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IMPORTANT BREAKING NEWS:

Marquette men's basketbal plays tomorrow and you have to read this preview

#cbb #mubb

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Marquette Men’s Basketball Big East Preview Primer: at RV Villanova
If the Golden Eagles seem to be obviously better than they were a month ago… and the Wildcats only won by 3 in Milwaukee…..
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February 10, 2026 at 2:37 AM
RICK CALLED HIM AQUAMAN

this rules

Rick's the best
Rick Pitino says Xavier broke down St. John's in one-on-ones:

"Aquaman (Tre Carroll) would come off a screen and make the guard play him."

#SJUBB
February 10, 2026 at 2:30 AM
Reposted by Anonymous Eagle
NEWS: Alabama men’s basketball player Charles Bediako can no longer play college basketball, a judge ruled Monday.

Bediako previously played for Alabama from 2021 to 2023 and spent most of the past three seasons competing in the G League.
February 9, 2026 at 11:51 PM
WAIT WAIT, I JUST REALIZED A GOOD JOKE HERE

You'd think the Swiss would be better in the neutral zone!
we enjoy a breakout goal to make up for a goal that was waved off, yep
February 9, 2026 at 9:46 PM
we enjoy a breakout goal to make up for a goal that was waved off, yep
February 9, 2026 at 9:43 PM
GOOD CLEAN AMERICAN HOCKEY, BABY
February 9, 2026 at 9:29 PM
liiiiiitle bit of luck there for Team USA on the goal, but again: get the puck near the net and good things will happen
February 9, 2026 at 8:57 PM
NEW ON AE:

I did some Internet Detective work in order to talk about discovering the fact that Khadijah Rushdan is no longer listed on the Marquette WBB roster page.

#cbb #mubb

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Khadijah Rushdan Is No Longer Listed On The Marquette Coaching Staff
After missing the last several games, the former Rutgers star is no longer on the roster page for the Golden Eagles.
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February 9, 2026 at 8:10 PM
Sick pass, sick goal to get Team USA up 1-0 on Switzerland.

Although I am reminded of a question I had before:

Where are the handheld camera guys hiding so they can hop over the boards so quickly to get the on ice celebration shots?
February 9, 2026 at 7:51 PM
okay

I'm going to go to the grocery store because otherwise dinner is just not getting cooked tonight

and also USA hockey is on in two hours

I'll deal with this AND the Big East What To Watch AND the Villanova preview when I get back
NEWS, because one of the website commenters reminded me to go look:

Khadijah Rushdan is no longer listed as a women's basketball assistant coach on the Marquette team website roster page.

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February 9, 2026 at 5:06 PM
NEWS, because one of the website commenters reminded me to go look:

Khadijah Rushdan is no longer listed as a women's basketball assistant coach on the Marquette team website roster page.

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February 9, 2026 at 4:59 PM
been nearly two months since Anthony Joshua turned his brain inside out and he's still not okay
An incredible turn of events here. 10/10, no notes. 😂
February 9, 2026 at 4:41 PM
NEW ON AE:

Marquette women's basketball finally had to pay for their sins from their winning streak as Creighton erased a fourth quarter MU lead and beat the Golden Eagles in OT.

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#cbb #mubb
The Bill Came Due: Creighton 80, Marquette 74 (OT)
The Golden Eagles have been playing with fire over the past several games, and they finally got burned in Omaha.
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February 9, 2026 at 4:10 PM
NEW ON AE:

Marquette women's lacrosse is 2-0 after a 13-1 run in the middle of Sunday's game against Cincinnati!

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Figure It Out & Go: Marquette 17, Cincinnati 10
It took the Golden Eagles until the back end of the second quarter to get things settled against the Bearcats.
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February 9, 2026 at 2:44 PM
🚨🚨🚨PODCAAAAAAAAAAAST 🚨🚨🚨

#cbb #mubb
#Scrambledeggs is back from time off to celebrate #mubb win on #NMD. @JoeMcCann3 and I talk:
-3 games
-NJ, Stevens, and Royce
-Week to come
-Positive Trends??
Enjoy
@CrackedSidewlks
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a poster that says " we are marquee " on it
ALT: a poster that says " we are marquee " on it
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February 9, 2026 at 2:28 PM
We've got A LOT to get to today, so let's start with this:

Shaka Smart opened the door to Sean Jones' season being over on Saturday..... so we have to think about what that means for Jones' long term future......

#cbb #mubb

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Sean Jones Might Be Done For The Year
And if that’s the case, let’s logically walk out what that means down the road…..
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February 9, 2026 at 1:51 PM
Japan's got their goalie pulled down 3-2 with 90 seconds left against Italy, this rules
February 9, 2026 at 1:30 PM
Happy National Pizza Day to everyone except for everyone else at the Puerto Rico Classic.
February 9, 2026 at 1:15 PM
Reposted by Anonymous Eagle
And Sam Darnold, who was NOT out indefinitely
February 9, 2026 at 3:32 AM
Reposted by Anonymous Eagle
Two straight blowouts, why should the AFC get an automatic Super Bowl berth?
We are seeing a blowout in the Super Bowl. Should the NFL panic and change the entire playoff format?
February 9, 2026 at 3:10 AM
Reposted by Anonymous Eagle
Doug Gottlieb would like her phone number
*Runs in *

There is genuine French biathlon drama!

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February 9, 2026 at 2:59 AM
The Seahawks mascot losing their shit over the TD was hilarious
February 9, 2026 at 2:30 AM
Reposted by Anonymous Eagle
February 9, 2026 at 2:16 AM
HOLY COW, THE ACTORS FROM THE BUDWEISER AD ARE AT THE SUPER BOWL!!
February 9, 2026 at 2:10 AM
LET’S GO MARIST
February 9, 2026 at 1:55 AM