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Andy Murphy
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Hi! I’m a lover of books, empathy, music (especially piano and songwriting), story-driven video games, and wit and humor. Let’s be good to each other.
Lillard has one scene in The Life of Chuck, and is so incredibly good in that scene that I’ve thought about it multiple times since then.
Fuck all that, Lillard is great. Tarantino can pound sand.
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Scream and Five Nights at Freddy's star Matthew Lillard has admitted it "it f***ing sucks" to be on the receiving end of an insult from Pulp Fiction and Kill Bill director Quentin Tarantino. https://bit.ly/3KD9PnN
December 7, 2025 at 2:52 AM
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Holy moly....read this!

Note: with coffee or beverages NOWHERE near your keyboard.
Chuck, I am ded.
December 4, 2025 at 9:15 PM
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"We can bring back more money to the fossil fuel companies," is what he means. Like, we all understand fuel standards are... for consumers, right? (And they could be better.) Slashing fuel standards helps... the fuel companies. And costs us more money. Reduced MPG costs us more per gallon.
Sean Duffy on slashing fuel economy standards: "This rule will actually allow you to bring back the 1970s station wagon. Maybe a little wood paneling on the side. We can bring back choice to consumers."
December 4, 2025 at 1:37 PM
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I'm bored today so I decided it's time to announce the secret project.
SECRET PROJECT REVEALED
YouTube video by Gary Whitta
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December 4, 2025 at 12:29 AM
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One press conference away from you're goddamn right I ordered the Code Red
Q: So you didn't see any survivors after that first strike?

HEGSETH: I did not personally see survivors. The thing was on fire. This is called the fog of war. This is what you in the press don't understand. You sit in your air conditioned offices and plant fake stories in the Washington Post
December 2, 2025 at 8:57 PM
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The real question is not "Why is Bluesky so left-coded," the real question is "Why can't the right exist in a social media environment without algorithmic assistance, where people can ignore them"
December 2, 2025 at 3:08 PM
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November 23, 2025 at 9:42 AM
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give grok the peace prize. put it on the cover of Time with the GREATEST TRIUMPH headline. it’s earned it all.
November 20, 2025 at 9:56 PM
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Ronny Chieng finds out why college students are using AI when they could just be using... college
November 17, 2025 at 10:28 PM
Oooh, a dedicated AI window! Should be great to help contain the fire.
November 14, 2025 at 9:44 PM
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They’ve laid off so many people that the government is now getting its economic data from DoorDash.
November 12, 2025 at 1:09 AM
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Vince Gilligan wants you to know that Pluribus was ‘made by humans’
Vince Gilligan wants you to know that Pluribus was ‘made by humans’
The famed Breaking Bad and Better Call Saul showrunner has made it clear that AI has no place in his new Apple TV series. more…
9to5mac.com
November 10, 2025 at 9:23 PM
Agreed. What a joy this game is, just everything about it.
No joke, this is one of my favorite games of all time.
Immortals Fenyx Rising will be free on Ubisoft Connect (PC) starting November 13th, to celebrate Ubisoft Connect's 5th anniversary news.ubisoft.com/en-us/articl...
November 10, 2025 at 10:16 PM
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But hey, @espn.com is now partnered w DraftKings, and everything is cool!!!!! Sure, you see betting odds on ESPN’s site, games are littered w sports betting ads on tv and in person…. but everything is fine!! www.espn.com/mlb/story/_/...
Guardians' Clase, Ortiz indicted for pitch rigging
Cleveland Guardians pitchers Emmanuel Clase and Luis Ortiz have been indicted on a host of charges related to a scheme to rig bets on pitches thrown in MLB games. Ortiz is currently in custody.
www.espn.com
November 9, 2025 at 7:23 PM
Vince Gilligan broke Apple TV (or so it would seem) because so many people tried to watch the Pluribus premiere tonight. 😄

Hope it’s true, anyway. Such a big fan and am really looking forward to seeing it.
November 7, 2025 at 3:45 AM
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this was for a colorado measure guaranteeing universal free lunch for kids. funny how a short two-column table can say so much in so little space.
This is how it looked on the ballot.
Clear and easy to understand.
November 5, 2025 at 6:18 AM
In a world where we’ve now seen just about everything, I still can’t get over the nerve of an idiot resigning his office in disgrace, his brother being fired from CNN, then deciding to run again, losing the primary (decisively!), only to then reclassify and force voters to reject him again. 😂
November 4, 2025 at 6:23 PM
I bet a lot of ICE interviewers are chuckling and winking before saying, “Okay, man, that’s awesome. But just remember that after you sign, you can’t go around saying that part out loud.”
November 4, 2025 at 5:41 PM
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A few months ago I was asked to give the after-dinner speech at the CWA Daggers. I chose to talk about AI, and the bravery and humanity involved in reading and writing. Afterwards a lot of people asked me to post the speech online, so here it is. I hope you like it ruthware.com/daggers-spee...
Daggers Speech
The following is a lightly edited version of a speech I was asked to give at the 2025 Daggers – the prestigious crime fiction awards administered by the Crime Writer’s Association of the UK.
ruthware.com
November 3, 2025 at 2:54 PM
Trying not to get overly excited for this, but man, I’m desperate for something on this planet to be going in the right direction. 🤞
November 4, 2025 at 1:33 AM
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It’s like taking a stack of hateful flyers you find in a neighborhood and then walking around and handing them out and adding, “Wow, did you see this? This is awful.” …But then they are still left holding the flyers YOU gave them.
November 1, 2025 at 11:57 AM
Yeah, well, Leaker doesn’t even have his bladder under control.
October 28, 2025 at 2:58 PM
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I have a very bad feeling about this...
October 27, 2025 at 4:51 PM
“Press ⍰ to Jalvdonre” is what it should say on every AI prompt entry screen.
Press ⍰ to Jalvdonre
October 25, 2025 at 3:23 AM
Hope Elon himself needs surgery soon. Because we now have an incredible one that in no way will screw it up.
October 23, 2025 at 1:48 PM