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So very tired. Also, not enjoying the heat. Bring on the quiet shade of the autumn!
Look, I am about to go to bed and I really don’t want to upset anyone, but the *interesting* Yokozuna is currently actually in the air flying to London and I am not sure if I can sleep. (I will try to sleep) #sumo
October 12, 2025 at 4:38 AM
Goodness me. Del Amitri did exist. Well, what about that.
August 9, 2025 at 12:28 AM
It turns out that I want to try black raspberries. Envious of those of you who have them grow like blackberries.
June 30, 2025 at 11:18 PM
Light is coming up. I should go to bed. Has someone remembered to turn down the humidity?
June 14, 2025 at 2:59 AM
Obliterating a horrendous week by eating hummus, drinking wine and listening to a random YouTube stream of music. Currently on Fleetwood Mac’s The Chain. Things could be worse. #DummDadadaadadadaadaDumDum
June 14, 2025 at 12:40 AM
Update: had a hospital appointment today
Outcome: attended hospital appointment. Only one hour early.
Results: all in good time. An opportunity to practice patients Sorry, no, patience. Easy mistake to make.
Other messages: hope everyone is well and happy.
June 11, 2025 at 12:08 AM
Just did a huge sobbing dictation to close family to explain a current situation, and the phone somehow made up a totally different message that I can’t even begin to edit (like who was it even listening to?). So I just deleted all. That’s annoying. I nearly communicated with people. Oh well.
June 7, 2025 at 12:33 AM
You know what I object to really strongly. Like really really strongly? Wade Garrett (Sam Elliott) dying. Hair like that should not die. #Roadhouse
June 6, 2025 at 11:24 PM
May 27, 2025 at 1:18 AM
Stumbled across the 2005 Pride & Prejudice film on TV tonight. Sponsored by sledgehammers, sadness and the colour blue/grey. Nowhere in the building; humour, lightness of touch, characters you rooted for. Yikes.
May 27, 2025 at 12:27 AM
How your email finds me.
May 26, 2025 at 6:11 PM
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We have 26 eggs. Omelettes for everyone!
Oh! Today’s victory? We completely forgot to amend the holding order for tomorrow’s groceries. The next week’s food may be unorthodox.
May 25, 2025 at 6:52 PM
Oh! Today’s victory? We completely forgot to amend the holding order for tomorrow’s groceries. The next week’s food may be unorthodox.
May 25, 2025 at 1:35 AM
I will not rest until I find this. It may be a life and death situation.
May 25, 2025 at 1:32 AM
“Am I the only one/Is it just me that”

Yes! It really is only you! No one else thinks that fish like water, or that bears tend not to have residential plumbing facilities. Just you, the outlier.
May 10, 2025 at 12:58 AM
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FFS, Warburtons - it’s 2025! The phrase is “plus-size women”.
April 27, 2025 at 9:41 AM
Cold Tangerine.
Banana Lumbago
April 27, 2025 at 1:59 AM
The television has suddenly started playing Brotherhood of Man at me. How do I switch it off? Oh God, I can’t find the switch. I’m going to have to blow up the house.
April 27, 2025 at 1:54 AM
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Vanessa Paradis' manager, head in hands: "no, no, mes amis, you are going to have to rewrite this if we are to get on Radio 1"
happy birthday to the f word!!! sort of
April 26, 2025 at 10:53 AM
You can absolutely have fresh fish and chips, until the words “good old” fish and chips come out of your mouth, at which point my gremlins will come and steal your dinner away from you.
Can we have fresh fish & chips, though? Because I'm not willing to give them up entirely.
April 26, 2025 at 1:36 AM
Apologies to those who use it, but I am banning the phrase “Good old…”. There will be no more good old fish and chips, good old days or good old anything else. It’s finished.
April 26, 2025 at 1:06 AM
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Yours sincerely, Mr Beeeeeeeeeeeeeee
April 18, 2025 at 3:21 PM
All cheese. Don't ask me to choose between my babies.
What's your favourite cheese? Mine used to be cambazola but I haven't had it in so long I should check again
April 17, 2025 at 11:24 PM
Watching Masterchef while eating instant Nissin noodles. Ah, life in balance.
April 16, 2025 at 5:36 PM