MU up 17 with under a minute left.
The lead is 10 and PC is hitting threes like DePaul
I hate every second of this
I hate every second of this
February 5, 2026 at 2:07 AM
The lead is 10 and PC is hitting threes like DePaul
I hate every second of this
I hate every second of this
and the lead is 14 and you can feel CC getting stabby on the bench
February 5, 2026 at 2:03 AM
and the lead is 14 and you can feel CC getting stabby on the bench
Clear as instant water, just add milk
February 5, 2026 at 1:53 AM
Clear as instant water, just add milk
AFTER 3: Marquette 60, Providence 42
Always like being up 18 with 10 to go
But that does mean it was 13-7 PC for the final 5 minutes of 3Q
Always like being up 18 with 10 to go
But that does mean it was 13-7 PC for the final 5 minutes of 3Q
February 5, 2026 at 1:52 AM
AFTER 3: Marquette 60, Providence 42
Always like being up 18 with 10 to go
But that does mean it was 13-7 PC for the final 5 minutes of 3Q
Always like being up 18 with 10 to go
But that does mean it was 13-7 PC for the final 5 minutes of 3Q
Speaking of DePaul, PC has realized MU stinks against pressure, and Bediako immediately throws away an inbound.
February 5, 2026 at 1:44 AM
Speaking of DePaul, PC has realized MU stinks against pressure, and Bediako immediately throws away an inbound.
MU was up 24 for a second there. PC had a burst, and Vice gets MU back to 20, 55-35
which is unnerving, because thatโs the DePaul number thatโs stuck in my head
which is unnerving, because thatโs the DePaul number thatโs stuck in my head
February 5, 2026 at 1:41 AM
MU was up 24 for a second there. PC had a burst, and Vice gets MU back to 20, 55-35
which is unnerving, because thatโs the DePaul number thatโs stuck in my head
which is unnerving, because thatโs the DePaul number thatโs stuck in my head
Aaaand the foul counts. I actually like that review, even if that is Volkerโs 2nd.
And Mancini misses them both so 1) ball donโt lie and 2) free Shake Shack!
AND ALSO: Volker hit a three on the other end
And Mancini misses them both so 1) ball donโt lie and 2) free Shake Shack!
AND ALSO: Volker hit a three on the other end
February 5, 2026 at 1:37 AM
Aaaand the foul counts. I actually like that review, even if that is Volkerโs 2nd.
And Mancini misses them both so 1) ball donโt lie and 2) free Shake Shack!
AND ALSO: Volker hit a three on the other end
And Mancini misses them both so 1) ball donโt lie and 2) free Shake Shack!
AND ALSO: Volker hit a three on the other end
6-0 MU to start 3Q, and the refs are going to review if a foul happened before PCโs shot clock expired
February 5, 2026 at 1:34 AM
6-0 MU to start 3Q, and the refs are going to review if a foul happened before PCโs shot clock expired
Thatโs my working theory, announcing whatโs actually happening tonight
but also if sheโs been absent for three straight games, I got questions
but also if sheโs been absent for three straight games, I got questions
February 5, 2026 at 1:23 AM
Thatโs my working theory, announcing whatโs actually happening tonight
but also if sheโs been absent for three straight games, I got questions
but also if sheโs been absent for three straight games, I got questions
Aaaaaaand someone made MU change out of their black undershirts at halftime, as now everyoneโs in white
February 5, 2026 at 1:22 AM
Aaaaaaand someone made MU change out of their black undershirts at halftime, as now everyoneโs in white
Points per possession
Marquette - 1.22
Providence - 0.81
MUโs not even playing that well on offense, they just caught a heater for a minute there
Marquette - 1.22
Providence - 0.81
MUโs not even playing that well on offense, they just caught a heater for a minute there
February 5, 2026 at 1:20 AM
Points per possession
Marquette - 1.22
Providence - 0.81
MUโs not even playing that well on offense, they just caught a heater for a minute there
Marquette - 1.22
Providence - 0.81
MUโs not even playing that well on offense, they just caught a heater for a minute there
Volker leads with 11, Vice has 9&5 already
February 5, 2026 at 1:14 AM
Volker leads with 11, Vice has 9&5 already
It all pales in comparison to seeing MUPS being lit by actual Fall Out Boy, I tell you what!
February 5, 2026 at 1:13 AM
It all pales in comparison to seeing MUPS being lit by actual Fall Out Boy, I tell you what!
HALFTIME: Marquette 44, Providence 29!
I will take two more 25-11 quarters, thank you very much
I will take two more 25-11 quarters, thank you very much
February 5, 2026 at 1:10 AM
HALFTIME: Marquette 44, Providence 29!
I will take two more 25-11 quarters, thank you very much
I will take two more 25-11 quarters, thank you very much