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Vindicated.
February 7, 2026 at 3:24 AM
Vindicated.
Jump Around, a very popular song in many arenas, plays at Madison Square Garden during a UConn/St. John’s game
February 7, 2026 at 3:16 AM
Jump Around, a very popular song in many arenas, plays at Madison Square Garden during a UConn/St. John’s game
Claudio vs Roddy for the CMLL title isn’t going to watch itself
If you aren't watching UConn-St. John's, you need to get control of your life. Garden is a tinderbox.
February 7, 2026 at 2:59 AM
Claudio vs Roddy for the CMLL title isn’t going to watch itself
Look
Yeah, I know, St. John's is playing UConn
and there's Olympics or whatever
but also I need you to read this preview of tomorrow's Marquette/Michigan men's lacrosse game.
www.anonymouseagle.com/marquette-me...
Thank you
Yeah, I know, St. John's is playing UConn
and there's Olympics or whatever
but also I need you to read this preview of tomorrow's Marquette/Michigan men's lacrosse game.
www.anonymouseagle.com/marquette-me...
Thank you
Marquette Men’s Lacrosse Preview: vs #20 Michigan
The Golden Eagles get to finally take the field after a traumatic start to the 2025-26 school year.
www.anonymouseagle.com
February 7, 2026 at 2:25 AM
Look
Yeah, I know, St. John's is playing UConn
and there's Olympics or whatever
but also I need you to read this preview of tomorrow's Marquette/Michigan men's lacrosse game.
www.anonymouseagle.com/marquette-me...
Thank you
Yeah, I know, St. John's is playing UConn
and there's Olympics or whatever
but also I need you to read this preview of tomorrow's Marquette/Michigan men's lacrosse game.
www.anonymouseagle.com/marquette-me...
Thank you
oh right
hey
you guys wanna read a Marquette men's basketball preview?
www.anonymouseagle.com/marquette-me...
hey
you guys wanna read a Marquette men's basketball preview?
www.anonymouseagle.com/marquette-me...
Marquette Men’s Basketball Big East Preview Primer: vs Butler
Can the Golden Eagles clean up their defense against the Bulldogs and come away with a National Marquette Day victory?
www.anonymouseagle.com
February 7, 2026 at 2:07 AM
oh right
hey
you guys wanna read a Marquette men's basketball preview?
www.anonymouseagle.com/marquette-me...
hey
you guys wanna read a Marquette men's basketball preview?
www.anonymouseagle.com/marquette-me...
WWE wrestler Sheamus, who is, in WWE continuity, family with Beaker
Who do you want to guest host a potential revival of The Muppet Show?
Here’s Who We Want to Guest Host ‘The Muppet Show’ If It’s Revived
February 7, 2026 at 1:15 AM
WWE wrestler Sheamus, who is, in WWE continuity, family with Beaker
Shouts to Marquette great Brian Wardle
Bradley has the most shop-class-teacher-looking coach
February 7, 2026 at 1:13 AM
Shouts to Marquette great Brian Wardle
MARQUETTE WON
recap coming up later
recap coming up later
IT IS TIME FOR LACROSSE
and not just lacrosse but DAYTIME LACROSSE~!
Marquette women's lacrosse opens up the season AT NOON CENTRAL TODAY!
Read the preview!
www.anonymouseagle.com/marquette-wo...
and not just lacrosse but DAYTIME LACROSSE~!
Marquette women's lacrosse opens up the season AT NOON CENTRAL TODAY!
Read the preview!
www.anonymouseagle.com/marquette-wo...
Marquette Women’s Lacrosse Preview: vs Eastern Michigan & vs Cincinnati
The Golden Eagles open up the year with their last opponent from 2025 before renewing their longest running series.
www.anonymouseagle.com
February 7, 2026 at 12:48 AM
MARQUETTE WON
recap coming up later
recap coming up later
[checks scoreboard]
getting their ass beat by VCU, it seems
hey, remember when Marquette lost to Dayton
getting their ass beat by VCU, it seems
hey, remember when Marquette lost to Dayton
what’s Dayton doing running action that involves a dribble handoff to 7’1 Amael L’Etang
February 7, 2026 at 12:44 AM
[checks scoreboard]
getting their ass beat by VCU, it seems
hey, remember when Marquette lost to Dayton
getting their ass beat by VCU, it seems
hey, remember when Marquette lost to Dayton
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ALRIGHT, LET’S BASKETBALL.
21 new ’70s-era coaches jackets + 100 new tees just dropped.
www.homefieldapparel.com/collections/...
21 new ’70s-era coaches jackets + 100 new tees just dropped.
www.homefieldapparel.com/collections/...
February 6, 2026 at 3:00 PM
ALRIGHT, LET’S BASKETBALL.
21 new ’70s-era coaches jackets + 100 new tees just dropped.
www.homefieldapparel.com/collections/...
21 new ’70s-era coaches jackets + 100 new tees just dropped.
www.homefieldapparel.com/collections/...
IT IS TIME FOR LACROSSE
and not just lacrosse but DAYTIME LACROSSE~!
Marquette women's lacrosse opens up the season AT NOON CENTRAL TODAY!
Read the preview!
www.anonymouseagle.com/marquette-wo...
and not just lacrosse but DAYTIME LACROSSE~!
Marquette women's lacrosse opens up the season AT NOON CENTRAL TODAY!
Read the preview!
www.anonymouseagle.com/marquette-wo...
Marquette Women’s Lacrosse Preview: vs Eastern Michigan & vs Cincinnati
The Golden Eagles open up the year with their last opponent from 2025 before renewing their longest running series.
www.anonymouseagle.com
February 6, 2026 at 1:30 PM
IT IS TIME FOR LACROSSE
and not just lacrosse but DAYTIME LACROSSE~!
Marquette women's lacrosse opens up the season AT NOON CENTRAL TODAY!
Read the preview!
www.anonymouseagle.com/marquette-wo...
and not just lacrosse but DAYTIME LACROSSE~!
Marquette women's lacrosse opens up the season AT NOON CENTRAL TODAY!
Read the preview!
www.anonymouseagle.com/marquette-wo...
Good morning to everyone except for Eastern Michigan.
February 6, 2026 at 1:15 PM
Good morning to everyone except for Eastern Michigan.
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Insane fight between the Panthers and Lightning in the NHL.
155 minutes in penalties and the coach Paul Maurice was tossed.
Video is nearly 3 minutes long.
155 minutes in penalties and the coach Paul Maurice was tossed.
Video is nearly 3 minutes long.
February 6, 2026 at 3:37 AM
Insane fight between the Panthers and Lightning in the NHL.
155 minutes in penalties and the coach Paul Maurice was tossed.
Video is nearly 3 minutes long.
155 minutes in penalties and the coach Paul Maurice was tossed.
Video is nearly 3 minutes long.
HOKEY SMOKES, BULLWINKLE
IT'S TIME FOR THE FIRST LACROSSE GAME PREVIEW OF THE SEASON
Marquette women's lacrosse tangles with Eastern Michigan in the Valley TOMORROW AFTERNOON.
www.anonymouseagle.com/marquette-wo...
IT'S TIME FOR THE FIRST LACROSSE GAME PREVIEW OF THE SEASON
Marquette women's lacrosse tangles with Eastern Michigan in the Valley TOMORROW AFTERNOON.
www.anonymouseagle.com/marquette-wo...
Marquette Women’s Lacrosse Preview: vs Eastern Michigan & vs Cincinnati
The Golden Eagles open up the year with their last opponent from 2025 before renewing their longest running series.
www.anonymouseagle.com
February 5, 2026 at 9:59 PM
HOKEY SMOKES, BULLWINKLE
IT'S TIME FOR THE FIRST LACROSSE GAME PREVIEW OF THE SEASON
Marquette women's lacrosse tangles with Eastern Michigan in the Valley TOMORROW AFTERNOON.
www.anonymouseagle.com/marquette-wo...
IT'S TIME FOR THE FIRST LACROSSE GAME PREVIEW OF THE SEASON
Marquette women's lacrosse tangles with Eastern Michigan in the Valley TOMORROW AFTERNOON.
www.anonymouseagle.com/marquette-wo...
we used to be a real country with a robust college concert scene
this concert was before both Sparkle & Fade and Tragic Kingdom were released, that's wild
this concert was before both Sparkle & Fade and Tragic Kingdom were released, that's wild
30 years since I nearly killed Art Alexakis (sort of)
February 5, 2026 at 4:45 PM
we used to be a real country with a robust college concert scene
this concert was before both Sparkle & Fade and Tragic Kingdom were released, that's wild
this concert was before both Sparkle & Fade and Tragic Kingdom were released, that's wild
the oldest hockey advice in the world: put the puck on net, good things will happen, hell yeah, 3-0
February 5, 2026 at 4:39 PM
the oldest hockey advice in the world: put the puck on net, good things will happen, hell yeah, 3-0
we love to see a hustle hockey goal for Team USA
February 5, 2026 at 4:36 PM
we love to see a hustle hockey goal for Team USA
THAT'S HOCKEY, BABY
February 5, 2026 at 4:07 PM
THAT'S HOCKEY, BABY
okay, sorry, sorry, I'm late to the USA hockey game, it's okay, it's still 0-0, go Hilary Knight
February 5, 2026 at 3:57 PM
okay, sorry, sorry, I'm late to the USA hockey game, it's okay, it's still 0-0, go Hilary Knight
And now, the closest I come to a high wire act without a net:
Grocery shopping without a list while listening to @shutdownfullcast.bsky.social
Grocery shopping without a list while listening to @shutdownfullcast.bsky.social
February 5, 2026 at 2:41 PM
And now, the closest I come to a high wire act without a net:
Grocery shopping without a list while listening to @shutdownfullcast.bsky.social
Grocery shopping without a list while listening to @shutdownfullcast.bsky.social
while SOME of us were sleeping 🤠
While you were sleeping, Portland took down #6 Gonzaga.
February 5, 2026 at 10:58 AM
while SOME of us were sleeping 🤠
Do you think every person in the Chiles Center would fit on the court for a storm
College hoops rocks because you really never know what a random night will deliver.
Portland just upset sixth-ranked Gonzaga 87-80 to beat the Bulldogs for the first time in 12 years. Portland's biggest win EVER. 22.5-point underdogs. Upset of the year? Portland ranks 345th in experience at KenPom!
Portland just upset sixth-ranked Gonzaga 87-80 to beat the Bulldogs for the first time in 12 years. Portland's biggest win EVER. 22.5-point underdogs. Upset of the year? Portland ranks 345th in experience at KenPom!
February 5, 2026 at 5:20 AM
Do you think every person in the Chiles Center would fit on the court for a storm
These Gonzaga unis are pretty sick, though
February 5, 2026 at 5:16 AM
These Gonzaga unis are pretty sick, though
This is Gonzaga’s last ever trip to Portland, right?
February 5, 2026 at 5:02 AM
This is Gonzaga’s last ever trip to Portland, right?